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12 Things ALL Women Wish Guys Knew About Eating Our Booties​

Ossiana Tepfenhart
07/08/2021


Analingus, also known as "a** licking"or "eating booty," seems to have become a sex fad on the same scale as "Fifty Shades of Grey"-style kink.

Here's the thing about these kinds of sex acts that many people don't understand: you need to know a bit about them before you try them.

Unfortunately, guys don't always really read up on this stuff.

Here's what girls wish guys knew about a** licking:​

1. Not all of us want to do it.​

Sure, some girls are into eating a man's butt, but most of us aren't.

If we say we aren't comfortable the first time, listen to us.

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2. Speaking of which, don't assume we're OK with having it by surprise.​

Like, give us a heads up before you go back there.

Sometimes we want to be given a little warning.

3. Not all of us want to have it done to us, either.​

Some of us are really shy about our back door. Please respect that, and don't try to convince us otherwise.

It can actually put a huge damper on a relationship if you keep insisting.

4. On the other hand, some of us prefer it to cunnilingus.​

Just ask. Seriously. A good portion of us get addicted to it once we've had it done.

5. If you want to really give a girl a great time, lick her booty while you finger her vagina.​

Your girlfriend will thank you.

It feels amazing, and will actually make penetration feel more awesome than we thought possible.

6. Don't finger us back there without giving us the heads up.​

Doing that while you're eating booty can cause problems with the wrong girl — or even just the wrong timing.

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7. Hygiene is key.​

Let us shower before you lick us back there.

Please, take a shower before you ask us to lick you back there. Doing it dirty can get us both very sick. Asking us to shower isn't rude — it's safety.

8. Us allowing you to eat booty doesn't mean you're getting anal.​

Sorry, anal sex isn't something everyone is into. She may let you lick rim, but may not allow entrance. It's painful for some of us, and some of us are just scared of mishaps. However, analingus might lead to anal with the right girl.

9. Don't just jam your tongue in there.​

That generally doesn't feel very good, especially when it's right off the bat. Tease around a little first.

10. Enjoying a girl licking your butthole doesn't say anything about you.​

No, guys, it doesn't make you gay. It doesn't make you weird. It's just a sex act. Stop trying to label it!

11. Unless we're really dominant, please don't ask us to sit on your face.​

I have yet to hear a girl who didn't think that a guy requesting that wasn't creepy. A better way would be to lick her while she's on her hands and knees.

12. Yes, we can have anal orgasms.​

Can you please give us one? It's possible if you're good with your mouth. Pretty please?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

11. Unless we're really dominant, please don't ask us to sit on your face.​

I have yet to hear a girl who didn't think that a guy requesting that wasn't creepy. A better way would be to lick her while she's on her hands and knees.

Written by a fat chick confirmed.

Who probably interviewed dangerhairs.

 

[contradiction of terns]

Written by a fat chick confirmed.

Who probably interviewed dangerhairs.

I was pretty repulsed by the article, but this made me urp a little. Guh. Stop.

Also please send me back to when you had to go to some shady back alley website to read about this kind of shit. What has become of the internet?

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

That it’s a disgusting waste of time when the clit is like 6 inches north?

 

[Dave.]

The title alone reminds me of Fleece Johnson from a prison documentary

 

[KiwiFuzz]

That it’s a disgusting waste of time when the clit is like 6 inches north?

Actually the clit is shaped like a wishbone. It has legs that go back a ways. Despite what some people want you to believe, it's not just a severed bellend attached with a few roofing nails.

That being said, the only thing grosser than ass licking is a publication that lets you write a whole damn piece about ass licking but won't let you write out "ass."

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Please fucking don't?"

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Actually the clit is shaped like a wishbone. It has legs that go back a ways. Despite what some people want you to believe, it's not just a severed bellend attached with a few roofing nails.

That being said, the only thing grosser than ass licking is a publication that lets you write a whole damn piece about ass licking but won't let you write out "ass."

Oh I know. I’m just saying that if he wants to lick something, the *external* part of the clit is 6 inches north.

I cannot fathom why anyone would bother with something so revolting especially when it is so pointless.

 

[thx1138]

I remember when not even Hustler or Oui would dare publish disgusting shit like this.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Please don't speak for all women.

Not specific to "eating booty". Just, never speak for all women.

I'm OK with "Women have clits" even if some of them lost them to FGM.

I'm not ok with HEY I'M AUTHORIZED TO TELL YOU WHAT ALL WOMEN THINK.

 

[Finder]

This whole “trend” is disgusting, don’t whine to me about kink shaming. Even the idea of doing it makes me want to lose my lunch.

It’s just another example of what porn does to people.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I learned everything I need to know about licking ass when I was a teenager in my high school computer lab. See attached

Better quality song only

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Journalists: If we say we aren't comfortable the first time, listen to us.
Also journalists: https://thetab.com/uk/coventry/2019/09/04/straight-men-who-dont-eat-ass-are-weak-4895

 

[N’egger]

No, guys, it doesn't make you gay

I disagree. It sounds like something a repressed gay would do.. akin to pegging. Heterosexual men would be out and proud with rainbow skirts before they tried to explain why it's not gay to love your ass filled and smelling your own shit breath. Why? Because they're not a bunch of lying faggots.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Journalists: If we say we aren't comfortable the first time, listen to us.
Also journalists: https://thetab.com/uk/coventry/2019/09/04/straight-men-who-dont-eat-ass-are-weak-4895

Next article will be about how straight men who don't want their girlfriends to take diarrhea dumps on their faces are Victorian era prudes or something. I mean whatever gets you off I guess, but damn.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

Am I weird because I thought this was a thread about voluntary cannibalism until I opened it?

 

[The Last Stand]

Please don't speak for all women.

Not specific to "eating booty". Just, never speak for all women.

I'm OK with "Women have clits" even if some of them lost them to FGM.

I'm not ok with HEY I'M AUTHORIZED TO TELL YOU WHAT ALL WOMEN THINK.

If this is the current state of women, no wonder I flock to a different generation.

 

[LurkTrawl]

To think that we live in a society in which we're supposed to be so scared of a jumped-up cold that we're to let ourselves be injected with an experimental gene-therapy treatment to combat it (that doesn't work), yet condones people literally licking each other's assholes.

Fuck this gay earth.

 

[RichardMongler]

Before opening this thread, I thought this article was about cannibalizing women's asses. And then, I read the article.

 

[frozenrunner]

That headline next to that avatar =