Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

I wonder if anyone has ever told Jacko that PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO BE FILMED WHILE EATING. Has it ever occurred to him? I'm curious if he has ever been forced to face any kind of consequences for his insufferable behavior. I bet Tammy yelled at him a couple times then just gave up because his stroked-out brain is incapable of learning.

Anyways, judge me as you will, but Jesus fuck that video made me hungry as hell for some chicken wangs and ribs. Fuck you Jack. Go back to filming the shit that you cook instead, because seeing that shit always makes me lose my appetite.

He's gotten kicked out of restaurants a couple of times, and his response is to score them low on purpose after throwing a tantrum, and bitching about them on blogs back when he did that. He will just double down, and I'm surprised he never got his shit wrecked before the stroke.

 

[ZipDisk]

BBQ unsanctioned raid in Tenn-bodia with Cpt. Jack and Cpl. Robert Tamm! Cpl. Tamm rocking the Ralph Cifaretto hairdo.

I'm wondering, does this last exit BBQ have a billboard? Or did Jack scope it out from his seat and start screeching at Driver Tammy that they have to get off NOW NOW NOW?

I remember on one of the reviews they were at a supposedly healthy place, someone in the thread smelled bullshit, and found out the healthy place was two lots down from a BBQ hut.

They say Jack ate two lunches that day...

We also now have proof that Jack treats BBQ sauce like a beverage. "What is that, Tomato? Not a fan of it."

Huh, his "good arm" appears gimped as well.

Treats "the help" like shit with angry demands for more coleslaw. Everyone at the table sooths him. Video never shows additional coleslaw

Cpl. Tamm talks like an expert, but his insights are about par for Jack. "I like thing I ate. I don't like the sauce. But the other sauce was good"

OOH, Cpl. Tamm goes above the A-! You can tell Jack was mad about that. "Really?"

And, we got Jack being nasty to Tammy at the end there.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I see no option to report duplicate videos. It may technically be against their TOS, but it's obviously not something they're remotely concerned with considering the amount of duplicate and reuploaded content on their platform.

Yes, that's true, the duplicate content thing is rarely a.ka. almost never enforced by YouTube, they already have enough shit to deal with when it comes to their utterly broken copyright claim system. Better for them to not open another Pandora's box I guess.
Duplicate content reported by huge ass YouTubers like PewDiePie et al, would be acted upon, because these dudes have their YouTube handlers on short dial, but if some actual YouTube low life like Jack does it on his own channels, nobody at YouTube gives a fuck.

 

[Sonic T]

I just realized that cats must love his stroked out arm. It dangles like one of those cat toys on a stick that you wave back and forth. Here, kitty kitty!

No Tammy, you misheard

 

[captkrisma]

So, to help out our foreign kiwis, Knoxville is about a 2 hour drive from Hendersonville. They made it roughly 2 hours and they are already on their second lunch, the first being at what I can surmise is a sports bar because the new guy mentioned beer cheese pretzels.

They still have 6 hours to go before they cross into North Carolina. Remember that it was several days before Mitch and his wife were done, and it looks like the new guys wife is tapping out 2 hours into the trip.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

So, to help out our foreign kiwis, Knoxville is about a 2 hour drive from Hendersonville. They made it roughly 2 hours and they are already on their second lunch, the first being at what I can surmise is a sports bar because the new guy mentioned beer cheese pretzels.

They still have 6 hours to go before they cross into North Carolina. Remember that it was several days before Mitch and his wife were done, and it looks like the new guys wife is tapping out 2 hours into the trip.

Tbh, I was even expecting them to have their first "lunch" even before leaving Hendersonville city limits. I'm actually suprised that fat fuck could contain his gluttony until reaching Knoxville, otoh maybe he treted himself with a few "bags" of junk food/candy already during the drive.

Btw, the area is also interesting for those with an interest in the Civil War, as Knoxville was the pivotal point of the Union Army's Knoxville Campaign. Albeit Hendersonville didn't play a role in the Civil War except having a Field Hospital but there are ofc all the other Locations in the vicinity like Nashville (Battle of Nashville) and Mufreesboro (1st, 2nd and 3rd Battle of Murfreesboro).
I need to visit the Nashville area sometime in the nearer future, that's for sure.

 

[Staffy]

 

[Pig Cups]

 

[Kosher Salt]

We also now have proof that Jack treats BBQ sauce like a beverage. "What is that, Tomato? Not a fan of it."

His objection to tomato is hilarious considering that Sweet Baby Ray's is also a tomato-based sauce, except the first fucking ingredient is high fructose corn syrup... it's obvious why he likes it, and it has nothing to do with tomato.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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He’d have to have a working foot in order to achieve this.

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[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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JFC, Jack, come out of the closet already, we all know you're a homo.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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He's definitely got one arm in the ground.

 

[AnOminous]

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Every time I see one of these shitty Bitmojis, the joy I will feel when this fat fuck dies increases.

 

[stets]

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jack is so far in the grave that he's completely covered in dirt and breathing through a straw.

 

[Aaway]

He’d have to have a working foot in order to achieve this.

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why does tammy look like a 70 year old man here?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Well... he already does have one foot in the grave so... win?

 

[rubytintedchix]

why does tammy look like a 70 year old man here?

She’s supposed to be Rudolph? Wrong holiday?

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

One foot in the grave and one permanently fixed in his mouth.
And judging by that costume, not just the pastor will be looking for Tammy, but also the local police after Jack has been found strangled with stitched together turkey necks.
Only a killer would dress up like that.

 

[salmonellajack]

Jack's church has an online live chat function. You didn't hear it from me.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack lives in one of the richest areas of Tennessee, in both culture and monetary value, yet he is so close minded that he goes out of state or to chain restaurants to eat things.

Edit: He lives about 30min away from a mall that has goddamn Maseratis as display cars. The malls near my hometown would show off Ford Focus'. Fuck these people have some money.

Double Edit: There is a 'Request Prayer' button on the website and some of ya'll need Jesus, so don't be surprised if you get shoutouts next weekend.