DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Radical Goodspeed]

Ket is an employee of Burnell Enterprises. You don't make your employees pay company bills.

I am pretty sure that's how Phil approached the relationship, except he is too lazy to maintain the level of scumminess that importing a replacement Leanna implies.

So, he has a lemon wife like his lemon PC. She's there, but Phil won't do anything needed to make her do the bare minimum he bought her for.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Caught this in @Piece of Peace comment section.

It never really caught that myself before and someone here might have mentioned it before and I just missed it. But that is an interesting observation.

By own experience and the experiences of friends and whatnot. When you live with someone in a relationship it ''Our bills''.
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I still don't subscribe to the ''she has left'' theory, but more the roommate theory.

She's definitely there. She was heard in the bathroom behind the ahffice during the Shower Saga. Her voice has also been heard off-camera.

It's crazy that people constantly state how dishonest Phil is with what he says about his finances, but then the same people say "No way would he pay for all those bills himself! This means Kat isn't there!" Yeah, you're right, he wouldn't pay for all of that himself. That's why him and Kat clearly split everything like any other two-income household, but PP makes out like it's all on him so the whales will more than replace the lost income.

 

[Boom Boss]

Ket is an employee of Burnell Enterprises. You don't make your employees pay company bills.

I am pretty sure that's how Phil approached the relationship, except he is too lazy to maintain the level of scumminess that importing a replacement Leanna implies.

So, he has a lemon wife like his lemon PC. She's there, but Phil won't do anything needed to make her do the bare minimum he bought her for.

This may be unpopular, but I always liked Kat, and I wish she would stream again. She was always friendly. Better than watching Pigroach insult and ban everybody.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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Phil's mic died and he bailed.
Peak professional.

Calling it now, Phil’s mic breaks on his day off and he will need $1,000 for a new one

It's almost unbelievable that a faggot who streams for a living doesn't have any spare parts / replacements or makes it seem impossible to fix the problem. Usually he restarts the stream when it happens in the middle of a stream and it works again. Even I have two headphones in case one just randomly brakes or to just change it up. But it's Phil - he would need to take a day off to buy an emergency mic.

Sorry but Phil will beg for $1800. ($1500 mic + $300 gachadash money)

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I hope snowkarl comes back bros

He can fuck off for good and I am still in awe why this opportunistic findom cuck isn't banned from the DDM chat. It would be better for everyone. Phil's chat will die and Snowkarl has to be pegged by his Muslim wife. Like Phil, all he wants is attention and hurt himself.

A general point and reminder in regards to the Mexican grifter episode: Phil said that Youtube doesn't tell how much he gets in dallars. That's a lie. First, you can estimate how much you get by the color of the super chat and second, you can see it in your Youtube Studio dashboard and in your AdSense account. It obviously has to convert it to dallars when you are Phil and living in the USA. (I don't know how fast a single super chat would show up in your account.)

Imagine you are Phil - just for a second - you are lazy and dumb but as an addict you will "learn" where to look up how much money you'll get. I bet you he has it open all the time in a separate tab.

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[Grob420]

Yea his "wife" is basically a glorified roommate or as I call it a paid partnership. I don't really care how it makes me look but I so badly wanna see dsp get confronted in public just so we can see his internet tough guy facade melt away or better yet he tries to be a real tough guy and gets his shit rocked. Its just annoying when he looks into the camera and does the hard ass "no really fuck you no FUCK YOU" when in reality we know hes just a feeble little man that struggles to carry a gallon of milk from the car to the fridge. Long story short phil is the reason you give your kids the occasional smack or punishment and bring them back to reality when they act like entitled spoiled brats....end of tism

 

[actually]

Caught this in @Piece of Peace comment section.

It never really caught that myself before and someone here might have mentioned it before and I just missed it. But that is an interesting observation.

By own experience and the experiences of friends and whatnot. When you live with someone in a relationship it ''Our bills''.
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I still don't subscribe to the ''she has left'' theory, but more the roommate theory.

Phil's a massive narcissist as well, so it's not terribly surprising that he only thinks in terms of himself. I would argue (still funny) that Kat probably gets her own food when she's working and maybe pays for some of the household shit they buy and probably toys for Jasper.

Outside of that, maybe she's pissing her leftover money away on gacha too?

 

[Hogan of the South]

She's definitely there. She was heard in the bathroom behind the ahffice during the Shower Saga. Her voice has also been heard off-camera.

It's crazy that people constantly state how dishonest Phil is with what he says about his finances, but then the same people say "No way would he pay for all those bills himself! This means Kat isn't there!" Yeah, you're right, he wouldn't pay for all of that himself. That's why him and Kat clearly split everything like any other two-income household, but PP makes out like it's all on him so the whales will more than replace the lost income.

I think people are on edge with kitty kat being there Bc we all know she could fly at a moments notice. But ya no reason to leave just yet with these exceptional individuals pumping dsps pockets full of cum covered coins.

 

[garrybkk]

The poll should be how long it takes for Snowkarl to come back.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This may be unpopular, but I always liked Kat, and I wish she would stream again. She was always friendly. Better than watching Pigroach insult and ban everybody.

Well DSP streams is a VERY low bar to clear so that's not a huge achievement.

Phil's a massive narcissist as well, so it's not terribly surprising that he only thinks in terms of himself. I would argue (still funny) that Kat probably gets her own food when she's working and maybe pays for some of the household shit they buy and probably toys for Jasper.

Outside of that, maybe she's pissing her leftover money away on gacha too?

For sure a lot of this might arguably be Dave being a massive narcissist, and that is maybe even all this is.

But I would argue (yup you are right still funny) that for someone trying this hard to LARP as a matoor adult with a family he should go with the our bills line.

I'm 90% sure they have separate economies because of the room mate reality.

 

[MarilynMonster]

The sad part is with $200 he can buy groceries to last a month and I am over pricing it since he likes brand names. If he didn't eat out and just buy groceries he would be fine. Oh and his excuse about fresh fruit and vegetables, those can last a week and cost like $20 a week. Clearly his mom never told him how to cook or learned on his own that food doesn't expire as fast he thinks they do. Like the meat they threw out, they could make a soup to last days but of course he can't do that because he cant eat poor people food.

He cries about having no money but doesn't make any attempt to live like he is on a budget. Phil is a lost cause and I don't think he will ever be a proper streamer let alone a decent adult.

Dood, there is one single expense that if he cut out he would suddenly have $2k-$5k free and clear every month, he could over spend on food all he wanted and still be able to save thousands a month.

 

[actually]

The poll should be how long it takes for Snowkarl to come back.

Seems like a good one. Should be updated shortly.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

For the people thinking Kat has left, what would benefit would she get from that? She has a home, gaming room, unlimited doordash, she might pay the phone bill or something, she barely needs to think (something that might be a struggle for her). If Kat did leave (i.e. divorce) she would very likely not get any alimony. Kat may not be the brightest but even she realizes her position is very comfortable and there is no reason to leave.

And if she did leave Phil we would know about it, he isn't good at keeping his emotions in check and this would ruin him. He was a mess after Leanna left him, imagine if his 'soulmate' and beloved wife left.

 

[Corpun]

His bigger problems are that he never has the money set aside and doesn't want to pay that money to begin with. Even without a mobile gaming addiction sucking him dry, he's not about to save up for tax season because it pains him too much to acknowledge that he's not allowed to just give his responsibilities the finger constantly. Would not surprise me to one day learn that he has been behind on his mortgage payments for the Wakhando more than once because he didn't want to cut into his funds for other things. The only reason he pays it at all is because of how much we'll cheer at him losing his big boy place

A bigger problem for Phil is hw can't budget. Everything goes into temporary dopamine hits like Gacha games. He spend money like he will be dead tomorrow and this really shows when he hitches about super chats because he doesn't get them right away. Phil could cut a massive amount of his expenses, starting with setting out a budget and be in a far better financial situation.

A total list of things Phil could do to improve his supposed poverty(Not that he will. He thinks he will always have whales/his parents money when they die)

-Stop buying plastic utensils/paper plates. Not only is this wasteful but it is extremely expensive in the long run.
-Budget your gacha. I despise gacha and all similar retarded shit but he should really limit himself to a fixed amount he would have money to spend.
-Actually pay more than the minimum on actual bills, etc. Paying minimums is how they get you.
-Stop eating out. Dining out is expensive as shit, as is DoorDash and similar services. Learn to cook your own shit.

Of course I am a know nothing basement dweller who doesn't know mature adult things.

Despite the number of times it has been pointed out here (which he has read), his brain still can't comprehend that his honesty about how he prefers to live his life (in this case by making it known that he doesn't ever want to cook) fucks up his grift

Yeah, there are plenty of people in America who either learn to cook their own food and not blow hundreds yearly on expensive stuff. Shit I've worked with people who have lived on Ramen for their college years, nothing else.

The dumbass who gave Phil Taco Dollars last. Night dropped this shit.

Big ups to this paypig for getting 900 dollars in profit from this attention whoring. I am sure Phil will complain about him stealing tips or content or some shit. Maybe he will go on a racial tirade about Mexicans being thieves.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

One of the minor but funny things is that he blatantly says he's going out to eat on his day off, but is broke and needs money. He's said this for a long time but none of his piggies ever wonder about that. Gee, if I was broke.. I'd probably not be going out, regardless of it's with my wife or girlfriend or whoever. I'm sure they understand and can just eat at home.

This nuclear rant recently was an exact example of why DSP is a lolcow in my eyes. I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[drgnkiller]

the last I heard, @drgnkiller was running a project melody fan account, which got false dmca'd, but he made another one and seemed to be happy doing what he was doing

I also remember he had a gofundme or some kinda campaign to pay his bills, which is whatever

not sure what happened after that

Spoiler: power level wanrning

I got suspended on twitter for calling someone a faggot and never went back cause now my account is locked unless I link a phone number, so don't keep up with the twitter commentary anymore

I primarily do VTuber stuff these days.

Still keep up with the idiot though, outside of watching his boring ass streams.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

This may be unpopular, but I always liked Kat, and I wish she would stream again. She was always friendly. Better than watching Pigroach insult and ban everybody.

I have nothing against her. Phil could be married to someone with Downs Syndrome and it would be the same deal.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

For the people thinking Kat has left, what would benefit would she get from that? She has a home, gaming room, unlimited doordash, she might pay the phone bill or something, she barely needs to think (something that might be a struggle for her). If Kat did leave (i.e. divorce) she would very likely not get any alimony. Kat may not be the brightest but even she realizes her position is very comfortable and there is no reason to leave.

And if she did leave Phil we would know about it, he isn't good at keeping his emotions in check and this would ruin him. He was a mess after Leanna left him, imagine if his 'soulmate' and beloved wife left.

Also with her poor lifestyle let's be honest yeah, who would want her?
And as you pointed out, she has everything she wants and more. Not many lads can or would give her that, given how she looks and her exceptional bland boring lazy character.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Nor does it help that Phil doesn't plan this out very well either, he lives his life one emotional moment to the next.

DarksydeSoyboy

 

[Corpun]

I have nothing against her. Phil could be married to someone with Downs Syndrome and it would be the same deal.

He'd somehow be even more of a scumbag if he exploited his downie wife in that scenario.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

This may be unpopular, but I always liked Kat, and I wish she would stream again. She was always friendly. Better than watching Pigroach insult and ban everybody.

you could social engineer phil's retards to convince him into this.
tough luck, but there's a potential here.