Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Chris Mclean]

The ugly truth of his existence gets under his skin so damn bad, but he feels better if he can try to refute some tiny detail in an attempt to lessen the sting and pretend an insignificant detail can make him squeal “it’s naught tru!!”

The truth is Ralph’s pregnant girlfriend needs to work to support the household. Ralph has been pissing what bit of money he has to soothe his ego like a typical dumb wigger.

Ralph is really torn between his true north and his aspirational ideas. His true north, aka wigger brain, tells him he’s supposed to find a woman and live off her welfare benefits and HUD subsidies like a Kang. Only chumps support bitches. His tiny aspirational meme brain whispers a real successful trad man makes enough for his wife to stay at home, raise lots of his kids and make him food.

Regardless of his confused thinking he’s an extremely depressed and angry man who needs to drink/take drugs and gamble to even feel a smidgen of happiness. He just needs to forget the trad ideals because he’s already made his choice. Ralph is chasing fleeting highs at a steep cost and will be broke enough to live like a wigger Kang on May’s single mom welfare benefits in 2022, just like until 2020 he lived off Mama Sandra’s disability benefits his entire adult life.

He couldn’t even manage one whole year without a woman carrying most of the responsibilities and burdens for his pathetic fat ass.

Where May works is totally irrelevant cause we all know she dosen't have any kind of qualification or skill to work at some place with diginity. She's either slinging burgers, working a till or she's a barrista somewhere. Slaving away for minimum wage with a growing fetus, supporting Ralphs dopamine addiction while his actuall happiness and bank account gets smaller and smaller.

Subway, Mickey d's or starbucks. It dosent matter its all equally humiliating for Ralph. He's not only falling as a e-celeb but as a man. His woman is not working beacuse she wants to. She's working cause of how much Ralph has failed as a leader.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Where May works is totally irrelevant cause we all know she dosen't have any kind of qualification or skill to work at some place with diginity. She's either slinging burgers, working a till or she's a barrista somewhere. Slaving away for minimum wage with a growing fetus, supporting Ralphs dopamine addiction while his actuall happiness and bank account gets smaller and smaller.

Subway, Mickey d's or starbucks. It dosent matter its all equally humiliating for Ralph. He's not only falling as a e-celeb but as a man. His woman is not working beacuse she wants to. She's working cause of how much Ralph has failed as a leader.

She used to work at Target. Unless she caused some huge messy scene quitting there before deciding riding digi bro’s dick was a better career move she could easily work there again or any other retail outlet. Given the dire need for workers in retail stores she’s got plenty wagie options there and is working at the strip mall near the crack shack. This is why Ralph got upset with us doxing the Subway in that shopping center.

The part Ralph doesn’t realize is that May probably enjoys going to work to get out of the house and getting away from him. Could you imagine living with a smelly ball sack on legs? She should have become a nun at a leper colony if she wanted to devote herself to a diseased people that are hopeless causes.

Her #trad life pandering is as pathetic as it is hilarious. She broke all the major trad life golden rules:
1. Thou shall be married before shacking up
2. Thou shall only marry a man who can support a wife and family
3. Thou shall never get pregnant out of wedlock

May is living the true #trailerparklife and should drop the absurd trad fantasy, it’s a terrible cope for her disastrous choices.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol only Ralph would claim to be paying all the bills mere moments after boasting about refusing to repay loans he’d previously agreed to pay. If he hates the government so much, don’t enter into contracts with them that you have no intention of fulfilling. This isn’t taxes taken by force, these are loans he sought out and agreed to. What a fat fucking loser.

 

[TherapyMan]

Lol only Ralph would claim to be paying all the bills mere moments after boasting about refusing to repay loans he’d previously agreed to pay. If he hates the government so much, don’t enter into contracts with them that you have no intention of fulfilling. This isn’t taxes taken by force, these are loans he sought out and agreed to. What a fat fucking loser.

Fun facts for Pantsu: Federal student loans terminate on death and can't be collected against an estate like other types of loans. Incidentally, a life insurance policy transfers outside of probate, so potential creditors seeking a Gunt-sized payment of gambling debts can't collect against an expensive life insurance policy going to a horse-type beneficiary. Something to consider, Pantsu!

 

[Kup]

Where May works is totally irrelevant cause we all know she dosen't have any kind of qualification or skill to work at some place with diginity. She's either slinging burgers, working a till or she's a barrista somewhere. Slaving away for minimum wage with a growing fetus, supporting Ralphs dopamine addiction while his actuall happiness and bank account gets smaller and smaller.

Subway, Mickey d's or starbucks. It dosent matter its all equally humiliating for Ralph. He's not only falling as a e-celeb but as a man. His woman is not working beacuse she wants to. She's working cause of how much Ralph has failed as a leader.

The solution is clear, move-in Gator. There’s a room available and May can have that threesome she wanted.

They can work at the same supermarket, carpool together and inevitably kill Ralph together when they elope.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Fun facts for Pantsu: Federal student loans terminate on death and can't be collected against an estate like other types of loans. Incidentally, a life insurance policy transfers outside of probate, so potential creditors seeking a Gunt-sized payment of gambling debts can't collect against an expensive life insurance policy going to a horse-type beneficiary. Something to consider, Pantsu!

Good luck finding a insurance provider willing to give them an affordable policy.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’m still wondering why there was a man taking a selfie in a grimy disgusting bathroom.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

It will forever be funny that there is a clip of her actually saying she would never date someone like Ralph. Yet here we are and she's carrying his fucking demon spawn!
I'm trying to figure out who is dating a step down in this situation? I mean they're both ugly on the inside and outside.

you think thats funny, Megan Mccain's husband called her a stupid bitch before marrying her.

also PPP is the modern day version of those roman+greek historians that would take shit they saw in dreams and report it as fact. i 100% believed she worked at subway. i was even going to get the old brown skin dude working at my local subway to hold up a paper with this screen name. Mr. Banda Abdallah was ready to help me out and everything.

 

[Bepis]

I’m still wondering why there was a man taking a selfie in a grimy disgusting bathroom.

It's a dude thing. You wouldn't get it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Good luck finding a insurance provider willing to give them an affordable policy.

They’d go for one of those “no medical exam needed!” policies and lie through their teeth on the application. Those policies can be great, but if you even fudge the truth a little on the app then you’ll lose all your money and never get a payout. I really hope Ralph was dumb enough to do this.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's a dude thing. You wouldn't get it.

Goes perfectly with the photo Mersh took in one of his two bathrooms while in Vegas.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

They’d go for one of those “no medical exam needed!” policies and lie through their teeth on the application. Those policies can be great, but if you even fudge the truth a little on the app then you’ll lose all your money and never get a payout. I really hope Ralph was dumb enough to do this.

LMAO, like Ralphamale would ever buy life insurance. He can’t even provide health insurance for himself or his baby mama. Hell, the kid wouldn’t even get basic SS death benefits if he died because he’s never held a job/paid SS taxes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

LMAO, like Ralphamale would ever buy life insurance. He can’t even provide health insurance for himself or his baby mama. Hell, the kid wouldn’t even get basic SS death benefits if he died because he’s never held a job/paid SS taxes.

I can totally see him getting one of those ubiquitous life insurance ads on social media and being stupid enough to think paying $35/month is an “easy” way to set up his kid(s) so he can keep gambling and drinking himself to death. His spawn’s only possible jackpot is to be made a ward of the state, and I say that as a government-hating parent. There are no responsible family members to adopt them and their chances of a decent life would be way better in an orphanage/foster homes.

 

[veri]

I’M THROWINF UP AS WE SPEAK!!!


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>haha
hey babe


also made sure to get the engagement ring in the shot LOL hey mantsu why aren’t you married yet?

 

[An automatic clown]

I’M THROWINF UP AS WE SPEAK!!!
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>haha
hey babe
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also made sure to get the engagement ring in the shot LOL hey mantsu why aren’t you married yet?

The fucking hairline kills me every time man. It's not natural

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

also made sure to get the engagement ring in the shot LOL hey mantsu why aren’t you married yet?

Because she’s a dumb e-whore who got knocked up by a gunted wigger. She’s a bigger fool than Ralphamale.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I’M THROWINF UP AS WE SPEAK!!!
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>haha
hey babe
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also made sure to get the engagement ring in the shot LOL hey mantsu why aren’t you married yet?

She looks so manly

 

[PaladinBoo]

I’M THROWINF UP AS WE SPEAK!!!
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hey babe
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also made sure to get the engagement ring in the shot LOL hey mantsu why aren’t you married yet?

Real Christian trad wives don't take sexually provocative photos of themselves Pantsu. They usually take pictures of themselves gardening, cooking or wearing sundresses. Only attention seeking e-whores take pictures of themselves like this. Also, goddamn do her simps have no standards. Some men really would stick their dick into anything with a hole.

 

[ajax]

The fucking hairline kills me every time man. It's not natural

She's trying to hide it with her hairstyle, but it isn't working. She should go for boxxy/shoeonhead type bangs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She looks so manly

Especially with the push-up bra when we’ve already seen her topless. Without help she looks to have a severe case of pectus excavatum.