Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[LonelyEggRoll]

Was she ever taking Peetz to the haunted jail?
When he asked were they doing anything more for vlogtober together the other night, she gave him a swift, dismissive no. I thought it was always going to be Nader accompanying her to his native environment on the spooky prison outing.

I’ve thought it a bit weird the sperging here about washing new clothes before wearing them recently, but her wearing clothes out of the fitting room, like a six year old getting a new Disney sweater they can’t wait to wear, is just Chantal Brand pathetic for some reason.

 

[A borscht-on]

Her laziness and slovenliness keep hitting new lows. I live in an apartment situation, and need to haul my stuff to the laundromat once a week. I would kill to have a washer and dryer right outside my bedroom door...and she can't even do laundry, which requires basically no effort at all apart from putting in and taking out clothes. What a disgusting lunatic!

 

[lottalove]

SHES LIVE​

SHOP AT PENNINGTONS WITH ME​

Sunday 31 October 2021 (Halloween)​

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[chantalisfat]

She openly declared Nader her boyfriend at the end of this stream. I guess that's why she hasn't been home since the trip. She's busy being "all-consumed".

She also confessed that no, the haunted jail website doesn't say anything about 14 days. She's just assuming because it's the law there now. Funny - if it were Nader without the 14 days she wouldn't be so quick to accept that he wasn't able to go. She'd just assume they would let him in and take him no matter what. In fact, she is just assuming that they will allow her to livestream it. She never asked. Pathetic. I hope they refuse to let her stream it.

She announced that she and James would be doing the Halloween activity weeks ago. That was pretty much the only guarantee for her failure of a Vlogtober. He should have known that he'd be replaced by Nader though. I'm sure Nader will be a joy to have at the event. Eight people in a small group, learning about paranormal equipment and then setting off to hunt for ghosts. Nader is the perfect candidate for that. Ugh. Those poor other people who will be in Chantal's group. At least they'll have a true story to tell about the ghouls they met on Halloween night.

 

[shameful existence]

Shop at Pennington's with me, edited down to 145 seconds.

 

[KetchupSlice]

Shop at Pennington's with me, edited down to 145 seconds.
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Nothing like being completely out of breath while shopping for clothes.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I’ve thought it a bit weird the sperging here about washing new clothes before wearing them recently, but her wearing clothes out of the fitting room, like a six year old getting a new Disney sweater they can’t wait to wear, is just Chantal Brand pathetic for some reason.

It's a pretty old school thing many of us were taught to do. There are some very nasty preservatives used on fabrics (particularly those of cheap Asian origin) that can do a real number on your skin, plus some nasty dyes that often need to be rinsed out before being worn directly against the skin. With whatever the rash is over Chinny's skin still being undiagnosed, I'm surprised (but lazy so not surprised in the same thought) that she doesn't wash new clothes before wearing them. Clothing labels nearly always state "wash before wear", and had she actually attended her dermatology appointment, guaranteed washing any new clothes prior to wearing would be high up in the advice she would have been given.

If she does indeed read here, I expect a new excuse for her gonorrhoea.... not washing her new knickers before wearing them.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

The only "Deep Throating" Chins is truly orgasmic over...

...Food. Especially takeaway.
Takeaway chocolate cake?
That's some OnlyFans feeder-porno level of "Bow-chica-bow-wow"​

How would a Canadian write it?
"the Gatineau police came, eh?..."

All jokes aside, I am curious what the difference would be, if you don't mind explaining.

Just ETA/Second-Hand PL: Have a relation that lives in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) who had a shor contract with the new GTA Detention Centre: He tells me that...
...In Orléans, Ontario - where the Luxury Villa is - Pee'd say, "Hey, Fizz, it's the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) at the door for ya."

But at the crack-shack - in Gatineau, Québec - it would involve either the local Service de Police de la Ville de Gatineau (SPVG) or Québec's provincial Sûreté du Québec that would roll up on Nader's porch at 3 a.m. with a no-knock warrant.

No one would ever say "the OPP is here."

The cops are here. The police are here. The fuzz/pigs/whatever dumb slang are here. "The cops are here" but in a different language. That's how everybody says it, everywhere in the world.

True...I presumed OP was asking what the local constabulary are called for the jurisdictions of the various Chantal Show cast members, so that's what I tried to answer.

Canadians do refer to "the OPP" or "the SPVG" in the same way an American would refer their local force as "the NYPD," or "the LAPD."

Personally, I'd love to hear Pee just shout at Chantal next time they get a door-knock: "Fizz, it's da Fuzz!"

 

[Ramona]

Shop at Pennington's with me, edited down to 145 seconds.
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That jazzy snap at 49 seconds is so painful and so Chantal.

 

[brooky]

The only "Deep Throating" Chins is truly orgasmic over...

...Food. Especially takeaway.
Takeaway chocolate cake?
That's some porno-level of "Bow-chica-bow-wow"​

Just ETA/Second-Hand PL: Have a relation that lives in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) who had a shor contract with the new GTA Detention Centre: He tells me that...
...In Orléans, Ontario - where the Luxury Villa is - Pee'd say, "Hey, Fizz, it's the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) at the door for ya."

But at the crack-shack - in Gatineau, Québec - it would involve either the local Service de Police de la Ville de Gatineau (SPVG) or Québec's provincial Sûreté du Québec that would roll up on Nader's porch at 3 a.m. with a no-knock warrant.

No one would ever say "the OPP is here."

Nobody in Toronto says "The Toronto Police Service/TPS here."

Nobody in New York says "The New York Police Department/NYPD is here."

The cops are here. The police are here. The fuzz/pigs/whatever dumb slang are here. "The cops are here" but in a different language. That's how everybody says it, everywhere in the world.

 

[youknowwhatimean]

I know that Chantal's lack of manners and awareness of social norms has been discussed in this thread ad nauseam, but it is always shocking seeing how rude she is to other people so casually. Chantal didn't even bother to thank the Penningtons employee that she forced to make repeated trips to the back storage area because Chinderella couldn't find her hoof size. It's fascinating, because as much as Chins tries to adopt this Bubbly Fat Girl persona, she fails at hiding her disdain and disregard for other people in some way either verbally or nonverbally.

It's also hilarious how, regardless of what store Chantal goes in, she is invariably ignored by the employees there until she initiates the interaction. The customer lmao. You can also tell that she overcompensates for her social awkwardness/anxiety with very obviously fake laughter. And no one ever laughs with her, lol.

 

[How_are_you]

No one would ever say "the OPP is here."

Nobody in Toronto says "The Toronto Police Service/TPS here."

Nobody in New York says "The New York Police Department/NYPD is here."

The cops are here. The police are here. The fuzz/pigs/whatever dumb slang are here. "The cops are here" but in a different language. That's how everybody says it, everywhere in the world.

I can’t be the only one wondering if she’s wearing underwear. It doesn’t matter as even her underwear is feces encrusted, std discharge stained, toxic waste. Those clothes will just be hung up and put out for the next poor bastard.

 

[Billie Ross]

Was she ever taking Peetz to the haunted jail?
When he asked were they doing anything more for vlogtober together the other night, she gave him a swift, dismissive no. I thought it was always going to be Nader accompanying her to his native environment on the spooky prison outing.

I’ve thought it a bit weird the sperging here about washing new clothes before wearing them recently, but her wearing clothes out of the fitting room, like a six year old getting a new Disney sweater they can’t wait to wear, is just Chantal Brand pathetic for some reason.

Yeah it doesn't make sense as she confess her and Nader couldn't go to several places in Toronto because he didn't had the vaccine, as usual, the liar who lies, backtracks minutes after saying he had his vaccine, so why you couldn't enter places?
I hope they have to walk non stop in the prison and there's no place to sit (and rest), is going to be fun her delaying the group huffing, puffing and wheezing behind.

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

No one would ever say "the OPP is here."

Nobody in Toronto says "The Toronto Police Service/TPS here."

Nobody in New York says "The New York Police Department/NYPD is here."

The cops are here. The police are here. The fuzz/pigs/whatever dumb slang are here. "The cops are here" but in a different language. That's how everybody says it, everywhere in the world.

In this particular International matter it would probably be RCMP (Mounties) but we would still say, "The cops 're at the door for ya, Nads" and then watch him try an flush his drugs.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I hope cracky gets a better offer and leaves this dumb bint on her own tonight.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

That breathing from just walking around a small store! She blames it on the mask, but she was still huffing and puffing after she took the mask off in the changing room. But then she is stroke-level out of breath whenever she retrieves her takeout from the stoop.

Thanks @shameful existence for editing that down. I don't want to watch the whole thing.

AND! Nader must have said something derogatory about her widow's peak if she willingly gave up some of the precious hair she had left. It actually looks more like she's wearing a toupee wiihout it.

No one would ever say "the OPP is here."

Nobody in Toronto says "The Toronto Police Service/TPS here."

Nobody in New York says "The New York Police Department/NYPD is here."

The cops are here. The police are here. The fuzz/pigs/whatever dumb slang are here. "The cops are here" but in a different language. That's how everybody says it, everywhere in the world.

Does it even matter how it would be phrased? The bigger point is that the perp wouldn't post it in the accuser's comments. Duh.

 

[Windex]

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She is so awfully annoying. I didnt see one person who really seemed glad to see her in either video. I would be annoyed as hell if this dumb heifer showed up to a party to film people so she can post it to act like she has real friends in life. I can assure you that she doesnt. She is just one of those people that you tolerate in public because you have good manners and you know she doesnt.

Pretty much. Chantal attempted to kind of push her way into the conversation but no one was really having any of it. The girl telling the story was clearly looking at that taller girl next to Chantal the whole time and didn't even give Chantal a cursory glance while talking. She was basically boxed out of their discussion, despite the laughing and trying to interject with her own little anecdotes (that no one even acknowledges). It really hits home just how much a secondary character Chantal is in real life. Even among supposed friends, she isn't anywhere remotely near the center of the conversation.

Back in the house, during the image GargoyleGorl posted above, that guy is not having any of Chantal's shit. She tells the guy to say hi to the camera and he just fucking glares at her, throwing out a half-hearted smile before turning away from the camera. It reminds me of when a little kid gets a camcorder for Christmas and can't help but go film everyone later that night at the Christmas party.

Awkward as fuck.

Her very awkward interaction with the staff in Pennington’s reminded me of the most embarrassed I’ve ever felt for another human. Preserved here at the Farms, the zenith of Chantal’s bungling, gauche social ineptness - the Bachelorette Party - is so deliciously cringe that I had to bring it forward and post it for any who’ve missed this masterpiece.

It’s a brazenly humiliating flashback to Classic Chantal. (Forgive me Father for I have sinned by spoon feeding and bringing forth old shit.)

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I wonder what its like to have the ability to only waddle a few feet before your trotters threaten to explode?

 

[B’Elanna]

Shop at Pennington's with me, edited down to 145 seconds.
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Bitch has blisters from walking for less than 3 hours

 

[Rotogravure]

Hello. In an effort to derail from Police Vernacular sperging, I bring to you this question:

What jail tour is Chantal going on - do we know? I found two that popped up in Ottawa.
One, the HI-Ottawa Jail Hostel isn't open.

This one, the "Paranormal Invesitagions at Historica SDG Jail", seems more likely, but the last tour date for it was the 30th.

So let us take bets fair farmers. Does Chantal actually have tickets? Will Chantal drive all the way to Cornwall only to find out "OOPS" or IS THIS ALL PART OF HER MASTERPUPPETING IN WHICH SHE... DOES SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING HAYDURS SOMETHING SOMETHING I WILL NOT ADDRESS THIS AGAIN?