Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[Null]

you were an admin on 8chan, don't pretend like it took you until the middle of 2020 to realize the drawn child porn and regular child porn might be enjoyed by the same people.

I had no evidence for it until I worked on 9chan. Stop derailing threads or I'm banning you again.

 

[GL09]

drawn child porn and regular child porn might be enjoyed by the same people.

How long did it take Ralph to figure it out? Was it before or after he got Panstu pregnant?

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

How long did it take Ralph to figure it out? Was it before or after he got Panstu pregnant?

I don't think Ralph has figured it out yet.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

OH SHIT NULL HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN HE DID TWO YEARS AGO. WE GOT HIM BOYS. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD CHANGING HIS MIND AND SHIT.

 

[The Megalodon]

Oh no, what did I just fucking speculate above regarding a gag being lifted from the pig like a massive boulder for him to go hooves in the air nuclear? If this is true, the hogroach will lat all his repressed swine feelings and seething hatred spew out.

If it's fake, whoever made this gayop should feel bad and neck themselves.

Jesus Christ bud, who actually talks like this?

You gonna go down to the Ole' Kiwi Barn House and get down in some hay and start milking those juicy Lolcow udders and just start lapping up all the creamy goodness? That overfilled milk udder just ready to feed all the milk fed kiwifarmer milk men?

The simple answer to "what does the gunt have to gain from posting this" is his "you'll never go lower than me" squeal.
(I mean, it's already hard since he's 5'1''.)

In his mind, Vickers gagging him impedes on his freedom to shittalk his alleged baby mama and her father, so he's contesting it. In his blogpost, his ramblings made it sound like the state is taking away his first amendment after he's lawfully barred from the second, he's that pathetic.

I think I know why he's representing himself. He actually wants the W personally, so incredibly bad. Many narcissists and egotists represent themselves, 99% of them gets fucked in the ass because they thought a Wikipedia page turns them into a lawyer (JFG for example).

Now with Vickers posting on here and Twitter dabbing on his gunt, he sees this as a "cheapshot" since he's legally not allowed to say anything, despite numerous implications, such as referring to the still-born antichrist as a "stat reroll", oblivious to the fact that Xander is allegedly 50% of gunt genes.

Therefore in his hogroach brain, he goes lower with a futile attempt to embarrass his alleged baby mama on /cow/. Ideally he'd like to post it here but he's too much of a drunken wigger and cheapass to use a VPN. Now he's back in Vegas, high on the cheap liquor and pills after his "massive win" of $600, he feels the bloodlust and wants revenge.

He makes $30 on average per stream, which includes his own fake donations. That $600 is equivalent to 20 of these dreadful streams or almost 11 yearly killstream.tv paypiggies.

Also, this likely isn't a photo of a phone screen.
Actually no, this definitely isn't a photo of a phone screen or any screen.

It seems closer to a freshly colour printed document.

See the curves.
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The top jagged line with highlights, likely from lights.
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With curves, so the light is right above the piece of paper.
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Is this a pig hair?
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Because if this were a photo of a screen, the hair would be backlit and thus opaque, it will resemble some kind of smear.

Drunk wigger, get fucked.

Imagine being so obsessed with a fat internet streamer that you make autistic posts like this about /cow/ posts

If Ralph is really falling as low as you guys are saying, he certainly seems to be taking you guys with him.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Imagine being so obsessed with a fat internet streamer

you decide to Gunt Guard?

 

[The Megalodon]

lol @assblasted jannies sweeping my posts into the shadow realm

 

[Anhero of a 1000 faces.]

Lots of Randbot's people are gunt guards. Just take a look at Comrade Pond.

 

[The Megalodon]

Internet politics like that are fucking gay, I used to think Jim and even the gunt were above such fuckery. Sad. Many such cases.

The hell are you talking about? This entire site is Internet Politics in varying forms.

Hell if anything, Josh is playing internet politics RIGHT NOW, you are just part of his constituency, and actually believe that Josh is genuine about any of the things he talks about and hasn't just been taking every opportunity to get one over on Jim for the last 2 years because's eternally assmad that Jim was able to use the tool of Kiwifarms to make better content and more money then he'll ever be able to.

 

[TheSword]

The hell are you talking about? This entire site is Internet Politics in varying forms.

Hell if anything, Josh is playing internet politics RIGHT NOW, you are just part of his constituency, and actually believe that Josh is genuine about any of the things he talks about and hasn't just been taking every opportunity to get one over on Jim for the last 2 years because's eternally assmad that Jim was able to use the tool of Kiwifarms to make better content and more money then he'll ever be able to.

Who the fuck is this retard and how does it have the ability to type. Did someone let their pet orangutan sign up on the forum? God what a nigger.

 

[The Megalodon]

Without a doubt Jim ran his mouth about something back in the gamergate days handing the The Gunt his prime source of dopamine blackmail ammo.

Or maybe he just sees Null's 24/7 Lifequest Vendetta against Ethan Ralph, and realizes how embarrassing it. Seems like its just more fun to Jim to make some light jokes here and there and not really discuss Ralph, as that's not where his interests are.

And besides, isn't @Null the one who routinely cries about people telling him what to do and who he can and should make fun of?

I just don't understand why Jim wouldn't want to do something after his good buddy, Josh Moon, and all the lovely folks at KiwiFarms, who have been desperately begging him to do for a year or two now. It's not like that could be humorous on its own to not do it to spite them, and it's not like the owner and other people on this ROUTINELY embarrass themselves going after Ralph - and SURELY, no one would EVER find laughing at kiwi farmers funny when there are so many instead of Josh Moon Certified Lolcows© to laugh at instead.

 

[MeltyTW]

The hell are you talking about? This entire site is Internet Politics in varying forms.

Hell if anything, Josh is playing internet politics RIGHT NOW, you are just part of his constituency, and actually believe that Josh is genuine about any of the things he talks about and hasn't just been taking every opportunity to get one over on Jim for the last 2 years because's eternally assmad that Jim was able to use the tool of Kiwifarms to make better content and more money then he'll ever be able to.

nah if this were anyone else including tonka who was in the exact situation but less so jim would have tore them a new one, jim also actively defended ralph from ppp and even had to lie that it was funny despite ppp forcing him to laugh, he was saying it wasnt funny past actual involuntary laughter. idk im sure josh has a petty tinge to his reasoning as he often does but even if he is a bitter sourpuss pussy in the corner seething and coping thats not really internet politics thats just seething,. jim and ralph are the ones with a sort of e friend understanding, ralph even got pissy enough at what jabs and softballs he did throw out that he unfollowed jim and hasnt refollowed him, thats internet politics

I just don't understand why Jim wouldn't want to do something after his good buddy, Josh Moon, and all the lovely folks at KiwiFarms, who have been desperately begging him to do for a year or two now. It's not like that could be humorous on its own to not do it to spite them, and it's not like the owner and other people on this ROUTINELY embarrass themselves going after Ralph - and SURELY, no one would EVER find laughing at kiwi farmers funny when there are so many instead of Josh Moon Certified Lolcows© to laugh at instead.

nah its because hes efriends with ralph, hes not just ignoring ralphs fuckups as much as he can he also actively defended him on stream, cant really claim aloof internet cool guy after getting involved shannon

 

[TheSword]

Or maybe he just sees Null's 24/7 Lifequest Vendetta against Ethan Ralph, and realizes how embarrassing it. Seems like its just more fun to Jim to make some light jokes here and there and not really discuss Ralph, as that's not where his interests are.

And besides, isn't @Null the one who routinely cries about people telling him what to do and who he can and should make fun of?

I just don't understand why Jim wouldn't want to do something after his good buddy, Josh Moon, and all the lovely folks at KiwiFarms, who have been desperately begging him to do for a year or two now. It's not like that could be humorous on its own to not do it to spite them, and it's not like the owner and other people on this ROUTINELY embarrass themselves going after Ralph - and SURELY, no one would EVER find laughing at kiwi farmers funny when there are so many instead of Josh Moon Certified Lolcows© to laugh at instead.

Are you actually gator, cuz if so this just took on a new level of sad and hilarious. Regardless if you are or are not gaydur, your blatant worship of Metokur and your inability to process reality is on par with his.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Or maybe he just sees Null's 24/7 Lifequest Vendetta against Ethan Ralph, and realizes how embarrassing it. Seems like its just more fun to Jim to make some light jokes here and there and not really discuss Ralph, as that's not where his interests are.

And besides, isn't @Null the one who routinely cries about people telling him what to do and who he can and should make fun of?

I just don't understand why Jim wouldn't want to do something after his good buddy, Josh Moon, and all the lovely folks at KiwiFarms, who have been desperately begging him to do for a year or two now. It's not like that could be humorous on its own to not do it to spite them, and it's not like the owner and other people on this ROUTINELY embarrass themselves going after Ralph - and SURELY, no one would EVER find laughing at kiwi farmers funny when there are so many instead of Josh Moon Certified Lolcows© to laugh at instead.

Ralph's the one making gay ass attempts to get Jersh cancelled because of a corn joke and the fact people make fun of him on the forum and it makes him assmad. Null seems more to be annoyed he constantly needs to bring up Ralph on MATI because of his constant fuck ups making him newsworthy to spergs like me that use his webzone.

Let's not forget which of the two wears a hat they ordered mocking the other in public.

 

[Hex Cat]

Ralph's the one making gay ass attempts to get Jersh cancelled because of a corn joke and the fact people make fun of him on the forum and it makes him assmad. Null seems more to be annoyed he constantly needs to bring up Ralph on MATI because of his constant fuck ups making him newsworthy to spergs like me that use his webzone.

Let's not forget which of the two wears a hat they ordered mocking the other in public.

Or the guy who had two kids out of wedlock to own the Alawgs

 

[The Megalodon]

Ralph's the one making gay ass attempts to get Jersh cancelled because of a corn joke and the fact people make fun of him on the forum and it makes him assmad. Null seems more to be annoyed he constantly needs to bring up Ralph on MATI because of his constant fuck ups making him newsworthy to spergs like me that use his webzone.

Let's not forget which of the two wears a hat mocking they ordered mocking the other in public.

This is pure Fresh Kiwi Cope, right from from the Farm.

The first Cope is the Corn Joke. This is a common cope you see since Ralph and Josh finally publicly come out against each other. The general tactic is to just lie about the events that happened, because no one who wasn't there is likely to go back and find out what happened during the Simpspiracy Saga. Instead of discussing the insane backlash Josh was getting from this site at the time because of being involved with New Project 2 (which Dick Mastersson owned and it was proposed that Josh, Jim, Ralph, Dick, Rekeita and others were all only on friendly terms and not actively shitting on eachother 24/7 because of mutual interest in making money off of NP2 - Josh was ESPECIALLY targeted and accused of this, because he was actually financially reliant on NP2, because of his banking situation)
So after New Project 2 is shut down by Vordrak, in an effort to appease the members of his Site, he starts shift all of the heat onto Ralph, and after Ralph has the nerve to get upset about this, it just became Josh dick suckers holding their ears closed and screaming "corn joke" - seriously has as much substance as the "Ralph sharted" shit.

The Second Cope is to try to act like Josh is just so aloof and doesn't care at all about Ralph and he's all above this. The REALITY of the situation is, that for the past several months Josh has been in full a-log mode against Ralph, and can be seen in Autism Thunderdome chat at almost all hours of the day, posting mostly about Ethan Ralph and his exploits, and even going as far as actively encouraging his users to troll Ralph in various autistic ways.

The third cope is this sentence

Let's not forget which of the two wears a hat mocking they ordered mocking the other in public.

This isn't even a sentence.

The fourth cope was this correction on the sentence

Let's not forget which of the two wears a hat they ordered mocking the other in public.

Still couldn't get it quite right, let's try one more time:

Let's not forget which of the two has an entire subforum dedicated to mocking the other in public.

 

[TheSword]

Jesus Christ this autist is writing books to guntguard.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Or maybe he just sees Null's 24/7 Lifequest Vendetta against Ethan Ralph, and realizes how embarrassing it.

Nothing is more embarrassing than what Ethan Ralph has already done to himself.

- doxxed his 2 incher to prove he wasn't literally cucked by a mexican drug addict, just emotionally cucked.
- dumped his pregnant autistic teenage girlfriend for the leftovers of a tranny
- had a domestic incident where he fought a bunch of trannies, exposing his bifurcated gunt.

All of these actions done by a man in his mid-30s. Ralph humiliates himself for our entertainment on almost a daily basis. The fact that Jim avoids taking the piss out of him means Ralph almost surely has some embarrassing blackmail on him.

Also, whatever you mean by "lifequest vendetta" could easily be applied to your gunted master, as all of us live rent free in his Easter Island sized head.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Gunt guarding tome

Firstly Josh talks about how much he hates Vordrak all the time, everyone fucking hates Vordrak. Aside from the British government because he's a loser piece of shit and that's what they want their whole country to be. There's no reason to shit blame from Josh or Ralph for the shit that Vordrak does; he's a fucking a-log piece of shit that tries to fuck with Josh especially. Dick choose his pedophile friend over Josh for viewers, it's whatever, it's also why I don't like Masterson because he'd rather keep the pedo tranny around than have Josh to sperg about internet shit. That's Dick and that's what Dick choose, it's whatever. Only Ralph seems to have a problem with Rekeita, Josh and Rackets seem to get on swimmingly and as far as I know Daddy Jim and Dick are either friendly or indifferent to Rackets, feel free to correct me there as I don't follow dick or Jim since they're kinda boring compared to the tire fire that is Ralph.

Second I don't hang out in AT but knowing Ralph reads it and poking fun at him to get a raise out of him or confirm he killed a dog is not really a-logging, all Ralph has to do is not read it. The most of what I see the grand le epic troll plans from this site against Ralph is just 'laugh at him for being thin skinned disproportionately to how fat he is'.

Third yeah, I made a typo, on the INTERNET how dare I correct my mistakes.

Forth the subforum was necessitated by how much the autists on here, including me, were talking about Ralph and how much of a trashfire his thread was becoming. I mean holy fuck legal issues, child custody issues, banging a pedo, gambling, trying to latch onto Chris for internet fame, retarded slap fights with his former friends, shitting himself on the proudest accomplishment he has that literally noone else can do (a 24hr stream), his constant temper tantrums. Combine all that with how much he gets talked about on the site and that's why he has a subforum. Once he goes inactive he'll get the ADF treatment but until then he's a cow with full udders of milk that just keeps giving.

 

[TheSword]

Isn’t this the guy that said “nothing dries up the pussy faster than some dude screaming about morals”? Yet here he is screeching about ethics in internet bullying. That’s an all time low, not being able to stick to your own retarded advice.