US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
What part of the bible is all this in btw?

Regarding the breath of life, it's referred to quite a few times...

“And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” ~Genesis 2:7

"All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; 4 My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit." ~ Job 27:3-4

"If he set his heart upon man, If he gather unto himself his spirit and his breath; All flesh shall perish together, And man shall turn again unto dust.." ~Job 34:14-15

I could go on with more scriptures... and the Catholic church and various denominations disagree with me, but the facts remain. According to the Bible, the soul enters the body through breath, and leaves the body with the final breath. This is undisputed throughout the Bible.

Regarding cutting your balls off, these are the words of Christ Himself...

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." ~Matthew 19:12

The pertinent part is "which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake"; this indicates that the eunuchs that have made themselves so did so to get into Heaven. You can of course get into Heaven with your parts intact, but the Bible stresses that thoughts are the same as deeds (for example, Jesus says (paraphrasing) if you lust after a woman, it's the same as having fucked her), so of course if you don't have your balls and sex drive, you won't have to worry about such struggles and can focus on God 100%. The Council of Nicea, being full of men with nuts, of course wanted to stress that you don't HAVE to do so, and Jesus meant this metaphorically only. This is the root of Catholic priests being unable to marry. However, for many centuries there were those who took this passage literally, though this wasn't a majority consensus, and there were many eunuchs resulting.

Certainly, GOD is in no way against mutilating genitals, as at its core the Bible CONDONES genital mutilation repeatedly (circumcision).
 
Stop making this case confusing.
Like we need any reason to take your guns
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Anyone who sells an AR-15 is liable to any private citizen for a million dollars," Mr Kavanaugh said, describing the hypothetical law.

He then asked Texas’s solicitor general, Judd Stone, whether such a law would be subject to pre-enforcement review, meaning affected persons or agencies would have the chance to ask a court to halt its enforcement, before it was implemented. Mr Stone admitted that such a law could be implemented without such an opportunity for affected parties under the precedent set by allowing Texas’s law to stand."
Senate Democrats, Christine Blasey-Ford, and all those shrieking Handmaid's Tale-LARPing harpies owe Kavanaugh an apology.

Of course, they never will, because they've apparently bullied him and ACB into submission.
 
Stop making this case confusing.
Like we need any reason to take your guns
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Anyone who sells an AR-15 is liable to any private citizen for a million dollars," Mr Kavanaugh said, describing the hypothetical law.

He then asked Texas’s solicitor general, Judd Stone, whether such a law would be subject to pre-enforcement review, meaning affected persons or agencies would have the chance to ask a court to halt its enforcement, before it was implemented. Mr Stone admitted that such a law could be implemented without such an opportunity for affected parties under the precedent set by allowing Texas’s law to stand."
Hrmm...but wait I thought aborted clumps were just clumps but guns kill people.
 
This checks out
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How does a street shitter get so fat? Aren't they supposed to be vegetarians or something?

Go read the Lucas Werner thread and get back to me.
 
I really hope this is wakeup call for all the republicans who thought having SCOTUS picks would be any sort of protection. Biden outright subverted their decisions in transparent ways and still the democrats get their way.
Don't you worry friend,it won't be. Republicans are still adept at ruining every win that they get.
 
Regarding the breath of life, it's referred to quite a few times...

“And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” ~Genesis 2:7

"All the while my breath is in me, and the spirit of God is in my nostrils; 4 My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit." ~ Job 27:3-4

"If he set his heart upon man, If he gather unto himself his spirit and his breath; All flesh shall perish together, And man shall turn again unto dust.." ~Job 34:14-15

I could go on with more scriptures... and the Catholic church and various denominations disagree with me, but the facts remain. According to the Bible, the soul enters the body through breath, and leaves the body with the final breath. This is undisputed throughout the Bible.
Every major denomination disagrees with me and I'm clearly taking things out of context but I'm clearly correct.

Regarding cutting your balls off, these are the words of Christ Himself...

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." ~Matthew 19:12
Matthew 19:1-12 is about divorce. It's not a ringing endorsement of chopping your balls off, it's just the reality of the time period. Christ Above this is some autistic shit.
 
Every major denomination disagrees with me and I'm clearly taking things out of context but I'm clearly correct.

Well, they're not disagreeing with me, but with the Bible that repeatedly states it as fact.

I think it's all bullshit.


Matthew 19:1-12 is about divorce. It's not a ringing endorsement of chopping your balls off, it's just the reality of the time period. Christ Above this is some autistic shit.

You're 100% wrong, sorry. Council of Nicea thought it was important enough to address directly for a reason.
 
Ready to return to the empire you ungrateful colonists?

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So the odds are 0 of a Markle Presidency, but just the mention of it is interesting from a historical perspective, for sure. I mean, intermarriage between heads of state were commonplace in Europe for how many centuries? A literal “return to Feudalism”

If Markle WERE elected President, how many folks in the British line of succession would have to die for her husband to be crowned King of England with her as Queen? Interesting.
 
So the odds are 0 of a Markle Presidency, but just the mention of it is interesting from a historical perspective, for sure. I mean, intermarriage between heads of state were commonplace in Europe for how many centuries? A literal “return to Feudalism”

If Markle WERE elected President, how many folks in the British line of succession would have to die for her husband to be crowned King of England with her as Queen? Interesting.
The fun part is the horrible shilling, Copmala is no go, so they are starting shilling anyone popular enough to get in seat, it doesnt matter who as long as it not joe
 
Well, they're not disagreeing with me, but with the Bible that repeatedly states it as fact.

I think it's all bullshit.
Figurative language is hard.
You're 100% wrong, sorry. Council of Nicea thought it was important enough to address directly for a reason.
Ah, I see, I forget the depths of autism the Farms sometimes delves into. My mistake.

Please no religious sperging in the Biden News Megathread. Thank you frens.
What's your stance on Burger sperging?
 
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