🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SargonF00t]

Ralph is engaging in female behavior.

Again.

 

[MeltyTW]

the family concern is xander because the vickers live close to reno

also ralph lives rent free in the crackshack cause may pays for it!

what i dont get it is i can see a context where he says a bitch paying for his shit is ralpha af but people here mock him so he has to deny it happening even though it obviously did. what i dont get is why he picks and choses which thing offends him, being a useless sack of shit wigger he brags about, being an irredeemable douchebag he brags about, but other stuff hes ashamed of. i wonder if he has a really warped idea of what we "genuinely" mock him for and he thinks we all actually want to groom crusty ass teens still in school to carry an expensive genetic legacy of bastard spawn who suck by your own admission and hates you for being a deadbeat wigger trying to reroll

 

[twozero]

He also doesn't stream most days anymore so he's maybe making a few hundred a weak.

He’s making the $200-400 being a vegas high-roller! The casinos all love the stream, btw, and comp him the best rooms and escorts.

 

[heathercho]

He’s making the $200-400 being a vegas high-roller! The casinos all love the stream, btw, and comp him the best rooms and escorts.

>>>>GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING! Want to make extra cash on the side? I make $200-400 a day at home! Just follow this one crazy trick for making money off stream. ASK ME HOW!<<<<

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Making 200-400 dollars a day isn't impressive Ralph

He doesn't even make close to that amount.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

He doesn't even make close to that amount a week.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Puck]

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btw the advice in that article is:



tl;dr: prepare before defaulting. Ralph didn't do that.


His blue checkmark is unironically his most valuable asset. He never fucks around with it.

I thought the 3 trips to Vegas in a month would be the top and that there was no way ralph could out wigger himself but bragging about defaulting on your student loans as if it's the action of a 1000 iq gigachad and not a desperately broke poor fag is fucking hillarious

 

[LordOdin]

Seethe.

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Contempt of court like the sort of thing you might get hit with for refusing to bend the knee and remove the Ade documents from your blog, Ethan?

"I know my way around a courtroom. Well." -man who went to jail.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

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Late, gay, gunted.
So maybe less wall-to-wall, more bed-to-wall?

 

[MeltyTW]

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Late, gay, gunted.
So maybe less wall-to-wall, more bed-to-wall?

anyone who wants to hear some retard talk about that would have already watched rekeita do it live, you fucked up pig, passed out in a vegas bathroom sucking bbc while your alleged fiancee does the same and yet another opportunity to be even somewhat timely or relevant slips past your fat piggy little finger hooves

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Ah yes, Ralph's rittenhouse recap of his expert opinion on jury selection

We're so blessed to have -ethan ralph-, legal expert's, opinion on this matter.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

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Late, gay, gunted.
So maybe less wall-to-wall, more bed-to-wall?

>a Phish concert

Damn son, he really hits up the biggest wastes of time in the area when he rolls in.

 

[Fannyscum]

A couple of days ago we were speculating that Ralph doesn't read:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/page-128

Piggy can't let this fake news go unanswered:


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[Crystal Golem]

I can't imagine Ralph enjoying a Phish concert even if he was high as shit. Gotta be going to be in proximity to women who will suck dick for weed right?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

A couple of days ago we were speculating that Ralph doesn't read:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/page-128

Piggy can't let this fake news go unanswered:
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Reading stuff assigned to you 100% doesn't count lmfao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A couple of days ago we were speculating that Ralph doesn't read:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/page-128

Piggy can't let this fake news go unanswered:
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The only thing Piggy reads is his thread here. The great lover of the written word finally mentions a book (that he never read) and it’s notable because it’s the first time he’s mentioned any book (that wasn’t a book one of his shitty guest was shilling) in a decade.

 

[MediocreMilt]

"That's a great book! I only read it because the college that I refuse to pay told me to read it."

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Does anyone know/remember WTF Ralph got a college degree in?

 

[Fannyscum]

Does anyone know/remember WTF Ralph got a college degree in?

From his LinkedIn:

Although reading that you'd think he actually graduated. In reality he refuses to pay his tuition fees and has never completed the degree.

 

[Fannyscum]

JOSHUA CONNER MOOOOOOOON!!!

I'm not sure that's the flex you think it is Ralph:

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Ignoring that it was Ralph getting roasted. Cope for your master Shannon:

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