- Joined
- Apr 2, 2016
I'm still amused that she put on sequins and wore full glam makeup to the zoo but dressed like Guinevere and didn't even comb her hair or wash the sleep out of her eyes.
If you look at the plus size gurus out there, none of them have a specific style. They all look like toddlers who got abandoned at a flea market. You don't see themes among these women - no "sustainable" fashion looks, no capsule wardrobes, no adding onto their staple purchases the previous year and slowly creating a specifically curated style - just cheaply made but horribly expensive leggings, garish t-shirts with slogans, knit tops with cloying prints that meemaws in Arkansas wear to the supermarket, China-level man-made leather shoes or flip-flops that barely last the season. Sometimes you'll find a goth or two who can sew and have BMIs under 50 who have a cohesive style, but beyond that it's just over-priced garbage clothes for women so fat that not even quality made pieces will hold up to the strain for longer than a year.
Chantal is also reaching that stage of terminal fatness wherein she is forced to expend a lot of effort to avoid simple tasks that her weight prevents her from doing.. Bending over is extremely difficult. Her gut is so huge that it blocks her from leaning into the washing machine to pull out wet clothes to put in the dryer. It's infinitely more time consuming and wasteful to go buy new clothes that will be uncomfortable to wear without washing because you are too fat to reach down into a washing machine, but if you can't reach, if Pee won't wash your filthy clothes, if you're so disgusting that everything you wear is covered in food, hair soot and variously bodily excretions and then tossed on the floor, you gotta go to Penningtons to buy stuff you don't really like so you don't end up getting called out for stinking up the Halloween ghost hunt in the haunted jail.
On a less critical note, though her fupa looks more lopsided than ever, she doesn't appear as grossly massive as I expected in the jail livestream. So good for her!
She can't curate a decent wardrobe. There is no shopping until she finds her specific taste and fit. She's utterly malformed now due to the fat, there are so few clothes that could possibly fit her, and none of it will ever look good. As pitiful as she looks, as bad as her taste is, this is literally the best she can do.
If you look at the plus size gurus out there, none of them have a specific style. They all look like toddlers who got abandoned at a flea market. You don't see themes among these women - no "sustainable" fashion looks, no capsule wardrobes, no adding onto their staple purchases the previous year and slowly creating a specifically curated style - just cheaply made but horribly expensive leggings, garish t-shirts with slogans, knit tops with cloying prints that meemaws in Arkansas wear to the supermarket, China-level man-made leather shoes or flip-flops that barely last the season. Sometimes you'll find a goth or two who can sew and have BMIs under 50 who have a cohesive style, but beyond that it's just over-priced garbage clothes for women so fat that not even quality made pieces will hold up to the strain for longer than a year.
Chantal is also reaching that stage of terminal fatness wherein she is forced to expend a lot of effort to avoid simple tasks that her weight prevents her from doing.. Bending over is extremely difficult. Her gut is so huge that it blocks her from leaning into the washing machine to pull out wet clothes to put in the dryer. It's infinitely more time consuming and wasteful to go buy new clothes that will be uncomfortable to wear without washing because you are too fat to reach down into a washing machine, but if you can't reach, if Pee won't wash your filthy clothes, if you're so disgusting that everything you wear is covered in food, hair soot and variously bodily excretions and then tossed on the floor, you gotta go to Penningtons to buy stuff you don't really like so you don't end up getting called out for stinking up the Halloween ghost hunt in the haunted jail.
On a less critical note, though her fupa looks more lopsided than ever, she doesn't appear as grossly massive as I expected in the jail livestream. So good for her!
