"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Existential MD]

@Null if you're ever thinking of new lolcows to profile I think a stream on Eddie "Emily" Gorcenski would be great.

 

[Drama Fan]

The cherry, chocolate, brown sugar, greasy bread, bacon burger physically made me queasy. Literally had to look away from the screen.

I think the candy calzone video gave me an eating disorder. The sounds are so fucking cursed.

 

[Least Concern]

I finally finished the KingCobra stream tonight. One thing that struck me, at least from what I took away from the stream, is that he seemed to be more willing to admit to and regret his mistakes than your average cow. The cheating, yes, but also things like spilling the fish or the things he did to get evicted. He said, “I did these things. I shouldn’t have done them.” Very refreshing.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

One thing that struck me, at least from what I took away from the stream, is that he seemed to be more willing to admit to and regret his mistakes than your average cow.

Eh. Taking responsibility isn't really one of his strong suits. There are times he cannot deny what happened, but he does like to deflect when possible.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I eat tube meat

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I eat tube meat

My wife and I buy a big 10 pound tube, split it up into more manageble sizes and freeze it. I feel wrong for what we've become, but the price of meat just keeps going up.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

My wife and I buy a big 10 pound tube, split it up into more manageble sizes and freeze it. I feel wrong for what we've become, but the price of meat just keeps going up.

I can get 10lbs of 90/10 beef at Sam's Club for, like, 35 bucks.
Considering I'm a big boy and need my big boy food, that's pretty good for me.

 

[R00T]

My wife and I buy a big 10 pound tube, split it up into more manageble sizes and freeze it. I feel wrong for what we've become, but the price of meat just keeps going up.

there really isn't nothing wrong with tube meat its how you treat it imo. what makes Cobes's tube of meat disgusting is how he slaps it down and just treats the meat. it was also way too much and not properly cooked blergh I'm hearing the sounds of him pressing the burger down again.

 

[Least Concern]

what makes Cobes's tube of meat disgusting is how he slaps it down and just treats the meat.

I buy 1-pound tubes of ground turkey sometimes. It's a cheaper, lower-fat alternative for ground beef in chili and spaghetti meat sauce and other things where you don't necessarily need a beefy taste. I don't buy those massive tubes of either type of meat, though. Not a fan of freezing meat.

 

[beautiful person]

The cherry, chocolate, brown sugar, greasy bread, bacon burger physically made me queasy. Literally had to look away from the screen.

I think the candy calzone video gave me an eating disorder. The sounds are so fucking cursed.

Honestly, his conconctions seem like something someone with an eating disorder would come up with. When Null mentioned him potentially being bulimic, those foods made more sense to me because I associate bulimia with treating your body like a literal trash can. Dumping garbage that barely qualifies as food into yourself so you can justify purging it out. Like there's that one vegan ana cow that makes really gross vegan concoctions (again, barely food) so she can justify never eating any of it. In both cases the justification is subconscious because they both insist that the food they make is yummy and appealing when it is clearly inedible.

Though I might just be looking too deep into it and it's just autism affecting his ability to taste.

 

[Lichen Bark]

The King Cobra JFS show was good, funny, and a little sad at times. Fuck the guy emailing corporate. My first reaction when I saw his face was "of course."

I didn't realize how squeamish Josh is. I would have expected he would be so desensitized by fat people eating by now, it doesn't make any sense to me at all, and considering all the other stuff he must have seen. I mean I noticed it a little in past streams. How is it possible? JFS licking a spoon is like kryptonite.

 

[R00T]

The King Cobra JFS show was good, funny, and a little sad at times. Fuck the guy emailing corporate. My first reaction when I saw his face was "of course."

I didn't realize how squeamish Josh is. I would have expected he would be so desensitized by fat people eating by now, it doesn't make any sense to me at all, and considering all the other stuff he must have seen. I mean I noticed it a little in past streams. How is it possible? JFS licking a spoon is like kryptonite.

I completely understand the aversion to some of the stuff. When the meat squished I almost got sick. I also don't eat bacon so seeing it so burnt was doubly disgusting.

 

[Shaka Brah]

The King Cobra JFS show was good, funny, and a little sad at times. Fuck the guy emailing corporate. My first reaction when I saw his face was "of course."

I didn't realize how squeamish Josh is. I would have expected he would be so desensitized by fat people eating by now, it doesn't make any sense to me at all, and considering all the other stuff he must have seen. I mean I noticed it a little in past streams. How is it possible? JFS licking a spoon is like kryptonite.

There's gross quantities of food eaten by fat people and then there's peanut butter and cherry bacon burgers with extra grease. The food itself is just agonizing to look at and worse to imagine eating.

 

[Drama Fan]

I completely understand the aversion to some of the stuff. When the meat squished I almost got sick. I also don't eat bacon so seeing it so burnt was doubly disgusting.

I hate to say it, but the charcoal bacon was the least concerning part of that whole travesty. The idea of mixing the cherry chocolate things, with ground beef with mozzarella is inhuman. It's like you got a random number generator to fill out a madlibs to make a recipe.

I should add that the concept and sounds independently were okay, but them combined with the fact that some autist was actually eating it (with sound) really got the stomach churning for me. Maybe the differently abled taste things differently or something, but if somebody were to make that near me I would puke so fast I couldn't get to the bathroom or a trash can.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Honestly, his conconctions seem like something someone with an eating disorder would come up with. When Null mentioned him potentially being bulimic, those foods made more sense to me because I associate bulimia with treating your body like a literal trash can.

There were a few things null brought up in the stream that are popular narratives, but I find completely wrong. Him being bulimic being one. He does not throw up his food. We would have seen that by now. He mainly eats just one big meal a day and then just sit around digesting. Similar to a real king cobra.
The idea he has Trichotillomania is similar. There are countless hours of him on stream and he never is picking his hair out, He's completely dependent on copium because male pattern baldness runs in his family.

I didn't realize how squeamish Josh is.

For being a gothic bad boy, he does have his limits. I remember a while ago, someone sent him a human tooth in the mail so he could put it in a wand. He was so grossed out and didn't do it, even thought it is scientifically proven that human teeth in wands is Gothic.

It is what it is, toobz.

 

[R00T]

There were a few things null brought up in the stream that are popular narratives, but I find completely wrong. Him being bulimic being one. He does not throw up his food. We would have seen that by now. He mainly eats just one big meal a day and then just sit around digesting. Similar to a real king cobra.
The idea he has Trichotillomania is similar. There are countless hours of him on stream and he never is picking his hair out, He's completely dependent on copium because male pattern baldness runs in his family.



For being a gothic bad boy, he does have his limits. I remember a while ago, someone sent him a human tooth in the mail so he could put it in a wand. He was so grossed out and didn't do it, even thought it is scientifically proven that human teeth in wands is Gothic.

It is what it is, toobz.

I think bulimia might be a possibility but from the idea of him getting sick from all the liquor. It's a purge of some kind.

 

[Drama Fan]

There were a few things null brought up in the stream that are popular narratives, but I find completely wrong. Him being bulimic being one. He does not throw up his food. We would have seen that by now. He mainly eats just one big meal a day and then just sit around digesting. Similar to a real king cobra.
The idea he has Trichotillomania is similar. There are countless hours of him on stream and he never is picking his hair out, He's completely dependent on copium because male pattern baldness runs in his family.



For being a gothic bad boy, he does have his limits. I remember a while ago, someone sent him a human tooth in the mail so he could put it in a wand. He was so grossed out and didn't do it, even thought it is scientifically proven that human teeth in wands is Gothic.

It is what it is, toobz.

I don't follow this guy, so maybe I can give a blank slate impression. Josh explicitly expressed doubt that the guy was bulimic, and the vibe I got was that the evidence wasn't there and the knuckles thing was from punching walls. The trich came off as a possibility given that he doesn't have a normal looking baldspot but is clearly less-haired in the head; to me even odds either way when you considering the guy already has some genetic/developmental hardships.

He's one of the more endearing subjects of a person stream to me. He literally hurts no-one (landlord maybe a bit) beyond the gf which he at least has the ability and willingness to admit he majorly fucked up (though it did seem like he was a complete asshole to her for a few years later online). He seems to just be genuinely weird instead of yet another politcal/culturally motivated sperg; more in the JustinRPG category than the shoeonhead, so I'd say good for him for that. He genuinely seems like a spergy guy that spiraled out of control and into alcoholism and a big slump, partially because of his actions and partially because of h8urs on the web.

If I got wrong impressions, hit me up

 

[Lichen Bark]

I completely understand the aversion to some of the stuff. When the meat squished I almost got sick. I also don't eat bacon so seeing it so burnt was doubly disgusting.

There's gross quantities of food eaten by fat people and then there's peanut butter and cherry bacon burgers with extra grease. The food itself is just agonizing to look at and worse to imagine eating.

Josh is going to have a fun time when his wife asks him to change a diaper full of diarrhea, or when his kids get the stomach flu. If you're hitting a higher octave "ew" with a fridge banana, I can't imagine the other things. I was tabbed away for a second and I thought JFS was eating a maggot infested corpse by the sound of the reaction. It was just the high-pitched screams that threw me off, made me quint at my monitor.

The way the camera picked up the modified sound of bacon crunching through the counter as JFS mashed that burger was funny. I was hoping one of those cherry cordials would pop.

Spoiler

I thought King Cobra was doing some real sauce there when he added the wine, and I was really impressed there for a second, until I realized he poured it on the pasta. Heh heh he was so close though, the execution was just off. Does King Cobra eat many vegetables? No veg + drinking is going to age you fast, even if he rides bike.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Does King Cobra eat many vegetables? No veg + drinking is going to age you fast, even if he rides bike.

Do the veggies on burgers count? otherwise no. Dude is the poster boy for poor lifestyle causing fast ageing, he's only 30 and looks like he's in his 50s

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Josh is going to have a fun time when his wife asks him to change a diaper full of diarrhea, or when his kids get the stomach flu. If you're hitting a higher octave "ew" with a fridge banana, I can't imagine the other things.

I disagree. Instinct takes over when you have a child and most of the ick factor changing their diaper is suppressed. Baby poo especially if they're breast feeding doesn't smell that bad either. I can't imagine eating those night bananas, but changing a poopy diaper is routine.