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Do you think Chris will unleash his retard strength in lockup?

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I had this fantasy of crucifying Chris in a big lego cross colored as the classic t-shirt.

The cross will be at least two stories tall. Set on a stage to mimic CWCville. I will have Barb dresed as the virgin Mary and Megan as Mary Magdalene. Set Carboard stand ins for Rosechu, all the other sonichus and various retarded characters from the comic as the apostles.
Michael Snider will play Herod, Liquid chris will be Barrabás. And Cole Smithy will play Pontius Pilate washing his hands off of chris death.

A crowd of Galpals and the females Chris has creeped on will be asked whom life they want to spare, and all of them will cry Liquid Chris. The idea guys, pickle man, and all the trolls will act as roman soldiers. Nail the Sonichu medalion to the top with a singh that sez "king of the autistics."

All of this Recorded and streamed for the world to see. A split screen showing his face of pain when the nails burrow on his faggot hands. Then some electroshock device to make him scream and twist like a worm. Making sure to inform him that when electricity is flowing thru him, that it is sonichu's lightning bolt. Film his agony and make it last for as long as its humanly possible and then after hours of agony, when he finally begs for it to end, I will make him say "My Sonichu, why hast thou forsaken me?" with the promess that this will bring about the dimensional merge.

At the last moment set him on fire and just before he dies, bring down the cross so he crashes face first on the ground. Then Blue Spike, as Longinus will shove the medallion on Chris butt. And then feared exceedingly, saying, "Truly this was JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE!" Fin
 
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Who would have thought this would end up being canon?

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Christine: OK Barbara, now I am going to put in the speculum. I have warmed it up. Can you feel how warm it is?
Barbara:: Yes, I can feel it.
Christine: Now I am separating the outer lips of your vagina and beginning to put it in. Can you feel it? How are you feeling now?
Barbara: OK, I'm OK. (A little nervously)
Christine: I am going really slowly. Remember to breathe deeply. Are you still in your rose garden (or other "safe" place)? What color are the roses? My favorite is blue. How are you?
Barbara: It's OK.
Christine: Tell me when you are ready to have me put it in further.
Barbara: It's up to you.
Christine: Now I am putting it in further. How is this?
Barbara: No. No. Robert, no.
Christine: OK. Now I have stopped. Breathe deeply, Barbara. Smell the roses. Should we pick one? Are you still holding that finger? We just have a little further to go. Tell me when you are ready, Mommy.
 
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Thought you guys might like to see what AI thinks The Pickleman Trolling Chris looks like.

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All I can think about is Chris’s fat upper pubic area slamming against Barb’s loose and saggy stomach as he did the deed.
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Remember how obsessed he was with tribbing for a while? He probably finally got his chance to scissor legs and rub his butthole on somebody like he always wanted. Since that's where his unclit or whatever was.
 
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In the words of our dearly beloved CWC: All female hands on me!
 
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