Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

So, what would it be like living on $534 in the United States?
Abject poverty.

The average rent for a studio is $1,100 throughout the US. A low level motel can charge anywhere between $350-600 a week. Absolute poverty tier rooming houses charge $100 a week for a room. It's easy enough to apply for short term welfare (SNAP, food stamps, etc) but getting on something along the lines of Chris Chan's tugboat is nearly impossible for anyone in YGG. If any of them have money, its only until one of them spends it on drugs. Even if Digi was an hour away from going to prison for felony tax evasion, he would still spend it on weed or whatever else he's abusing at the moment. Addiction robs you of the ability to look past your substance of choice. Everything becomes a short term hustle to scrounge up enough to get high. It's a progressive condition, and a guarantee that Digi is going to become even more of a gay homeless tranny. He's alluded to smoking an absurd amount of marijuana, and earlier in the thread there's a retweet from Riley about crystal meth. There's a less than 0 chance that if anyone around Digi is using meth, that he's not using himself.

Cows always have some weird source of hidden money, be it an inheritance or parents financing unproductive adventures. Digi has alluded to making some money off of crypto, but this is also a guy who was living in a tent a few months ago. Come to think of it, nobody in YGG has had permanent overnight accommodations since moving away from Virginia beach and into a Prius. I don't think Bird, butthole weeb, or any of the other YGG members have any form of income. Aside from Riley bragging about being a producer there's no estimate for how much Dick pays/paid him in the past.

That being said, there's no way in hell Trixie properly reported or accounted for any of the gains made off of crypto, and this is somebody who's already facing tens of thousands in back taxes.
 
So, what would it be like living on $534 in the United States? In my country, it's possible to live on that amount a month, albeit not like a Westerner. But with the US's high cost of living, what would the conditions be like? Let's hypothesize that Digi's parasocial goodwill runs out and neither his nor Bird's parents refuse to let him live with him. What happens then, they move into a homeless shelter?

I mean theoretically it shouldn't be that hard if he's living in a car. Rent is the biggest cost sucker by a long shot anywhere in the US. If he doesn't have to pay that, 500 bucks should cover food, gas (as long as they aren't going long distances). That is if they are frugal though. If they need weed, etc. on top of that things are gonna start getting sticky. I assume his parents are still paying his phone bill.

They'll probably start applying for food stamps soon. One can only hope the tax collectors start knocking then. Unfortunately the homeless shelter will probably never happen. His mom will always take him back and he'll mooch until they are dead and live off the inheritance.
 
So, what would it be like living on $534 in the United States? In my country, it's possible to live on that amount a month, albeit not like a Westerner. But with the US's high cost of living, what would the conditions be like? Let's hypothesize that Digi's parasocial goodwill runs out and neither his nor Bird's parents refuse to let him live with him. What happens then, they move into a homeless shelter?
I mean before that he will be mooching off of his parents again. He already did few weeks ago before allegedly running away due to his parents asking Bird and him to get vaxxed. Not only that, he was given a generous allowance by his mom so he could buy fast food and weed everyday.

I think he'll be back in no time, because those 500$ are not spent on things like gas, utilities, groceries and shelter but superflous bullshit like eating out and weed.

Afaik the 500$ wouldn't get him very far, unless he moved out to bumfuck nowhere and lived super frugally, even then, I don't see anyone making a living solo in the US under 1000$, especially concerning city life.
 
So, what would it be like living on $534 in the United States? In my country, it's possible to live on that amount a month, albeit not like a Westerner. But with the US's high cost of living, what would the conditions be like? Let's hypothesize that Digi's parasocial goodwill runs out and neither his nor Bird's parents refuse to let him live with him. What happens then, they move into a homeless shelter?

the only thing that'll wipe you out is rent and utilities (I count gas and vehicle as utility if not in a city). Aside from that food is cheap, but other amenities might have to go out the window if you're incompetent. Get a 30$ phone plan, mooch of the parents internet to do their content. There are guys that can live that Shaolin Monk lifestyle using the 99 cents store as their grocery shopping. Assuming their not like Chrischan and don't need to buy millions of childrens toys and pokemon games, they can manage it.

I mean before that he will be mooching off of his parents again. He already did few weeks ago before allegedly running away due to his parents asking Bird and him to get vaxxed. Not only that, he was given a generous allowance by his mom so he could buy fast food and weed everyday.

I think he'll be back in no time, because those 500$ are not spent on things like gas, utilities, groceries and shelter but superflous bullshit like eating out and weed.

Afaik the 500$ wouldn't get him very far, unless he moved out to bumfuck nowhere and lived super frugally, even then, I don't see anyone making a living solo in the US under 1000$, especially concerning city life.
he's gotta have some fucking shame. Just a drop. If you don't want to get vaxxed, go get Covid and develop natural immunity, it's like 3 or 4 days of coughing and being thirsty, and then you're fine. That's what my girlfriends schizo libertarian cryptomillionaire brother did, he stocked on water, medicine, vitamins and shut himself in his room after paying some person on craigslist to give him covid. Shut everyone in his family up with how easy it was. That's your third option, you don't need to get the jab or be an antivaxxer

To this day Digis politics are still something else. Some kind of mutant worst of both worlds woke and libertarian.


it really hasn't kicked in that they need to get their shit together now, otherwise they should see that you get maybe 1 or 2 years of living with your parents before you overstay your welcome. That shit dries out, and is just a band aid for you to get back on your feet. Every fucking lolcow that moves back into their parents needs to set a timer "i have this amount of time before shit goes really sour".
 
So, what would it be like living on $534 in the United States? In my country, it's possible to live on that amount a month, albeit not like a Westerner. But with the US's high cost of living, what would the conditions be like? Let's hypothesize that Digi's parasocial goodwill runs out and neither his nor Bird's parents refuse to let him live with him. What happens then, they move into a homeless shelter?
You can absolutely live off $534, just not very comfortably and in optimum health. It's possible even in California, although that's super hard mode difficulty.

You rent a room in a house and split it with someone or someones depending on the area and prices. Lots of people accept $100 a month and let you sleep in a closet, shed basement or on couch. You can get a week's worth of food for $25-40, especially if you have access to a kitchen with shared spices. Even less $ if you're smart about free events and public transport. The bean, rice and water meme is a meme for a reason. Numerous people have lived like this while applying to hundreds of jobs. It's not impossible. The issue is Digi is a drug addicted coombrain dopamine clown. So he needs his high speed internet 24/7, his weed, his drugs, his liquor and his overpriced burgers. If you skip the shared tiny room rent and just do the Gym shower routine from a car, the money stretches even further. People will underestimate how much "pleasure" costs. An average bottle of liquor is food budget for 4-7 days if you're serious. The price of a fat blunt is close to a meal.

Won't ever come to that though. His parents are enablers and he has his brother as well. The sad thing about cases like this is how long they can last before the person wakes up. Conrad can be a bum all his life if he wants. He will just have to also submit himself to the kindness of others, which he's just fine doing.
 
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it really hasn't kicked in that they need to get their shit together now, otherwise they should see that you get maybe 1 or 2 years of living with your parents before you overstay your welcome. That shit dries out, and is just a band aid for you to get back on your feet. Every fucking lolcow that moves back into their parents needs to set a timer "i have this amount of time before shit goes really sour".
Tbh I don't see his parents ever not supporting him. One could put Bird out of the equation here, as I don't think that relationship will last more than 1-2 years. The whole vaxx scenario will blow over, either if state mandate shifts, his parents are caving and letting him stay or digi caving and getting jabbed in secret because he can't be homeless forever and needs drug/fastfood money.

The only factor for his parents to cut him off is a) them dying b) Digi doing something so atrocious and/or criminal, that they'll disavow and disown him. If Munchy's observations are to be believed, his mother coddles him like crazy, let's him act like a 9yr old kid that yells for whopper cash at them, throwing tantrums, while also smoking large amounts of wax every day to stay afloat. That behaviour by an almost 30yr old man is beyond shame.
 
he's gotta have some fucking shame. Just a drop. If you don't want to get vaxxed, go get Covid and develop natural immunity, it's like 3 or 4 days of coughing and being thirsty, and then you're fine. That's what my girlfriends schizo libertarian cryptomillionaire brother did, he stocked on water, medicine, vitamins and shut himself in his room after paying some person on craigslist to give him covid. Shut everyone in his family up with how easy it was. That's your third option, you don't need to get the jab or be an antivaxxer
The whole vaxx scenario will blow over, either if state mandate shifts, his parents are caving and letting him stay or digi caving and getting jabbed in secret because he can't be homeless forever and needs drug/fastfood money.
At least Bird is vaccinated, with the J&J vaccine, I believe, as he volunteered/worked for the TooManyGames convention. Digi should just get the same one-shot vaccine; but he's a selfish arrogant tard who will insist he is not wrong in his anti-vaxx conspiracy retweeting.

Source for Bird getting vaccinated, via the Bencord from Ben Saint:
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That "natural immunity" approach sounds like a great way for someone like Digi to risk his hand at getting a blood clot, considering he is on HRT to begin with, not to mention potentially damaging one's health permanently, including organ damage or even failure (particularly with the lungs and/or kidneys).
To this day Digis politics are still something else. Some kind of mutant worst of both worlds woke and libertarian.
Such arrogance with trying these "hacks" at solving Covid-19 as some sort of in-joke middle finger to muh evil state instead of just accepting a simple vaccine appeals to those type of lolibertarians.
So, what would it be like living on $534 in the United States? In my country, it's possible to live on that amount a month, albeit not like a Westerner. But with the US's high cost of living, what would the conditions be like? Let's hypothesize that Digi's parasocial goodwill runs out and neither his nor Bird's parents refuse to let him live with him. What happens then, they move into a homeless shelter?
Abject poverty.

The average rent for a studio is $1,100 throughout the US. A low level motel can charge anywhere between $350-600 a week. Absolute poverty tier rooming houses charge $100 a week for a room. It's easy enough to apply for short term welfare (SNAP, food stamps, etc) but getting on something along the lines of Chris Chan's tugboat is nearly impossible for anyone in YGG. If any of them have money, its only until one of them spends it on drugs. Even if Digi was an hour away from going to prison for felony tax evasion, he would still spend it on weed or whatever else he's abusing at the moment. Addiction robs you of the ability to look past your substance of choice. Everything becomes a short term hustle to scrounge up enough to get high. It's a progressive condition, and a guarantee that Digi is going to become even more of a gay homeless tranny. He's alluded to smoking an absurd amount of marijuana, and earlier in the thread there's a retweet from Riley about crystal meth. There's a less than 0 chance that if anyone around Digi is using meth, that he's not using himself.

Cows always have some weird source of hidden money, be it an inheritance or parents financing unproductive adventures. Digi has alluded to making some money off of crypto, but this is also a guy who was living in a tent a few months ago. Come to think of it, nobody in YGG has had permanent overnight accommodations since moving away from Virginia beach and into a Prius. I don't think Bird, butthole weeb, or any of the other YGG members have any form of income. Aside from Riley bragging about being a producer there's no estimate for how much Dick pays/paid him in the past.

That being said, there's no way in hell Trixie properly reported or accounted for any of the gains made off of crypto, and this is somebody who's already facing tens of thousands in back taxes.
I mean theoretically it shouldn't be that hard if he's living in a car. Rent is the biggest cost sucker by a long shot anywhere in the US. If he doesn't have to pay that, 500 bucks should cover food, gas (as long as they aren't going long distances). That is if they are frugal though. If they need weed, etc. on top of that things are gonna start getting sticky. I assume his parents are still paying his phone bill.

They'll probably start applying for food stamps soon. One can only hope the tax collectors start knocking then. Unfortunately the homeless shelter will probably never happen. His mom will always take him back and he'll mooch until they are dead and live off the inheritance.
I mean before that he will be mooching off of his parents again. He already did few weeks ago before allegedly running away due to his parents asking Bird and him to get vaxxed. Not only that, he was given a generous allowance by his mom so he could buy fast food and weed everyday.

I think he'll be back in no time, because those 500$ are not spent on things like gas, utilities, groceries and shelter but superflous bullshit like eating out and weed.

Afaik the 500$ wouldn't get him very far, unless he moved out to bumfuck nowhere and lived super frugally, even then, I don't see anyone making a living solo in the US under 1000$, especially concerning city life.
the only thing that'll wipe you out is rent and utilities (I count gas and vehicle as utility if not in a city). Aside from that food is cheap, but other amenities might have to go out the window if you're incompetent. Get a 30$ phone plan, mooch of the parents internet to do their content. There are guys that can live that Shaolin Monk lifestyle using the 99 cents store as their grocery shopping. Assuming their not like Chrischan and don't need to buy millions of childrens toys and pokemon games, they can manage it.


he's gotta have some fucking shame. Just a drop. If you don't want to get vaxxed, go get Covid and develop natural immunity, it's like 3 or 4 days of coughing and being thirsty, and then you're fine. That's what my girlfriends schizo libertarian cryptomillionaire brother did, he stocked on water, medicine, vitamins and shut himself in his room after paying some person on craigslist to give him covid. Shut everyone in his family up with how easy it was. That's your third option, you don't need to get the jab or be an antivaxxer

To this day Digis politics are still something else. Some kind of mutant worst of both worlds woke and libertarian.


it really hasn't kicked in that they need to get their shit together now, otherwise they should see that you get maybe 1 or 2 years of living with your parents before you overstay your welcome. That shit dries out, and is just a band aid for you to get back on your feet. Every fucking lolcow that moves back into their parents needs to set a timer "i have this amount of time before shit goes really sour".
You can absolutely live off $534, just not very comfortably and in optimum health. It's possible even in California, although that's super hard mode difficulty.

You rent a room in a house and split it with someone or someones depending on the area and prices. Lots of people accept $100 a month and let you sleep in a closet, shed basement or on couch. You can get a week's worth of food for $25-40, especially if you have access to a kitchen with shared spices. Even less $ if you're smart about free events and public transport. The bean, rice and water meme is a meme for a reason. Numerous people have lived like this while applying to hundreds of jobs. It's not impossible. The issue is Digi is a drug addicted coombrain dopamine clown. So he needs his high speed internet 24/7, his weed, his drugs, his liquor and his overpriced burgers. If you skip the shared tiny room rent and just do the Gym shower routine from a car, the money stretches even further. People will underestimate how much "pleasure" costs. An average bottle of liquor is food budget for 4-7 days if you're serious. The price of a fat blunt is close to a meal.

Won't ever come to that though. His parents are enablers and he has his brother as well. The sad thing about cases like this is how long they can last before the person wakes up. Conrad can be a bum all his life if he wants. He will just have to also submit himself to the kindness of others, which he's just fine doing.
I'm surprised by all the answers to this question of how far can a monthly budget of $534 be stretched in the US; I've always seen America as the Land of Plenty; would the rent of a large flat state in the Midwest such as, say, Kansas or North Dakota, really be that expensive? I mean, it's not like either Digi, Riley, Bird or MintSalad need to commute to work and I imagine any decent sized US town has a Wallmart or a dollar store to budget shop there.
I was just looking over Digi's more recent content. There's an onlyfans page. I hope to God it doesn't have the content I think it dose.
He had a Pornhub channel at one point, just him reviewing hentai while being half naked wearing women's briefs over his head.
 
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I'm impressed that he's somehow managed to not mention Gunt and how he shot a kid into his ex-fiancee. YGG was really hyping some drama to the point TDS was getting involved but then everything died on the vine. There was a fight video, a few tweets, May talking about him on one of Ralph's livestreams a few times, but other than that nothing has developed. Digi could have gotten distracted by drugs and gay sex, but the end of the drama was so abrupt that I think Dick had a hand in stopping it. Ralph yelled something about a business arrangement during the fight video, it's not that big of a stretch that Dick told Riley to stop things from progressing. It would certainly explain how Riley has been featured in every video/stream that Digi would have the chance to say something off the cuff about Dick, Gunt, Amanda, etc.

To elaborate on surviving with $500 a month. Yes, it's nearly impossible to starve to death in the US. But an addiction to whatever substance YGG loves will make any budget unfeasible.
One could put Bird out of the equation here, as I don't think that relationship will last more than 1-2 years.
I don't see how it's lasted at all. Digi has been advertising his collection of fetishes since he started posting on YouTube. Not once has ever had a fantasy about being with another man before transitioning.

It was supposed to contain a cooking show by Bird, and an anime review show by Mintsalad and Riley. I don't think it worked out since they haven't updated anything about it in months and it only had like 2 extra podcasts. I'm pretty sure that no one pays for this content.
Any project other than rapping will be dropped if it's not immediately successful.
 
I don't see how it's lasted at all. Digi has been advertising his collection of fetishes since he started posting on YouTube. Not once has ever had a fantasy about being with another man before transitioning.
This. He has always been as open to share his indulgences and on the top of that list was Yuri: lesbian couplings/hentai - you know the deal, anything from girly lovey dovey stuff to scissoring. The only this I relate his current persona to is sadly again: autogynophelia (AGP), with him imagining the pleasure the women must be feeling during these yuri escapades and imaging himself as a woman. That's the only hook I can tie it to.

And mind you, he has a TON of lesbian/yuri backstory before he went trans. I don't want to undersell this, this guy wrote fanfic after fanfic including original stories to satisfy his yuri cravings.
 
I'm expecting the end of this arc to come when Bird's Prius breaks down and they don't have the cash to repair it, so they have to go back to Digi's parents' basement. Perhaps this time permanently?
His conversation with his father will probably go something like this:

Mr. Collins: "I'm sorry to hear that the other car hasn't been working. It's probably really hard to rely on a vehicle like that and to have it break down. Sure, it's OK if you want to come back and live with us again. I'm sorry about scaring you off with the vaccine stuff. You can take the Hyundai anytime you want. You're so brave for chasing your dreams like that and not just settling for a normal career, I am so proud of you."
Conrad: "Gimme moar"

Just lol at the idea that this brat is ever going to have a rude awakening short of his parents dying.
This. He has always been as open to share his indulgences and on the top of that list was Yuri: lesbian couplings/hentai - you know the deal, anything from girly lovey dovey stuff to scissoring. The only this I relate his current persona to is sadly again: autogynophelia (AGP), with him imagining the pleasure the women must be feeling during these yuri escapades and imaging himself as a woman.
I think being obsessed with lesbian porn is basically a prerequisite for trooning out.
 
His conversation with his father will probably go something like this:

Mr. Collins: "I'm sorry to hear that the other car hasn't been working. It's probably really hard to rely on a vehicle like that and to have it break down. Sure, it's OK if you want to come back and live with us again. I'm sorry about scaring you off with the vaccine stuff. You can take the Hyundai anytime you want. You're so brave for chasing your dreams like that and not just settling for a normal career, I am so proud of you."
Conrad: "Gimme moar"

Just lol at the idea that this brat is ever going to have a rude awakening short of his parents dying.

I think being obsessed with lesbian porn is basically a prerequisite for trooning out.

Mr. Collins :story:

Hit me with a :optimistic: but I'm still holding out a little hope his Dad will have the balls to force the guy to fend for himself. I've found that parents who still have their parents around will be more demanding of their children to grow up. When you have the social pressure of looking like you raised decent children most people tend to try harder. His parent's fucked up situation with their own families is probably a part of the lack of discipline.

I don't see how it's lasted at all. Digi has been advertising his collection of fetishes since he started posting on YouTube. Not once has ever had a fantasy about being with another man before transitioning.

It's still hard to believe that same Digi who salivated over loli's and claimed he hated seeing men's dicks in his porn is now getting railed by this lanky, unkempt fag. I've been wondering off and on over the past year if he's ever woken up some mornings and thought... fuck, what have I done.. get me out of here.

But I guess that's what the drugs are for.
 
Mr. Collins :story:

Hit me with a :optimistic: but I'm still holding out a little hope his Dad will have the balls to force the guy to fend for himself. I've found that parents who still have their parents around will be more demanding of their children to grow up. When you have the social pressure of looking like you raised decent children most people tend to try harder. His parent's fucked up situation with their own families is probably a part of the lack of discipline.



It's still hard to believe that same Digi who salivated over loli's and claimed he hated seeing men's dicks in his porn is now getting railed by this lanky, unkempt fag. I've been wondering off and on over the past year if he's ever woken up some mornings and thought... fuck, what have I done.. get me out of here.

But I guess that's what the drugs are for.

To me, he always was a closeted bi/gay with a crossdressing fetish and him trying to circumnavigate this realization is what turnt him (with the help of lots of drugs and parental neglect) into his current state.

Keep in mind that his first romantic interest when he was 15,16 years old was a man, yet he never went all the way, because he seemingly perceived being not straight as another "failure" condition, the same way he hated that he was girlish as a young child.

Furthermore, keep in mind that he stated multiple times, that he derived arousal from the fact that he imagined the little girl getting fucked (by men) was him, when consuming lolicon/hentai.

So how can he still be "straight" while sleeping with men? Easy, just claim that he was female all along, to avoid yet another failure state in his mind. The same way Bird claims to be straight, while obviously being attracted to men.

Maybe I'm reaching but even before I postulated that maybe Digi saw his Dad (strong jawline, successful, ex Navy?, quite fit if judged by his shirtless photos) and to some extent his brother victor as male role models he needed to live up to, which lead to himself stressing over the fact that he had to fulfil this "masculine ideal" that he could never reach. But Digi being Digi, instead of say just accepting the way he is or working on his "flaws" actively by working out, dressing/grooming himself better and taking on more responsibility he ran away from everything so he could never be culpable in whatever framing he seems to be in.

Woman all along->No wonder I could never be a manly man

What he truly needs is Rehab, no more leeches/twitter and people that acually care about him, instead of infantilizing/indulging him, aka a tough reality check he will never ever get.
 
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If such a "civil war" was to occur, at least the two families can consolidate on the fact that they both produced a politically moronic son each.

The latest Anime Alphabet is up; "E is for Evangelion 1.11+2.22+3.33+3.0+1.0":

Digi still has a problem avoiding copyright strike issues with his full-length anime analysis videos; it's curious that this was never an issue when Davoo was editor.
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Digi reacts to the overwhelming unpopularity of High Guardian Spice (HGS), the CalArts-style "anime" produced by Crunchyroll that Digi, in a former life, correctly pointed out was created solely by the same kind of people despite Crunchyroll's SJW slant of "diversity"; fat, ugly white women:
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His video shitting on Crunchyroll and the then upcoming HGS:

This would be a great opportunity for that c. 2018 video of his to get more visitors interested in the dreg that is HGS, oh wait, Digi deleted the video from his main channel so he can forget getting more clicks (and thus more revenue).

Interestingly Crunchyroll still have a video with Digi as the main subject on their official channel:
 
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Keep in mind that his first romantic interest when he was 15,16 years old was a man, yet he never went all the way,
He never even met this guy or knew what he looked like. Based on how he described it, it was just online chat. If you look at all of his serious sexual interests over the years, they've been female (yuri, loli, etc.). The "Conrad has always been gay" hypothesis runs against all of the evidence.
 
Cross-post from the Amanda/May thread; SpicySalts, aka Ronald Mejia, who allegedly tried to kidnap May after breaking into her residence (while she was still living with and engaged to Digibro, who also had Riley and BirdStoic crashing there as well), has apparently pledged guilty today before his trial next Monday (11 November).

Looks like Gunt and Amanda are still seething at Riley (who has propagated the notion that May had set up the mentally ill SpicySalts by inviting him to her home, which was amplified by a tweet with Riley's theory attached to it by Ben Saint), Null and the Farms.
 
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