Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[merwitchpigRude]

Finally some excitement. Coco on her ig stories now. Having a meltdown and says multiple times she feels homicidal, due to a cis whiiite male's small "wronging" her.

Shows her ugly self inside and out.

 

[Organic's calories free]

Spoiler: "Coco on her ig stories now"

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Finally some excitement. Coco on her ig stories now. Having a meltdown and says multiple times she feels homicidal, due to a cis whiiite male's small "wronging" her.

Shows her ugly self inside and out.

What the fuck is this psycho even ranting about? A man wagged his finger at her because he thought she was going to run into him in a drive-thru.

Also, did she just assume that man's gender and sexuality?

She is unhinged, greasy as fuck, and has serious buyer's remorse, so now she's taking it out on the general public. Disgusting impulsive brat.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Thought the wrong was he finger waved her getting a shit ton of fast food seems it was something else.

Still bet she misses doordash now....

 

[M.T. Graves]

This is what happens to people who have no real problems or stress. They create bullshit out of thin air.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Spoiler: "Coco on her ig stories now"

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Oh the horror, he wagged his cis het white finger at her! Corissas' life is truly a struggle.

As stated above, How do you know HE WASN'T AN ENBY/TRANS/GAAAAAAAY CORISSA!?

 

[lottalove]

Spoiler: "Coco on her ig stories now"

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There's something about her eyes, she always looks sleepy these days. Maybe painkillers or something.

 

[GloriousScarf]

She looks drugged up.

 

[multiverse]

Spoiler: "Coco on her ig stories now"

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She tried to jump the McDicks drive thru line and felt shame when the other driver mildly censured her with a non-obscene gesture. So she wants to commit murder with her car.

Yeah, that's a safe and sane reaction to getting caught out trying to fuck up a zipper pull drive thru.

 

[chickenbutt]

She tried to jump the McDicks drive thru line and felt shame when the other driver mildly censured her with a non-obscene gesture. So she wants to commit murder with her car.

Yeah, that's a safe and sane reaction to getting caught out trying to fuck up a zipper pull drive thru.

I'm mad that I watched at least a couple of those videos before she got to the fucking point, and then it's... nothing. She tried to cut the line, and some dude wagged his finger at her. Big fucking whoop. A literal non-issue for any reasonable adult: whoops, sorry man, my bad. Corissa, meanwhile, is somehow homicidal over this and thinks this is reasonable.

I won't lie, part of me would love the WorldStarHiphop footage of Coco getting out of her car and trying to fight someone in a drive thru. She'd probably trip and fall over the first time she tried to take a swing, and then spend the rest of the footage flailing her limbs to get back up like a turtle.

Or, you know, just picking the wrong person and learning the value of impulse control the hard way. What an insane cupid stunt.

 

[Cripple]

Spoiler: "Coco on her ig stories now"

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COCO BUNDY OVER HERE THINKS SHE HAS THE PHYSICAL ABILITY TO RAGE-MURDER LOLOLOLOLOL.



Maybe if she managed to knock him down and sit on him but she would also need to be able to physically drag him out of the car and knock him over. That ain't happening. I could just imagine watching this heifer struggle out of the car and walk menacingly towards a car. It'd take at least ten minutes, if not twenty.

If she was dumb enough to try to use her car she would undoubtedly be far more injured given she's likely pressed right on the airbag when she drives. That'd be like taking a horse's kick directly to the chest.

All over McDonald's. OMG this is peak white trash!

And no Coco Bundy most of us aren't expecting to run into Ted reincarnated as a 500lb fat woman when we go to Mickey D's. Like you weren't trying to jump the line. Yeah right Miss I'LL CRUSH AND DESTROY CIS HET MAN FOR MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME!!!

Oh I knew a chimpout was coming but I thought it'd be something far more mundane. Truly glorious and worthy of such a cow.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I can’t imagine being in such a rage over something so small. I’m sure she thinks it’s “relatable” but for the average well adjusted person it’s really not

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I can’t imagine being in such a rage over something so small. I’m sure she thinks it’s “relatable” but for the average well adjusted person it’s really not

For her fat and hormonally warped followers, it probably is relatable. Don't get in between a glutton and her 40-piece tendies "meal."

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

These two monsters are lesser known deathfats site-wide, but I believe they may be the most repugnant and awful

 

[GenociderSyo]

She looks drugged up.

It is possible she definitely was milking the gall bladder surgery for pain meds.

 

[merwitchpigRude]

I'm mad that I watched at least a couple of those videos before she got to the fucking point, and then it's... nothing. She tried to cut the line, and some dude wagged his finger at her. Big fucking whoop. A literal non-issue for any reasonable adult: whoops, sorry man, my bad. Corissa, meanwhile, is somehow homicidal over this and thinks this is reasonable.

I won't lie, part of me would love the WorldStarHiphop footage of Coco getting out of her car and trying to fight someone in a drive thru. She'd probably trip and fall over the first time she tried to take a swing, and then spend the rest of the footage flailing her limbs to get back up like a turtle.

Or, you know, just picking the wrong person and learning the value of impulse control the hard way. What an insane cupid stunt.

Yeah, the worst thing is that she always takes forever to get to a point. She always waffles on like she's Cleopatra and viewers are hanging on to her every word.

What horrific skin, even with the filter.

Something else must be upsetting precious coco. Her shitty house? Juli being in a funk and not pulling her own weight around the house?

 

[rocknrollmartian]

And J is trying to tamp down issues with her mom's "fatphobia." This should end well considering that Mom is partly (mostly?) in KS to take care of J's fat ass.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Wait what? I was waiting for her to say that this random cis male stranger did one of the following:

- The V tongue gesture
- Unzipped his fly and pressed his penis up against the window.
- Thrust his hips in a derogatory gesture at her.

But he just...wagged his finger and she's getting THAT bent out of shape? Call me late to the party but damn how do either of them expect to get through life if they get THIS triggered over something literally so insignificant.

 

[brooky]

I can't even imagine a finger wag that isn't accompanied by a smile. Like a sort of "Oh you!" gesture, after the guilty party slams on the brakes and makes an exagerrated "sorry!" motion, then beckons the wrong party to go on ahead.

If he was truly angry, he'd just give her the f-you middle finger. (Unless that's what she means by wag???)

So either he wasn't truly angry, or this town is so quiet and sleepy and Ned Flandersy that an actual finger wag is the most aggressive anyone gets, in which case Corissa is waaaaaaay too bitchy to live there.

 

[multiverse]

And J is trying to tamp down issues with her mom's "fatphobia." This should end well considering that Mom is partly (mostly?) in KS to take care of J's fat ass.
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Juliana's mom is a reformed deathfat, which J probably considers abusive behavior. Her mom knows first hand what it's like to eat your feels, and exactly what needs to change for that behavior to stop. Mom probably observed that J has gained a large amount of weight in a short amount of time, and then didn't apologize for having eyes. It's a crime to make a fat person feel uncomfortable with observations, you know. Just ask Corissa, who was ready to murder someone this morning for that very thing.