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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hüftpriester said:
The true Ralphamale way is to not even pay medical bills. Fuck settling debt, just be a parasite and blow your money on gambling in Vegas!
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I wonder if Ralph will live to regret this...at some point in his future he may need to rely on a hospital to keep him alive. He already admitted to being a gimp with a bad leg and he's only in his mid thirties....image how he'll be feeling in 10 years if he's still alive.
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But, I don't pay. Medical bills...
Because, my momma died from medical malpractice..
anyway, I wonder why that happened...
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Obviously this is fucked, but this is a problem with the American justice systems use of bail. Jan 6th is irrelevant to this. Plenty of ordinary Americans get the same or similar treatment over small crimes because they are poor - why is Ralph only bothered by this when it's some retards who stormed the seat of the American government?
 
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Farmers funposting lives in Ralph's crackshack rent free. You understand that nobody here actually thinks May is a horse too, right Ralph?

Also if you're going to read every post in this thread why don't you come engage us in this thread instead of crying about it on Twitter like the fat gunted manlet you are, @theralph?
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Obviously this is fucked, but this is a problem with the American justice systems use of bail. Jan 6th is irrelevant to this. Plenty of ordinary Americans get the same or similar treatment over small crimes because they are poor - why is Ralph only bothered by this when it's some retards who stormed the seat of the American government?
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I mean, all disrespect to Ralph, but as a convicted felon, he's familiar with how bail works.

And it is questionable that Grandma is serving ten months without a conviction for waddling around the Capitol.
 
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Sam Losco said:
In relation to this post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amanda-lynn-morris-may-pantsu-party-sadntrad.81222/post-10333510
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Pantsu doesn’t work at Subway & has never wo…

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she just said she had to scrunge to make her own fucking tomato sauce gunt, we know youre lying or mantsu wouldnt be working at all. also its funny josh being on zerohedge means hes officially more of a journalist than you even with your useless degree you dont actually have.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m sure he only moved out of momma’s shack because he got May to put the utilities in her name, that’s how bad Ralph’s credit is.
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It was supposed to be a three-way split between him, the paedophile horse, and Fai Fai. Then Faith decided to run back to California under the shelter of Vickers after allegedly being choked and forcing into a right-wing trad and Christian three-way. Three-way or highway back to California, she chose the latter.

What a trad and Christian arrangement.
 
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AltisticRight said:
It was supposed to be a three-way split between him, the paedophile horse, and Fai Fai. Then Faith decided to run back to California under the shelter of Vickers after allegedly being choked and forcing into a right-wing trad and Christian three-way. Three-way or highway back to California, she chose the latter.

What a trad and Christian arrangement.
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Xander WILL come find his deadbeat dad later.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Rent? I thought he owned the house or it was gifted to him after his mom died?
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I don't know why people think that. His mom didn't own the crackshack, they rented it and some Russian guy owned it. He has since moved and still doesn't own, but rents. His credit is trash because he refuses to pay his student loan debt so he doesn't have the credit to buy a house.
 
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Sandra lived in the classic crack shack and after getting alogged enough about living with his mother Ralph decided he had to move out with Faith and May to the crack shack 2.0. Before that he would tell people that he "had his own wing" of the house, which was essentially his trash filled bedroom and closet he would do the killstream from. This is just a house he rents a few blocks away from Sandra's old house. Does he actually pay all the rent? Maybe, who the fuck knows? If his credit is shit he could have just payed a years rent ahead of time, most places are fine with that.
 
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