So this thread is for questions about Phillip? I have a question that has haunted me for a long time, and is probably my #1 Phil related inquiry:
That time Phil wanked it on stream, there didn't seem to be any kind of cleanup afterwards, to the point that for a little while after the event I questioned if that was what was really going on, since he never moved from his position on the couch, and you'd have to, right?
Unless did...did he just finish on the floor?
I understand there are a lot of bizarre means through which a man might deal with the aftermath of his business, but still in all my time online I've never even considered one so uncivilized as just straight up spraying batter on the carpet then going about one's day like it's nothing.
And if that's only the instance we saw, how often is he doing this? The fiend is probably
still doing it before streams for Christ's sake. Does he just have, like, a big fan shaped pattern of crust on his carpet in front of the chair he streams in? Does he steam clean it? Does he make Kat steam clean it? That sounds awfully degrading, making your sexually starved wife clean up after your barbaric pre-stream masturbation ritual.
It seems like an insane thing to even suggest, and I hope I'm wrong, but based upon the footage I simply don't see any other logistical possibility: Phil must actually sit there and jerk off on the floor. That's something someone out there does, and that's a fact we have to live with.
Lmao, nobody forgot anything. What are people supposed to do? Make the same redundant holier than thou comments every time they see me?
Yes, people should definitely consider doing that.