Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I still remember when he did an interview with fellow Arkansas lolcow Rags and was saying he was too paranoid to smoke weed.

More boogie lies

 

[YaBoi]

Spoiler: Bonus cringe.

I found this when doing a search of his Twitter and it made me laugh. February 11, 2021.

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This is one of the most beta things Boogie has ever said. He's not even talking about kissing, foreplay or sex here. Just holding fucking hands. The female psychology is wired to be completely turned off by this behavior. If you could rank Boogie's attractiveness based off physicality, grooming, personality and behavior, he'd be in the bottom 0.00000001% of men. The most pathetic person you know in your life is better than Boogie.

 

[Marc83]

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Grave Ghoul would say otherwise….

 

[Korpon]

My own autistic theory was that might have been the original stroke or, more likely, abusing his pain killers early own and ended up catatonic a few Days

This has me thinking, what is the exact date he had the stroke where half his face get fucked up looking? I'm assuming it might be what Springer said, when Boogie was stuck in bed and "tried to commit suicide", but do we know when his face started looking like what it is?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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This is one of the most beta things Boogie has ever said. He's not even talking about kissing, foreplay or sex here. Just holding fucking hands. The female psychology is wired to be completely turned off by this behavior. If you could rank Boogie's attractiveness based off physicality, grooming, personality and behavior, he'd be in the bottom 0.00000001% of men. The most pathetic person you know in your life is better than Boogie.

That’s if you believe him, which I do not. The truth is he never gets close enough to women to ask for consent, he’s not a Casanova.

 

[Winkleham]

The envy of penises everywhere... Penis Envy Mushrooms. Great to fap or fuck on but still not as enjoyable as having a girl stroke your manhood on LSD.. unless you can manage to get hard on LSD..

 

[Big Bitch]

Boogie pretending to have jumped into $SHIBA coin now. I’ll spare you the boring details about this coin, but it was one of the hottest coins for a little bit and blew up big time. He said the same thing about $DOGE and (I believe $GME, too, or it could of been the other way around). He doesn’t even go into any detail as to what wallet or what exchange’s he’s using either, because he’s not using them. Seems even more like bullshit.

It looks like he just browsed some crypto headlines on what’s been pumping the most recently and said he jumped into it, more lying IMO.
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>But any significant amount of money? Never.
>I use various exchanges in case one ever gets hacked etc

Like derthballs said, 1,000,000 $SHIB is worth like $68 today. However, Boogie also said he bought ”1k in shib at .000007” so idk what the truth is (surprise, surprise). I’ll assume it was 1m and not 1k because it sounds idiotic to buy 7/10ths of a cent of crypto.

I’m no crypto expert like Boogie is, but why is he spreading $70 across multiple exchanges? If Boogie’s investing $70 in something worth less than 1/100th of a penny then he has bigger problems than worrying about using multiple exchanges. It’s barely different from buying a shit ton of funko plastic garbage. Buying a video game and reviewing it would have given Boogie a better return on his investment.

That said, I’m making the generous assumption that Boogie actually has the knowledge to figure out how to buy the coin and isn’t bullshitting like always.

 

[ash9990]

He cant edit his videos because he's so ashamed of what he is and has become. At this point just end it mate. Also, lol >I tried exercise.

 

[Marc83]

>But any significant amount of money? Never.
>I use various exchanges in case one ever gets hacked etc

Like derthballs said, 1,000,000 $SHIB is worth like $68 today. However, Boogie also said he bought ”1k in shib at .000007” so idk what the truth is (surprise, surprise). I’ll assume it was 1m and not 1k because it sounds idiotic to buy 7/10ths of a cent of crypto.

I’m no crypto expert like Boogie is, but why is he spreading $70 across multiple exchanges? If Boogie’s investing $70 in something worth less than 1/100th of a penny then he has bigger problems than worrying about using multiple exchanges. It’s barely different from buying a shit ton of funko plastic garbage. Buying a video game and reviewing it would have given Boogie a better return on his investment.

That said, I’m making the generous assumption that Boogie actually has the knowledge to figure out how to buy the coin and isn’t bullshitting like always.

And the wallet is where you store your money, you NEVER store it on an exchange unless you’re getting ready to cash yourself out or purchasing BTC or ETH to swap it into something else.

 

[Lugubrious]

Most exchanges have a garunteed that if they're hacked you'll get your money returned. Doubt Kraken or Coinbase wouldn't refund costumers. Coinbase gave users that they're 2fa was fucked with 100 dollars in Bitcoin.

Boogie imo doesn't even have a crypto account. He is just shit talking. He has none of his money invested. Boogie is about instant satisfaction.

If he had Coinbase he'd be pimping his referral code for free Bitcoin

 

[Marc83]

Most exchanges have a garunteed that if they're hacked you'll get your money returned. Doubt Kraken or Coinbase wouldn't refund costumers. Coinbase gave users that they're 2fa was fucked with 100 dollars in Bitcoin.

Boogie imo doesn't even have a crypto account. He is just shit talking. He has none of his money invested. Boogie is about instant satisfaction.

If he had Coinbase he'd be pimping his referral code for free Bitcoin

Well CoinBase, as of two weeks ago, has been holding everyone’s funds for 6 days and rumor is it was because they got in a lot of trouble when they pulled a RobinHood and didn’t let people cash out a few weeks back by saying “the servers went down” (coincidentally when Shiba was being dumped after a monster pump) I went through the process of contacting customer support and starting the long process of un-holding funds but it’s a major (Frank) hassle to go through. The one way around it is to wire your money directly to them and then the funds are immediately available.

TLDR: I agree, Melon is full of shit.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Boogie and his prescriptions

 

[HeyMoon]

>I tried exercise.

Truly an epitaph-worthy quote if I've ever seen one.

 

[uberzilla]

Fuck all these hater nerds saying that quiting Zoloft and taking shrooms is a bad idea, Boogie. They only want to see you fail. But also, fuck microdosing, that shit takes time and effort. What you need to do is find the most reputable dealer you can and buy 5 grams of Penis Envy mushrooms. No, that's not a joke or a dig, that's what they're called. Then pick a day to clear your schedule (lol) and eat all of them. Quick and easy.

Microdosing seems to be a waste of time.

Yeah, Boogers boasted of having a bunch of money tied up in $GME during the short squeeze, bragging about his diamond hands. It is to laugh.

Boogie is rich when he needs to flex on the haters, poor when he needs pity; considering an onlyfans collab because he's desperate but also in a six-month relationship and so on. His words are worthless.

 

[Bugged Weight Loss]

Boogie can lie to himself and to his fans but he can't lie to the beetus.

 

[WaveBreak]

This has me thinking, what is the exact date he had the stroke where half his face get fucked up looking? I'm assuming it might be what Springer said, when Boogie was stuck in bed and "tried to commit suicide", but do we know when his face started looking like what it is?

Very interested to know this as well. Any OG know?

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

Very interested to know this as well. Any OG know?

iirc he said his stroke appearance was because of his mom's abuse when she apparently scratched him. But I think he's told a few more stories and variations over the years to the point where realistically we can narrow it down to: sometime between boogies childhood and present self, inflicted by either his mom, genetics, or some kind of accident,
which isn't really narrowed down at all..

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

iirc he said his stroke appearance was because of his mom's abuse when she apparently scratched him. But I think he's told a few more stories and variations over the years to the point where realistically we can narrow it down to: sometime between boogies childhood and present self, inflicted by either his mom, genetics, or some kind of accident,
which isn't really narrowed down at all..

I believe at one point he claimed a dog bit him in the face.

Boogie is full of lies, shit and fat

 

[Marc83]

I believe at one point he claimed a dog bit him in the face.

Boogie is full of lies, shit and fat

And fell out of a moving car and a few others. The answer is probably pre YouTube stroke, he has it in his older videos but the fat covered it up better.

 

[xerxes]

And fell out of a moving car and a few others. The answer is probably pre YouTube stroke, he has it in his older videos but the fat covered it up better.View attachment 2682152

I have to laugh at the 'man cave' sticker in the background. He probably looked that up online like everything else he does and thought 'maybe this will make me look like I'm down with the kids'

Even then he was what, mid-30s trying to pretend he was some young gamer.