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I think someone else posted this already, but to reiterate - he didn’t cut through the width of the pineapple. @TheLazyMan and I watched and rewound it a few times last night. It looks like he cut partially through and then gravity/the weight of the pineapple broke away from itself (if that makes sense). Jack thinks it’s a success, but we all know better.



Faggot just re-released his Meat Stick video. I got a push notification. I hope another kiwi can archive it.

 
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“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.
Steinbrücke isn't German Brand nor is it German Steel, some Chinese company bought the name right when they folded and now it's a 100% Chinese Brand.
Jack, I as a German take it as an insult to call that German Steel!
 
**sorry for double posting**

Faggot just re-released his Meat Stick video. I got a push notification. I hope another kiwi can archive it.

looks like fatty forgot to disable likes and dislikes

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Did they even exist in the first place?
I don't know but the Chinese are notorious for buying trademarks and Name rights from bankrupt German comapnaies to put them back on the market with Made in China slapped on it.
Best example is the once famous Zündapp Motorcycle and Moped company which is now solely produced in China.
 
My next question is how did they explain it to Jack to the point he barely remembers it? Did they use handpuppets and guiding questions like a kid's show or something?

I'm also amused because Tyndale likely would've rejected the Megachurch too; while he had different opinions from them, he was inspired by the Lollards alongside bits of Luther, Bucer, and Calvin. That means he'd hate the Murderchurch's money grubbing tendencies too.
Yeah but Tylenol didn't know that Jack's Megachurch has a panda express and a carl's jr. in it. Jack: 1, Ancient dudes: 0

We’re now on Knive set #20 on the CWJ show. I wonder whatever happened to the other 19 sets. I guess he donated them to the homeless. Sidebar: Don’t piss off any homeless people in the Gatlinsburg TN area, they have an artillery of shivs and shanks and have had their fill of Crumbl Cookies.

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1Edge of Belgravia Knives
2Mr. Chef Knife Set
3Ideeland Pro 8" Chef Knife
4Zelite Knives
5Victorinox Knives
6Miracle Blades Series 3
7Aeroknife
8Miracle Blades World Class Series
9Kitory Damascus Steel Chef
10Vie Belles Reserve Knives
11Imarku Knives
12Tuo Cutlery
13The Chef Club Knives
14Tuo Knives Falcon Series
15Tuo Legacy Series
16Yoshi Blade
17"Knife Aid" Shark Tank
18Hammer Stahl Cutlery
19Yoshi Blade
20Steinbruke Knives
What I fail to understand is what makes Jack think that people will want to see a knife review from a guy that only has one functional hand. That's like asking for a paraplegic to review some running shoes. Show me Gordon Ramsay, Marco White, or maybe literally anybody, using the knives and then I might give a fuck. Why in the name fuck what I care what a cripple has to say about something that clearly their body is not designed to use? For the inspirational value?

Jack has done 20 of these fucking knife review videos? Yeah I really want to make an informed decision on what knife to buy based on watching this one-armed gimp hack his way through a soft tomato.

Jesus Christ, I love Jack.
 
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Steinbrücke isn't German Brand nor is it German Steel, some Chinese company bought the name right when they folded and now it's a 100% Chinese Brand.
Jack, I as a German take it as an insult to call that German Steel!
Still pretty amazing that he got the umlaut right in the actual video (while omitting it in the description).
 
“Ok guis….check out the new product that I wasted Mommy Wife’s money on.”

And yes, there’s another pineapple slicing gag. And yes, his revolting dead arm flopped all over the place just like last time.

He looks absolutely enormous in this video. I’d love it if someone could do a comparison of how he looked right before the “diet” compared to now.

Why is Jack so insistent on saying the products he reviews are "sent in"? He did it for the meat stick I believe as well (I'm not watching that abomination again). Who does he think he is trying to fool? Tammy can see her credit card records and everyone watching knows companies aren't lining up to send this dead channel anything.
 
I love how he talks about how sharp the knives are, while using a ton of force on the chicken and even getting hung up once while trying to slice the meat.
The other tests are pretty worthless, because hard vegetables are an exceptional way to test sharpness.
When he was cutting the celery and hearing the "thwack" of the blade as it hit the board it means he was using WAY too much force to cut it yet he acted like he was barely putting any force into it.

If he really wanted to show how to cut a tomato he could have stuck a fork into it, grasp that with his gimp hand, and use the chef knife to cut a thin slice. Not the bread knife. Cutting a tomato with a serrated knife is not an accomplishment. Especially when he says it's really thin and just looks hacked to pieces. Granted he is using his left hand but after three years of not being able to use his right he should have started to get competent with it now.

But of course this is Mushbrain we're talking about. He's not into things like taking stock of your life, trying to get healthy or actually going to therapy to work on his hand. No. He wants God to magically fix him and if he doesn't then it's just God's will that he remain that way.

Is this mold?
Just looks really dry at the end like it hasn't been stored properly.

fatty again forgot to disable likes and dislikes

Gah! That thumbnail is disgusting. Almost as disgusting as watching Mushbrain eat.
 
I don't know but the Chinese are notorious for buying trademarks and Name rights from bankrupt German comapnaies to put them back on the market with Made in China slapped on it.
Best example is the once famous Zündapp Motorcycle and Moped company which is now solely produced in China.
The thing is, there are only so many old brands they can re-purpose and in the recent years the Chinese made a lot of effort to try and brand their products.

Most don't really understand the purpose of branding (I think) and just sell the regular trash under some replaceable brand names that sound like they were extracted from a fantasy novel. This is really helpful, since it tells me I just need to find the cheapest position and get it over with.

Some, I feel, have learned how much fucks boomers and retards give about branding and how much trust they have in (((product))) from (((brand))) (see Jack thinking he got quality accessories for his phone and what not). So they start inventing legit sounding names, even better if they are associated with (((product))) in any historical way (e.g. steel -> German, wood working -> England, Japanese looking knives -> Japanese Name etc.), which is clever but still easy to notice if you are not retarded.

And they don't even have to buy the rights to an old name.

The funny thing to me is that most Chinese products of good quality don't try to pull any such punches and don't try to sucker people into buying (((product))) and are often condemned to a life of OEM until the inner circle of buyers enlarges enough for the brand to take off (e.g. Xiaomi was an "in the know" brand for a long time, with people buying them from Aliexpress/Banggood etc. directly since they weren't officially selling in the US/EU yet. Of course their Chinese competitors promptly started to produce fakes to confuse the discerning Laowai browsing for quality Chinese goods.)

On topic: I just looked into the knife video again, and I really don't know how he can make his video look like high bit rate 480p (think DVD) in both 720p and 1080p (which look interchangeable to me). Even in the injected animation it looked blurry. He probably is too stupid and fucks with the encoding when editing, even though most editing programs have presets for Youtube (although YT changed their preferred codecs at least once I think). So you get a retarded combination of Camera encoding -> Jack fucking around -> Youtube getting a seizure and having to re-encode

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No wayyy :biggrin: I just went down to 480p and couldn't make out a difference lol
At 360p it gets noticeably more blurry though. Ok, when I go from 1080 directly to 480 I see it, but you have to concentrate.
Normally it should be like night and day.
 
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i like to think it's his way of "getting back" at us for reporting his stolen thumbnails and ensuring he can't do that anymore

"i can't steal thumbnails anymore? ok then, i'll make sure to take the grossest looking pictures of my food and put that as the thumbnail!"
And then he gurgles "look at that Mommy-wife! My channel's views are going down. LOOK AT THAT!" in a rage tantrum, probably shitting himself due to all the sugar alcohol and bacon grease he eats in the process.
 
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