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Jesus Christ, everyone’s said it but boo hoo Russell, nobody cares about your tall tales and sob stories, take your frivolous lawsuits and get fucked
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I feel as though we may not be far away from a Skitzocow banner on this thread. This AGT suit is batshit insane even by Russ' standards. He's deteriorating fast.
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I think he's under the perception that if he can make oral arguments he can undo his errors like never, in any lawsuit ever, has he stated a claim. What does he think he'd actually ever gain by this except make a lot of expensive lawyers really angry?
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Hi Russell, never forget we’re the only fans you have.Hi Russell
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So losing to Null has driven Russ completely insane? Because this filing is way past the boundaries of Russ’s normal stupidity and well into the realm of Chris Chan’s Merge.
Set it up so he can Woo Heidi Klum and get her to suck him his penis.
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It's been theorized before that Russell wants a live jury so he can Explain His Plights, because he is such a star lawyer that there's no way he won't persuade them to see his side!
But I think he wants to get in front of a jury because he thinks they will all realize just how disabled he is, and give him a free pass for being disabled. They don't know the full extent over written word! He needs to prove to them that as a True And Honest Disabled, he deserves his special pass.
Same goes for Taylor and Katy. As soon as they're face to face with him, they will issue him a Amex Special Needs Credit Card, good for "opening doors" and Olive Garden dates.
But I think he wants to get in front of a jury because he thinks they will all realize just how disabled he is, and give him a free pass for being disabled. They don't know the full extent over written word! He needs to prove to them that as a True And Honest Disabled, he deserves his special pass.
Same goes for Taylor and Katy. As soon as they're face to face with him, they will issue him a Amex Special Needs Credit Card, good for "opening doors" and Olive Garden dates.
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From what I can tell, he expects them to skip him past the preliminary part and just put him on the show. I can't really tell. Yeah, that's what it looks like on re-read. He just wants them to automatically put him on the show, edging out someone who actually impressed the producers. And let's say they did, then he gets voted off or whatever they call it, I don't watch AGT. He'd STILL claim discrimination. Let's face it, he'd accept nothing less than be being declared the winner and given all the stuff that the winner gets. I seem to recall that Ariana Grande is a judge this season, or is she on another show? That would hilarious, him coming face to face with the woman who didn't compliment his suit!
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I love that his argument is just 'use your ~imagination~ and change every detail about that other case that made it legitimate and replace it with muh plights and it's totally still the same thing! I WIN!'.
How the fuck does this guy write so much? I can barely keep up with just reading them.
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We are in for a treat.
Up to now, Shitlips has only had to face a budget-limited Defendant (Dear Leader) or his own incompetence in getting service (Swift). Now he is going to face Hollywood attorneys with a big budget going after him on the merits.
There will be a damp spot and a wisp of smoke where Shitlips once drooled. Nothing more will be left.
Up to now, Shitlips has only had to face a budget-limited Defendant (Dear Leader) or his own incompetence in getting service (Swift). Now he is going to face Hollywood attorneys with a big budget going after him on the merits.
There will be a damp spot and a wisp of smoke where Shitlips once drooled. Nothing more will be left.
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And under the Americans With Disabilities Act no less. Russ, the legal genius, apparently has no idea what an "employer" is and why AGT isn't one. If this were anyone but Russ, I'd assume it was someone taking the piss with a recreational troll suit, like Jonathan Lee Riches does.
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Some bits that stood out to me:
No comment.
I find this entire filing severally amusing.
No comment.
I see the "head tightening" has escalated into "body tightening."
There are, of course, a bunch of other typos and weird formatting choices that aren't really worth enumerating.
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They deal with nutcases all the time. This is probably de rigeur for them. Unless he somehow pisses them off more than the normal nutjob, he'll probably just face a swift 12(b)(6).
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If you've got talent, release the video.
Let people see exactly why you should be on the show. Make them demand it.
Let people see exactly why you should be on the show. Make them demand it.
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He must have humiliation fetish too. Will that be covered by ADA?
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Maybe turning 30 and losing his hair is making him panic about aging out of show business? That might explain why his lawsuits are getting more desperate. Breaking into mainstream pop music is a fucking event in itself, but doing it after turning 30 is like getting struck by lightning while getting eaten by a shark.
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Oh certainly, It will just be a very, very good one.
Russ has never seen what Big Law can do.
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Are there two page 21(s) in his filing or did my computer screw that up? Regardless, I read the whole thing, and it's complete insanity with no basis in reality whatsoever.
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Your computer probably screwed up. The page numbers should all read "6".
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"This my house, entry please."
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That was a mistake on my part. Apologies. Fixed now. After checking the doc itself, there is only one page "21".