Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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GeorgeFloyd said:
Same reason we don't have a Renfamous thread; both of them are attention whores who get off on any form of attention.
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That's not a good reason, fucktons of people with threads have that attention addiction. Broke Dick Farms is gonna have a Vito thread, he just didn't piss off Null enough yet.
LurkTrawl said:
He's "joking" about being a pedo the same way a nervous guy "jokes" about going out with a female friend. This is "haha wouldn't it be funny if we dated?" but for pedos.

Exhibit A as proof would be Amos Yee.
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He might be, but I think what happened is that he got hooked on the whole "shock jock" thing but is too much of a pussy to disparage trannies or say "nigger", so he stuck with a safe (god fuck this world) way to be "edgy".
 
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Decoy St. Chum said:
That's not a good reason, fucktons of people with threads have that attention addiction. Broke Dick Farms is gonna have a Vito thread, he just didn't piss off Null enough yet.
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I think it's that there's a fine line between an addiction to attention and the condition Vito has, it's not just that he likes attention but that having a thread would be something his faggot ass would wear as a mark of pride.
Decoy St. Chum said:
He might be, but I think what happened is that he got hooked on the whole "shock jock" thing but is too much of a pussy to disparage trannies or say "nigger", so he stuck with a safe (god fuck this world) way to be "edgy".
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The reason I'm calling it at that is that while Dick defends Cuties you can tell he's doing it as a mix of contrarianism and out of sheer asshurt for being called out for doing it. Vito on the other hand is way too "into it", even going so far as to straight up agree with people who call him a pedophile. I don't think the guy is just being edgy at this point.
 
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Decoy St. Chum said:
That's not a good reason, fucktons of people with threads have that attention addiction. Broke Dick Farms is gonna have a Vito thread, he just didn't piss off Null enough yet.

He might be, but I think what happened is that he got hooked on the whole "shock jock" thing but is too much of a pussy to disparage trannies or say "nigger", so he stuck with a safe (god fuck this world) way to be "edgy".
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And in Clown World it is apparently better to be a pedophile than to believe women actually exist.
 
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This video came up in my YouTube recommended.

The first thing said:
Dick: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN CALLED A PEDOPHILE?"

This level of self own? Chef's kiss.

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Dick on Being Called A Pedo

Are you thinking about the children yet?It’s just so fucking important that you think of the children. Especially if you’re 20 and have no children. Then it’...
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Had said:
My fav part of the cuties Arc is still Dick wanting to watch it live with commentary from him and Vito but when asked to do it Vito didn't actually want to watch the horrid film.
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Didn't Karl from watp have to watch cuties three times back to back as a punishment once?
 
Not only did Karl have to watch Cuties, but he had to watch it three times in a row. Here's a link to the video of the livestream if your interested in watching a man slowly die inside for nearly five hours. I'd recommend just skipping to 4:37:32, because someone in chat waits until Karl finishes watching Cuties for the third time to tell him that he could have watched it at 1.5x speed the whole time.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
I believe so, and I think he said it fucking sucked. Despite hanging with retards, he at least doesn't want to fuck kids.
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Karl much like sean is so out of the loop on internet shit I can't blame him most of the time for not having any idea what's going on. But, haha hey Karl wouldn't it be funny if you watch this border line CP film on repeat, I dont know how much of that I can blame on ignorance.
 
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Had said:
Karl much like sean is so out of the loop on internet shit I can't blame him most of the time for not having any idea what's going on. But, haha hey Karl wouldn't it be funny if you watch this border line CP film on repeat, I dont know how much of that I can blame on ignorance.
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What are you on about? It was a punishment because he lost on his Creepshow thing.
 
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LurkTrawl said:
He's "joking" about being a pedo the same way a nervous guy "jokes" about going out with a female friend. This is "haha wouldn't it be funny if we dated?" but for pedos.

Exhibit A as proof would be Amos Yee.
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Honestly I thought it was a bit at first, an unfunny shitty bit, but the more evidence seems to pile up that it is not a bit. For example on the latest BPITU he brought in "public urination laws" as a problem, while he was careful to say it should still be illegal to expose yourself, this seems like a backdoor to exposing yourself being legal.
 
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