Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

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Not exactly since any trace of this person is seemingly gone from the fandom after around six or seven years ago. If you do have a history with this furry then why don't you share what your story was with him?
To make a long story short from 2018-2020 I was friends with this dude and his ex boyfriend. Everything posted in the encyclopedia dramatica article is true but it continues. He and his ex joined Ampgaurd a fantasy larp group. During his time he managed to try and feed everyone raw food and his ex went psycho after taking a bunch of Xanax and went insane the dudes name is Justin Smith I think his Facebook still exists.
 
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To make a long story short from 2018-2020 I was friends with this dude and his ex boyfriend. Everything posted in the encyclopedia dramatica article is true but it continues. He and his ex joined Ampgaurd a fantasy larp group. During his time he managed to try and feed everyone raw food and his ex went psycho after taking a bunch of Xanax and went insane the dudes name is Justin Smith I think his Facebook still exists.
Oh darn, that sounds like something. But still not enough to warrant calling for an entire thread on someone over. Sure, that would have been the standard for this thread six years ago but times have changed. I do however agree that they're a personal lolcow of yours.
 
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Oh darn, that sounds like something. But still not enough to warrant calling for an entire thread on someone over. Sure, that would have been the standard for this thread six years ago but times have changed. I do however agree that they're a personal lolcow of yours.
I have some images of this winner.

This is the current Facebook account of this guy.
Probably nothing much but the dude also has a telegram account too.
@Kitstar55 definitely should ask some of y'all to do more poking I know the current guys address too.


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1703 14th Street Plano Texas
75074

Currently last known Cell phone number
(469) 583-7380

It's not much I know but ive lost contact since the beginning of 2021 but address and phone are still the same.
 

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Justin Smith
I fucking hate you.

I have some images of this winner.

This is the current Facebook account of this guy.
Probably nothing much but the dude also has a telegram account too.
@Kitstar55 definitely should ask some of y'all to do more poking I know the current guys address too.


Spoiler warning Personal info ahead


1703 14th Street Plano Texas
75074

Currently last known Cell phone number
(469) 583-7380

It's not much I know but ive lost contact since the beginning of 2021 but address and phone are still the same.

I don't hate you as much.
 
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I have some images of this winner.

This is the current Facebook account of this guy.
Probably nothing much but the dude also has a telegram account too.
@Kitstar55 definitely should ask some of y'all to do more poking I know the current guys address too.


Spoiler warning Personal info ahead


1703 14th Street Plano Texas
75074

Currently last known Cell phone number
(469) 583-7380

It's not much I know but ive lost contact since the beginning of 2021 but address and phone are still the same.
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did a search of his name, and this popped up in a server that I was keeping tabs on

nothing of interest, just furry degeneracy
 
Kek nice work fren. Yeah the guy is disgusting in real life like if you saw the dudes house it could compete for nastiest homes on 4chan.
well the name looked familiar and seemed like someone I saw in passing in VRChat, and lo and behold it is. I never talked to them, but just from reading that dramatica link, I wouldn't doubt it
 
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well the name looked familiar and seemed like someone I saw in passing in VRChat, and lo and behold it is. I never talked to them, but just from reading that dramatica link, I wouldn't doubt it
The ED article doesn't do this person justice sadly. The insanity of this person would probably make pamperchu seem sane by comparison.
 
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The ED article doesn't do this person justice sadly. The insanity of this person would probably make pamperchu seem sane by comparison.

You've honestly got me hooked, but more proof is needed tbh. If they're not publicly making an ass of themselves then I won't be convinced, and like Green-Machine said before it still just seems like your average furry degeneracy slash lunacy.
 
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Former lolcow, but still a classic nonetheless. There was this woman named webkinzkittyxo who at the age of 14 was making melodramas involving stuffed animals and one of her videos that really caught my eye was her video where she cries on camera while pantomiming a stuffed dragon.
I say former lolcow because afaik she never uploads on her YouTube channel anymore other then an update 5 years ago:
She’s living on her own, working, and seems to be living an independent life. And she’s not bad looking either.
 

Not really a personal lolcow as I just found this guy last night, but apparently a notorious suit flipper (buying suits, selling them a few months later with much higher prices), scammer and pulls constant suicide threat posts whenever someone calls him out.

They're so notorious for this that any time they post on twitter about "I sent an offer!" on someone selling a suit, people will reply begging the seller to not give them it. It's pretty great seeing the makers reply "I won't, thanks for telling me". They come across as horribly spoiled and using the suits as a pure status symbol, so nah, if I made anything like that I'd rather it go to someone who genuinely cares about it.

I found them through this suicide post, which is gone now, but I managed to get a screenshot.

Now, usually furries love posts like that because they can jump to the whole "No you're beautiful and we love you please don't do it!!!!" positivity shit, but it was refreshing to see most of the replies weren't putting up with it.





Do you remember those 'designer' suits a while ago, where they all had a weird brand mark on them and they were priced high? Yeah, owns one of those.
Addendum to this dude, he owes $9,000 in unmade commissions.
 
Ok so, I have a fucking lolcow for you today. This individual I have known for about 5 months at this point. I met him through a former friend of mine (former since it turned out he is ok with ERPing with known pedophiles but that is a different story). Who is this person you may ask? His name is Mosley/Mos_ley or Mos

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EDIT: Ifunny has been found
https://ifunny.co/user/Mos_ley
This individual, in particular, I had known since I was on a server of his, Mal0_cord. At first, it seemed like a decent hang out with a lot of cool people. However, this man's rampant horniness simply had to ruin it all, inviting people others didn't like and overall started to really become a downright sexual freak. After 3 iterations of the server in 1 month, most people (including myself) left out of sheer disgust for him and not wanting drama (which included his E bf (known as flame) he abuses for art who is underaged befriending a script kiddie British hacker who hacked into his computer somehow). Shown below is his interactions with a fucking 16-year-old. let it be fucking known to any SS13 fag who sees this, Mos is a manipulative man who will jump at any opportunity to get sexually involved with anyone no matter their age since his BF is fucking 17.


Now I wouldn't mention him simply by this alone, no afterwards he had to do something far more autistic. he decided to open an SS13 server. Now, as you expect with such a Coomer, this would be a furry ERP server. You are correct in saying yes, it is indeed a furry ERP server. However it had no whitelist and little moderation involved, what does that mean? kids fucking everywhere and griefers as well. Our lovely little autist was so autistic he got his server taken down by the man who owns BYOND/runs the operating system for BYOND along allowing a Redditor to take ownership of the server away from him. because of this, mos claimed he was coming back on an alt. Subsequently, the server was DDOS'd right afterwards

https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/qdu37o/local_fascist_fucks_around_finds_out/
And a video TLDR for the whole thing
https://streamable.com/8ctzdh
 
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Ok so, I have a fucking lolcow for you today. This individual I have known for about 5 months at this point. I met him through a former friend of mine (former since it turned out he is ok with ERPing with known pedophiles but that is a different story). Who is this person you may ask? His name is Mosley/Mos_ley or Mos

View attachment 2678174EDIT: Ifunny has been found
https://ifunny.co/user/Mos_ley
This individual, in particular, I had known since I was on a server of his, Mal0_cord. At first, it seemed like a decent hang out with a lot of cool people. However, this man's rampant horniness simply had to ruin it all, inviting people others didn't like and overall started to really become a downright sexual freak. After 3 iterations of the server in 1 month, most people (including myself) left out of sheer disgust for him and not wanting drama (which included his E bf (known as flame) he abuses for art who is underaged befriending a script kiddie British hacker who hacked into his computer somehow). Shown below is his interactions with a fucking 16-year-old. let it be fucking known to any SS13 fag who sees this, Mos is a manipulative man who will jump at any opportunity to get sexually involved with anyone no matter their age since his BF is fucking 17.
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Now I wouldn't mention him simply by this alone, no afterwards he had to do something far more autistic. he decided to open an SS13 server. Now, as you expect with such a Coomer, this would be a furry ERP server. You are correct in saying yes, it is indeed a furry ERP server. However it had no whitelist and little moderation involved, what does that mean? kids fucking everywhere and griefers as well. Our lovely little autist was so autistic he got his server taken down by the man who owns BYOND/runs the operating system for BYOND along allowing a Redditor to take ownership of the server away from him. because of this, mos claimed he was coming back on an alt. Subsequently, the server was DDOS'd right afterwards

https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/qdu37o/local_fascist_fucks_around_finds_out/
And a video TLDR for the whole thing
https://streamable.com/8ctzdh
>SS13
>Furries
>Crippling autism

Yeah sounds about right
 
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