Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Well 7 days later and we have a partial answer: it doesn't look like she fucked up her face. She's back stateside, driving her kid from house to house for candy because walking is for haters. But filming yourself and your 5 yar old while driving on the freeway is for winners!


So the narcissistic injury is clearly on the inside.

 

[NoReturn]

So here's an update:

Well 7 days later and we have a partial answer: it doesn't look like she fucked up her face. She's back stateside, driving her kid from house to house for candy because walking is for haters. But filming yourself and your 5 yar old while driving on the freeway is for winners!
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So the narcissistic injury is clearly on the inside.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That poor fabric.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

So here's an update:
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It’s a middle of the night here; gonna check for Russkie commentareeeees tomorrow

 

[Water-T]

Based on everything I've seen so far, my guess is that Tess suffered a major narc injury, not a physical or surgical one (I still hold out hope, however). This resulted in her sulking for the tail end of her trip, and trying to milk it but passing it off as "depression".

Still haven't narrowed down the cause of the narc injury, but it's most likely due to trying (and failing) to get legit model work, getting turned down by Brit men who have no interest in Yank whales, and/or she realized her "friends" were having a larf at her expense.

 

[Angry New Ager]

So here's an update:
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So, supposedly she's going as Julia Roberts's character from Pretty Woman? She just looks like a regular trailer trash single mom to me.

That said, let's play, "Who Wore It Better?", shall we?


ETA: Of course we can't expect her to find anything close to those thigh-high boots. First, she can't wear heels. Second, there are no thigh-high hooker boots that will fit over those laygs. And third (and most important), she no longer has gay orbiters willing to whip up a pair of shoe covers out of stretch pleather or PVC so their queen can be fabulous for Halloween.

Oh, how she has fallen.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Not forgetting that she added that slide with Bugs Bunny mentioning people who have blocked her viewing from their burner accts. I swear I didn't see this one in that post before though.. those back rolls!

Don't know who this is..

Looks like she needs a nappy change.

The reason I started this post before I got sidetracked lol:

Spoiler: GFM Autism

Under my spazz cap that includes my ringtone volume you can see Tess shared this in her stories ~ 4 hrs prior. I SS'd this on Oct 12 @ 00:23 - no idea what that is in Tess o'clock

At that time the GFM had 8 donations, none of them from Tess, unless she used an alias (lol). The target was $3,000

Looking at it now, the name of the organiser has changed, and the goal has been upped to (and met) $5,000

I had other SS's but deleted them at some stage, it's only a couple of days ago that I realised who these people were. Anyway... unless Tess donated under an alias, or anonymously (any anon donations showed up waayyy after she shared it), I never saw what appeared to be a donation from her last time I looked.

Edit to avoid double posting:

Spoiler: More autism

What did she need a costume for if she didn't wear it to take Bowie trick or treating?

This is the chick (far right) that made the “pretty woman” costume. I'm 100% sure she also made that red string bikini (and probably the black one we saw recently). I went back and checked the video from that trip where Tess is getting the sunscreen sprayed on her back, and it's the same person. Not even sure why I bothered to look tbh, but whatevs.

 

[Pina Colada]

There's a 50 percent chance this may bite me in the ass, but thank God Rylee isn't with her this Halloween.

 

[multiverse]

There's a 50 percent chance this may bite me in the ass, but thank God Rylee isn't with her this Halloween.

I kind of suspect the dude in the mask is Rylee.

As for her "costume": holy fuck does she think anyone would take a look at that and think "Pretty Woman"? No. They think "wow what a fat load of white trash. Where's people of Walmart when you need them?"

 

[Pina Colada]

I kind of suspect the dude in the mask is Rylee.

As for her "costume": holy fuck does she think anyone would take a look at that and think "Pretty Woman"? No. They think "wow what a fat load of white trash. Where's people of Walmart when you need them?"

I doubt it because the account was tagged with the little girl, and it leads to a private page:

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

Not forgetting that she added that slide with Bugs Bunny mentioning people who have blocked her viewing from their burner accts. I swear I didn't see this one in that post before though.. those back rolls!
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Don't know who this is..
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Looks like she needs a nappy change.

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The reason I started this post before I got sidetracked lol:

Spoiler: GFM Autism

Under my spazz cap that includes my ringtone volume you can see Tess shared this in her stories ~ 4 hrs prior. I SS'd this on Oct 12 @ 00:23 - no idea what that is in Tess o'clock
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At that time the GFM had 8 donations, none of them from Tess, unless she used an alias (lol). The target was $3,000

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Looking at it now, the name of the organiser has changed, and the goal has been upped to (and met) $5,000

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I had other SS's but deleted them at some stage, it's only a couple of days ago that I realised who these people were. Anyway... unless Tess donated under an alias, or anonymously (any anon donations showed up waayyy after she shared it), I never saw what appeared to be a donation from her last time I looked.

Edit to avoid double posting:

Spoiler: More autism

What did she need a costume for if she didn't wear it to take Bowie trick or treating?

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This is the chick (far right) that made the “pretty woman” costume. I'm 100% sure she also made that red string bikini (and probably the black one we saw recently). I went back and checked the video from that trip where Tess is getting the sunscreen sprayed on her back, and it's the same person. Not even sure why I bothered to look tbh, but whatevs.

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This is the chick (far right) that made the “pretty woman” costume. I'm 100% sure she also made that red string bikini (and probably the black one we saw recently). I went back and checked the video from that trip where Tess is getting the sunscreen sprayed on her back, and it's the same person. Not even sure why I bothered to look tbh, but whatevs.

Chick on the far right is a man. Look at those skinny thighs, weird midsection and lol that face.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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Chick on the far right is a man. Look at those skinny thighs, weird midsection and lol that face.

I looked the designer up. Found her Etsy page and it looks like some aborted Target/Victoria's Secret lovechild. A good fit for our fallen soopuhmoddle.

 

[Oscar Winner]

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Chick on the far right is a man. Look at those skinny thighs, weird midsection and lol that face.

Spoiler: He/she? Autism v. III

Born a man?

I say yes

Then I say no

And no

And definitely yes, except kind of a womans butt. (Side-thought: I wonder if this is the creator/saviour of the black strawberry frankenfrock?)

Back to our Pretty Woman porcine princess...

My guess is it only lasted 30 minutes because she couldn't take 2 steps without it riding up. Fat, fatty, fatfuck. Did she lie about her measurements for a custom made garment, or (my guess) she put on extra weight in the time it took from ordering to wearing it.

 

[Local Fed]

Spoiler: He/she? Autism v. III

Born a man?

I say yes
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Then I say no
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And no
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And definitely yes, except kind of a womans butt. (Side-thought: I wonder if this is the creator/saviour of the black strawberry frankenfrock?)
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Back to our Pretty Woman porcine princess...

My guess is it only lasted 30 minutes because she couldn't take 2 steps without it riding up. Fat, fatty, fatfuck. Did she lie about her measurements for a custom made garment, or (my guess) she put on extra weight in the time it took from ordering to wearing it.

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In the last pic the troon really looks like East Side Dave from Opie & Anthony.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I'm 99% sure this Allihalla person is just an ugly woman of the PNW kweer variety.

Spoiler: blah

Anyway, when I really think about what Tess is willing to wear in public and how inappropriate it would look even on stereotypically "hot" or thin women, the secondhand embarrassment overwhelms me.

 

[Umaibae]

Allihalla is a woman. Not trans.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

I legit thought that was a man. Kinda unfortunate.

 

[HexBawxUno]

Allihalla looks like Allison Pregler.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Allihalla is a woman. Not trans.

Like the photos I posted. Some, I can see why it's questionable. Others, definitely a woman. Maybe this is what SM looks like when someone takes a photo, not a hundred photos and posts the good one, doesn't filter, pose perfectly, and photoshop.

 

[Water-T]

As for her "costume": holy fuck does she think anyone would take a look at that and think "Pretty Woman"? No. They think "wow what a fat load of white trash. Where's people of Walmart when you need them?"

Pretty Woman was about a cheap whore, so Tess at least has that part down.