Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Lapis Lazuli]

I been thinking about that. Men aren't really as violent as feminists say, but we do a quick size up on meeting another man: could I take this guy if it came to a drunken brawl at Denny's? It's kinda like how dogs think when they see a strange mutt, and it's why your uncle Gary has a super strong handshake.

So I wonder how long into a fist fight it would take for Aiden to start crying, or if they'd even defend themselves at all.

They had one win a boxing match a couple years back, but they had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find a chump who had literally never won a fight to lose to a trans "man" on points

Trans Man Makes History as a Pro Boxer

“I’ve had people saying cruel, hateful things to me my entire life … I refuse to give them power over me by feeling even angry toward it,” said Patricio Manuel, 33, who won …

www.rollingstone.com

As of 3 years later her boxing record is still just that one fight. I'm guessing everybody who watched that freak show just felt dirty after, but that doesn't explain why people would pay to watch AGP pervert "Alana" McLaughlin beat up a woman.

The fight in question. Lol'd at the description, even the uploader and commenters doesn't actually see her as "male".

 

[garbage cake]

one of my favorite twitter cows Erininthemorning has been hiding his most male feature of all, making sure it is angled or cropped out of every single selfie. No, not his eyebrows or jaw or huge schnoz, but a giant Reddit logo tattoo


sorry Erin, no female human being would ever get this tattoo. If you had a true and honest lady brain or soul or essence, it would have stopped you from even considering this poor life choice.
oh and because he's obsessed with lurking here-

gross.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Legit looks like bigfoot in that old video.

 

[Ponzo]

 

[Witthel]

one of my favorite twitter cows Erininthemorning has been hiding his most male feature of all, making sure it is angled or cropped out of every single selfie. No, not his eyebrows or jaw or huge schnoz, but a giant Reddit logo tattoo
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sorry Erin, no female human being would ever get this tattoo. If you had a true and honest lady brain or soul or essence, it would have stopped you from even considering this poor life choice.
oh and because he's obsessed with lurking here-
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gross.

Anyone, regardless if they're male or female should be fucking ashamed of having a tattoo like that.

 

[tygressofaera]

I always assumed it was just expense.
A good weave/lace front wig costs $$$ and time. I think it just goes to further show that they see women as a costume that they can put on and take off at will.

Might also have something to do with head size? I’m not a wig expert here, but I imagine that most non-custom wigs for women come small enough for a woman’s head, and, as we have often seen, dudes have big heads.
They might be searching for wigs that look feminine but are big enough for their head. Then you only have the cheapest of silly Halloween wigs or custom wigs that drag queens and dedicated cross dressers would use. So again, $$$$

Why take the time to grow your hair, or the $$ and effort to get a weave/custom wig when you can slap in a costume that can come off the moment you are uncomfortable.

Spoiler: wig sperging

The crappy wigs are so funny, I almost don't want to comment on it and accidentally give them advice. But quickweaves with leave-outs, even if the leave out is shorter than the weft (it often is) would be such an easy and inexpensive option for these stupid males. Even if the hair is too short, there's always lace closures. Short human hair or human hair blends are affordable and they can look natural enough if you put the effort in and take care of it.

If it has to be a wig, they can make a wig with beauty supply hair and glue or sew it to a cap. They make caps for big heads, but they're often made out of material like panty-hose so it's very stretchy. It's basically a quickweave that's not glued to the head.

There's hundreds to thousands of tutorials online that detail everything you'd need to know. It's really a google search away. Do I have bald AFAB privilege or something? But they know so little about anything. I think party city wigs or kanekalon cosplay wigs are the only wigs they're familiar with.

I very rarely see them in short, easy to maintain wigs for daily wear. It's always these super long, frayed, tortured plastic ones. Although I can make the same complaint about some women. Human hair is worth the price if you're not trying to advertise the fact that you're wearing something. It doesn't even have to be that expensive. Like I said, beauty supply hair is around $9 a pack for the shorter lengths. And FUCKING style it.

Speaking as a gay male, these "gay" FtMs are just plain annoying and delusional. They could easily get straight or bi men, but they decide to go barking up the wrong tree for some odd reason.

No, the only thing missing isn't simply a penis, you loon. It's not even the main the issue here. FtMs don't have the same facial structure or bone structure as males do, they don't have the same chests, they don't have the same weight distribution, their voices are different, they don't come off the same as actual males, etc.

Quit trying to guilt trip us into dating women. We're not emotionally, romantically, physically or sexually attracted to women.

You're not a male and never will be. Maybe you will convince some woketard gay male to date you for a while, but he'll soon leave you for an actual man after the virtue-signaling and novelty wear off.

I don't know why FtMs get such a break. Not only do they push as much rapey conversion therapy rhetoric, but they're also the worst examples of personality disordered halfwits. There's one I know through mutual friends who constantly talks about how gay she is. Yes, it's so gay to be a female attracted to males. That's so unusual. Groundbreaking.

The more I have to deal with them in GC spaces, the more I think they're just little attention whores. The dysphoria exists only when they want attention. The ones that detrans still have the same mental issues they had when they were transed, the victim complex just sort of shifted.

I'm sorry you have to put up with them.

 

[chiobu]

Didn't recall seeing this posted here, seems like an interesting read

Neither marginalised, abused nor vulnerable​

Debunking a persistent talking point in the trans rights campaign

Neither marginalised, abused nor vulnerable | Madison Smith | The Critic Magazine

Ask almost any politician any question about gender identity — even if it’s specifically about women’s bodies or women’s rights — and you will inevitably hear the following sentence with minimal…

thecritic.co.uk

Neither marginalised, abused nor vulnerable | Madison Smith | The Cri…

archived 30 Oct 2021 18:24:45 UTC

archive.md

 

[celebrityskin]

I don't get it, either. I don't live in a particularly cosmopolitan or large city, yet I can't throw a rock w/o hitting a wig store/salon that specifically advertises weaves and extensions/etc. It can't be that hard to find good quality.

A lot of them are anti-work commies with cashapps in their twitter bios who say they can't get a job because of depression and anxiety. Don't imagine they have that much disposable income for a lace front.

 

[Airbrushed Van Art]

At what point will it become mandatory to include one's pronouns in their bios? Most of the time it's optional, but I'm willing to bet that specifying this will become mandatory for all social media accounts.

 

[Turbocuck]

So apparently there's a whole community of men who wear hijabs and niqabs and want to be submissive muslim women. It's the weirdest fetish I've seen in a while. There are pages that post nothing but weird muslim trannification propaganda.

Spoiler: G*rman muslim troon

Spoiler: English Muslim troon

Spoiler: Muslim troon propaganda

Spoiler: Let me tell you why my political beliefs are more sane than yours

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

So apparently there's a whole community of men who wear hijabs and niqabs and want to be submissive muslim women. It's the weirdest fetish I've seen in a while. There are pages that post nothing but weird muslim trannification propaganda. [

Spoiler: G*rman muslim troon

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Spoiler: English Muslim troon

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Spoiler: Muslim troon propaganda

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Spoiler: Let me tell you why my political beliefs are more sane than yours

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Tell ‘em every Muslim ought to perform hajj at least once in their life.
Welcome to Kaaba, ladies. May Allah have mercy on you (not)

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

gender neutral chungus

 

[Hyro]

Another child groomed into trooning out by an insane mother, her entire twitter is just posts about her "trans" child

 

[Ritardo Pianissimo]

Any guesses on when this guy just goes mask off and troons out? Just like Philosophy tube before he transtioned, he's been defending troons 24/7
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"platformed" = more squalid newspeak. Betrays such a childish understanding of what journalism is or should be. Cade was right: speak English. Shaun can't, though, because "someone said bad thing, I mad because thing bad" isn't a sophisticated enough aesthetic to dazzle the fuckwitted paypigs.

It really makes me sick, these useless dorks cosplaying as radicals on twitter. Youtube essays for fuck's sake. Marx would spit on these petite bourgeoisie scumfucks. And the frontier of this real serious and important and groundbreaking civil rights movement, the big thing, you guys, the demand: "they are going to apologise"... no police dogs, no cattle prods, no beatings, just hurt feelings and tweets and apologies. Pls apologise thing bad I sad no apologise I mad. I mad too, of course, cos tweets bad, but at least I know this post is spergtarded nonsense. These people, though, really think they're saving the world with this weak, pathetic, posturing garbage. Nothing to do with power, no conception of power. Just fussy little Brownshirts playing word games. Fucking losers.

 

[One87five0]

When I initially stumbled across this ham planet, I assumed she was MTF. Until I saw this...

Spoiler

I actually got a chuckle out of it... sometimes, fat TIFs can pass for fat, pre-everything TIMs. I wonder if that's validating?

 

[FATTESTCUNT]

Didn't recall seeing this posted here, seems like an interesting read

Neither marginalised, abused nor vulnerable​

Debunking a persistent talking point in the trans rights campaign

Neither marginalised, abused nor vulnerable | Madison Smith | The Critic Magazine

Ask almost any politician any question about gender identity — even if it’s specifically about women’s bodies or women’s rights — and you will inevitably hear the following sentence with minimal…

thecritic.co.uk

Neither marginalised, abused nor vulnerable | Madison Smith | The Cri…

archived 30 Oct 2021 18:24:45 UTC

archive.md

There's also this: -

CPS data summary Quarter 1 2021-2022 | The Crown Prosecution Service

www.cps.gov.uk

It covers the period from April 1st to June 30th this year in the UK.

Total number of hate crimes recorded by the police: 2,145
Total number of transphobic hate crimes recorded by the police: 8

 

[atleast3letterslong]

So apparently there's a whole community of men who wear hijabs and niqabs and want to be submissive muslim women. It's the weirdest fetish I've seen in a while. There are pages that post nothing but weird muslim trannification propaganda.

Spoiler: G*rman muslim troon

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Spoiler: English Muslim troon

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Spoiler: Muslim troon propaganda

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Spoiler: Let me tell you why my political beliefs are more sane than yours

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[JY's Tampon]

one of my favorite twitter cows Erininthemorning has been hiding his most male feature of all, making sure it is angled or cropped out of every single selfie. No, not his eyebrows or jaw or huge schnoz, but a giant Reddit logo tattoo
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sorry Erin, no female human being would ever get this tattoo. If you had a true and honest lady brain or soul or essence, it would have stopped you from even considering this poor life choice.
oh and because he's obsessed with lurking here-
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gross.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

My goodness me! That Lily Cade is a goddess, a gold star lesbian who moonlights at kink.com and an exceptional wordsmith. I'm in love.

This was from her last article "Dead Whores Tell No Lies"

Dead Whores Tell No Lies | LilyCade.com

archived 2 Nov 2021 16:44:03 UTC

archive.ph

Your daughters, your sisters, your women are taught that they have two choices, to be either a mincing TikTok FuckDoll or to declare some special snowflake naval gazing masturbating delusion of an “identity” and join the queers of the Internet. Your children are told that every person has a “gender identity” and that this supercedes the animal reality of the sexed body and the typical rhythms of life that our ancestors have experienced for millions of years, long before we were able to describe any of it in words. Your children have been used as cum rags for the sloppy seconds of Micheal Focoult (a pedophile) and Judith Butler (a priviliged mentally ill masturbator with no real life experience getting off on writing things that make no sense) before they’ve seen a dog take a bitch, a horse court a mare, or even two songbirds press their cloacas together for the four seconds of the strictly emotional aspect of their little songbird marriage. Five years old, sometimes, they start with the grooming! In Kindergarten! Where the fuck are the men? Where the fuck are these children’s fathers?

Take your meds, schizo. Seriously. There's recognising the insanity of troonery and then there's being insane and seething about it. Calm down lol.

 

[One87five0]

Apologies for the double post, but it's my day off. Someone up thread pointed out that r/phallo was nightmare fuel. I can personally attest to that fact because I shared this a couple months back.

Imagine doing this to your arm

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To end up with this between your legs

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As horrific as that was, it never could have prepared me for this.

Spoiler: NSFL

I can't picture a scenario where a sane person wouldn't involuntarily recoil upon seeing this.

If I put myself in the shoes of a mentally ill, self-loathing bull dagger, I can kinda, sorta understand the appeal of traditional phallo... if it doesn't rot off, you can eventually pee standing up and penetrate your partner. But wtf is the point of this? What is the point of retaining your vagina, but mutilating your abdomen for... this? Make it make sense.