Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 735 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,033 40.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 655 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.5%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 306 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,565
I recommend his UFO series too. Plus him and Bez are the highlights of Celebrity Gogglebox.
He had a column in the Daily Sport which consisted of him rating the size and consistency [or lack thereof] of various celebrity tits.

Obligatory video below. No tits just tunes:

 
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He had a column in the Daily Sport which consisted of him rating the size and consistency [or lack thereof] of various celebrity tits.

Obligatory video below. No tits just tunes:

He's also the only person named on the Channel 4 charter. This is because he's banned from appearing live on any shows because his mouth is that foul.

 
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Fatal fall damage wasn't introduced until GTA: San Andreas. Tommy and Claude had strong knees.
From what I remember from the PS2, if you max out the health from doing Ambulance missions and even max out respect from one of those girlfriends that boosts your health, you can basically fall after you use your parachute and not die from landing, although you get 1hp as a result. It makes falling faster with less risk.
 
ROFL, look at Ryder's bat! You had one job, Rockstar. Also, why is there the Green Sabre in the screenshot?

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I was surprised of hearing fact #3. A White man cannot swim, but a Black man can because "that's gangster." It bugged me how Vice City takes place in a beach setting, but you cannot swim.

I feel like I mentioned it before, but Rockstar used to use this excuse for everything. IIRC, they said in a magazine or online interview the reason you couldn't fly "real" planes in GTA III was something like "a criminal isn't a trained pilot" when it's very obvious they just couldn't be bothered to do it well in time. So when the Dodo controls became decent in Vice City, it wasn't "gangsta" to swim.

I get Vice City was made in like a year, maybe less, but it couldn't have been *that* difficult to implement a small swimming feature, could it? Especially since modders were able to do it.
 
I get Vice City was made in like a year, maybe less, but it couldn't have been *that* difficult to implement a small swimming feature, could it? Especially since modders were able to do it.
Keep in mind that Vice City was intended to be an expansion pack for III. Not everything would've made the cutting board for a variety of reasons. Vice City has a lot of content in it given its original vision and short development cycle.
 
Vice City also managed to shape up some concepts that III couldn't.

Funfact: inside GTA III's .exe file, there are some line of code mentioning bikes and helicopters handling.

Infact, the helicopter mod for GTA III works because it uses those cut lines. For the bikes, however, it's impossible because the code for it is mostly incomplete.
 
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