Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

jack has always been an uncultured redneck though. here's a video from 2011 where he goes to a pho restaurant and it's clearly his first time since he keeps going WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT? to all the sauces on the table and menu items.

You'd think the dumb fuck, if he knew he was doing a show, would just look up some shit about it so he didn't look like a completely ignorant dumbass in his video.

 

[Joycondrift]

I always loved when jack would visit a Thai restaurant and get fucking Pho.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

he's done pho and thai food before. in the CA days and even the first couple years in TN he would review asian and middle eastern places on fat on the go. it's only been the last 4 years or so where he suddenly stopped reviewing anything that's not bbq, burgers, or strip mall mexican joints

jack has always been an uncultured redneck though. here's a video from 2011 where he goes to a pho restaurant and it's clearly his first time since he keeps going WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THAT? to all the sauces on the table and menu items. in OC, there's pho places like this all over the place, and when you get to cities like garden grove and westminster with huge vietnamese populations, you literally have one on every street corner. so jack not having tried pho until he was 40 something after growing up in OC just proves he was born to be a dumb redneck

I didn't realize he grew up in OC. That explains his entitlement and smug sense of superiority.

Orange County. Not even once.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I didn't realize he grew up in OC. That explains his entitlement and smug sense of superiority.

Orange County. Not even once.

And now he's even more insufferable trying to pretend he's not a displaced Californian and was always some red-blooded, meat-eating, BBQing, Midwesterner.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I always loved when jack would visit a Thai restaurant and get fucking Pho.

It's because Thai food is too scary for him and he doesn't know what to get so he goes for what he recognizes. He's scared of trying new things or at least he's backslid to that because in his old videos, when still in California, he did go out and try different places and cuisines.

And now he's even more insufferable trying to pretend he's not a displaced Californian and was always some red-blooded, meat-eating, BBQing, Midwesterner.

My guess is he's one of those fragile individuals who has no real personality of his own and just goes with how others around him are.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

You'd think the dumb fuck, if he knew he was doing a show, would just look up some shit about it so he didn't look like a completely ignorant dumbass in his video.

He obviously doesnt have the curiosity or the reading comprehension skills to look anything up, but even if he did it would immediately slide right off his greasy consciousness. 30 seconds after he has been told he is at Calhouns while standing in front of two signs that say Calhouns: "where are we?"

 

[Guntanator]

That pic of Jr's gym progress reminds me of this meme::

Spoiler: CANCER

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

It's because Thai food is too scary for him and he doesn't know what to get so he goes for what he recognizes. He's scared of trying new things or at least he's backslid to that because in his old videos, when still in California, he did go out and try different places and cuisines.

That's kinda strange how he orders pho at a thai place. Pad thai for example is pretty common, even among Chinese restaurants here. Not only that, but it seems most people I've talked to think Thai curries are better than Indian ones. Doesn't make sense that he's never tried Thai food, but then he is called mushbrain for a reason.

Edit:

On second thought, maybe it's best if he doesn't do more Thai food. We're critical towards you on the foreign food because it becomes a crime against humanity. Jack mentioning the three year old is pretty disturbing. The final product looks a little too yellow from what I usually make, but then I make my own thai curry pastes. He should have done what other's said and did double the paste amount.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

This makes me love Rob even more. I do love some jazz. Not only does Rob know how to cook, he can play the drums as well. So many skill sets he has.

Jack on the other hand has only one functional arm left.

Jack, I bet you wish you could play the drums.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He obviously doesnt have the curiosity or the reading comprehension skills to look anything up, but even if he did it would immediately slide right off his greasy consciousness. 30 seconds after he has been told he is at Calhouns while standing in front of two signs that say Calhouns: "where are we?"

To me this is one of the most annoying things about Jack's videos, and it's especially bad in JOTG. He constantly forgets where he's going or what new fast food item he's going to stuff his face with. Then half the time he does remember, he gets the name wrong or mispronounces it. He clearly does zero preparation for these videos, and it comes off not just as lazy but disrespectful, both to his viewers and to his subject matter. Does he really think people enjoy watching him pester Tammy like a sugar-addled toddler with inane questions? Does he think he's fooling anybody when he says things like "you guys all requested I check out this place" but he can't even remember the name of it? Does he think, at all? Some people have the gift of gab and can just ad lib, with little or no preparation. Jack was never good at this even at his peak, now he's just a disaster.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Rob is so freaking cool if i didnt have a cool dad already or if my dad was a retarded cock wrinkle like jack scalfani i would want rob to adopt me.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Rob is so freaking cool if i didnt have a cool dad already or if my dad was an exceptional cock wrinkle like jack scalfani i would want rob to adopt me.

Rob is honestly pretty amazing in how he can make a video about him literally just blowing leaves more unironically entertaining than Jack's content.

And yeah, Rob seems like the coolest Boomer around. He cooks well, enjoys cleaning his yard, and homebrewed some nice-looking coffee stout just from looking at his videos. He seems to fully embrace the retired boomer lifestyle like it's achieving nirvana.

 

[rubytintedchix]

To me this is one of the most annoying things about Jack's videos, and it's especially bad in JOTG. He constantly forgets where he's going or what new fast food item he's going to stuff his face with. Then half the time he does remember, he gets the name wrong or mispronounces it. He clearly does zero preparation for these videos, and it comes off not just as lazy but disrespectful, both to his viewers and to his subject matter. Does he really think people enjoy watching him pester Tammy like a sugar-addled toddler with inane questions? Does he think he's fooling anybody when he says things like "you guys all requested I check out this place" but he can't even remember the name of it? Does he think, at all? Some people have the gift of gab and can just ad lib, with little or no preparation. Jack was never good at this even at his peak, now he's just a disaster.

Probably another reason his ass got let go from the radio station, besides playing music not in the playlist. He probably babbled on like an idiot and missed commercials or station ID’s with his boomer nonsense.

 

[AnOminous]

Probably another reason his ass got let go from the radio station, besides playing music not in the playlist. He probably babbled on like an idiot and missed commercials or station ID’s with his boomer nonsense.

Or played horrifyingly awful music like in that chicken video. As in shit that made people call up the station and ask what the fuck that retard was doing there.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Or played horrifyingly awful music like in that chicken video. As in shit that made people call up the station and ask what the fuck that exceptional individual was doing there.

That or he started playing Endless Bing Crosby starting at 11:59:59 on October 31st until December 26.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

I took a quick glance at his playlist and it literally hasn't been updated since 2015.

783 songs, lmao.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Bing Crosby - White Christmas (1942) Original Version

"White Christmas" is an Irving Berlin song reminiscing about an old-fashioned Christmas setting. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the version...

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The funny thing about a "White Christmas"








Jack isn't White.

 

[stets]

I love how Rob’s video output immediately exploded the second the thread discovered him. He had six videos in the six months leading up to his discovery, and he’s pumped out a dozen in the less than three months that followed. Views are way up too. I don’t think he had a video with more than 100 views six months ago.

 

[densedance]

Which one of you glorious fuckers was this. Rob lowkey trolls Jack with those posts or he's doing it unintentionally. Eitherway, it's a breath of fresh air & I really like his character. Of course the Sherry on the top would be if Rob starts doing like experimental Recipes like a Carbonara or Raw meat Tartare.