Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[DocMorbis]

What does this Witness prove exactly?

I seriously doubt the Jury knows what she is saying.

 

[Leon Breitling]

Her voice is giving me a headache.

Which is astoundingly annoying because what she's saying is putting me the fuck to sleep, but the shrill sounds prevent it.

 

[Stoneheart]

Rosenbaum had bleach in his little bag, that means the chances to find DNA IF he used it in the last couple of hours is very low. that shit burns away all lose DNA and makes it hard to get DNA transfer onto the hands.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"If I would touch this TV and try to eat it like it was a sandwich?.."

 

[waffle]

Big boy is apparently sitting at the wrong counsel table, these are defense questions....

 

[NEETzsche]

"We saw a video of Huber touching the gun, but your DNA test didn't find it. What's going on?"

Is this the defense or the prosecution? What the fuck?

 

[Some JERK]

Yeah, I would definitely be pissed off if I were a juror on this case at this point. Why are they making them sit through this DNA shit when nobody claims that Rosenbaum actually touched the rifle and the other person who did grab the rifle is on video grabbing it?

 

[Stoneheart]

Big boy is apparently sitting at the wrong counsel table, these are defense questions....

He is only there for the free food...

 

[Celebrate Nite]

"We saw a video of Huber touching the gun, but your DNA test didn't find it. What's going on?"

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Is this the defense or the prosecution? What the fuck?

Prosecution

He's a THIC BOI!!!

 

[JohnDoe]

What does this Witness prove exactly?

I seriously doubt the Jury knows what she is saying.

"Sometimes when you touch stuff DNA gets left behind. Sometimes it doesn't. So DNA is useless for proving if someone has or has not touched something."

 

[mr.moon1488]

WTF? She didn't even take the swabs herself, and she doesn't know what a barrel guard is?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Rosenbaum had bleach in his little bag, that means the chances to find DNA IF he used it in the last couple of hours is very low. that shit burns away all lose DNA and makes it hard to get DNA transfer onto the hands.

The fact he had bleach is also telling of what he was up to that night since bleach bombs are a favorite of civil malcontents and can seriously fuck a person up.

 

[Meat Target]

What a trainwreck of an "expert" witness.

 

[Mukhrani]

"Sometimes when you touch stuff DNA gets left behind. Sometimes it doesn't. So DNA is useless for proving if someone has or has not touched something."

Literally just undermined their own witness who was boring people to death anyway. Wtf?

 

[Pizza Munch]

Her voice is giving me a headache.

Yeah I take back the soothing comment lmao

Uh oh they never tested the barrel

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

He is only there for the free food...

I'd be there for free Subway, who'd pass up an opportunity to eat fresh. Also, is pros just trying to muddy the waters further with this witness? SIDE NOTE, Would Jared be a Rosen Simp?

 

[mr.moon1488]

>the object

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The pedo manlet was telling people to shoot him? Where have I seen this before

 

[Hee]

God, bring back Gravy Train. much less droning.
Also Prosecution btfo'd in one image

 

[DocMorbis]

What genius at the DA thought this was a good witness.