9/16/2021 - Court case gets a continuance

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GypsyBard said:
Okay so is anyone going to attend the hearing. I think we need some boots on ground because I don't think we will get a play-by-play from the local media as things move forward.
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Would the media pickup on it like last time? I assume Fox News, or their local affiliates would be the first on the scene. I'm surprised a group of people (weens) weren't outside the courthouse for the first arraignment and outside the jail with signs reading "Free Chris".
 
I been joking around that there could be a possibility
that Chris-chan's actions with Barbara
and being largely covered throughout US albeit temporarily and also all over social media.
that it somehow effected the polls for Virginia's governor elections.

I mean I wouldnt be suprised if they used Chris-chan's event as a minor campaign to say "hey guys... this.. this is the future if you vote blue"
kind of reminiscent of how Ben Shapiro used Chris-chan image before.


its an autistic thought
yet entertaining one.


...and one which led to Chris-chan never getting out of prison.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Interesting. I was under the impression that it was mandatory in every state. You learn something new every day. I'll leave my post up as punishment for being a tard on Chris-like levels.
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It's a common enough belief. In fact, the overwhelming majority of states don't have mandatory pro bono. At least according to the first Google hit, only nine do: Indiana, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Mississippi, Nevada, New Mexico and New York.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's a common enough belief. In fact, the overwhelming majority of states don't have mandatory pro bono. At least according to the first Google hit, only nine do: Indiana, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Maryland, Mississippi, Nevada, New Mexico and New York.
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Wow. So little? I guess I must have got it stuck in my brain thanks to Better Call Saul. Sweet mother of Christ, I am as retarded as Chris if my knowledge of the Pro Bono law is based on a TV Show.
 
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AnOminous said:
Interestingly they did get it right that New Mexico does, though.
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True, but now knowing VA does not have this Bar Rule I was stupid enough to assume was a rule, lends itself to the conundrum as to why Heilberg took this case. Does he have a genuine concern for a mental faculty-impaired manchild and is going pro bono on a case he can't win out of sympathy for the tard (and come on, this is a lawyer we're talking about, so no) or have we overlooked the possibility he's been hired by someone to defend Chris? In lieu of my assumption this was a pro bono docket, that means he specifically requested to defend Chris for reasons and possibly someone is paying for him to defend Chris, doesn't it?
 
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GypsyBard said:
Okay so is anyone going to attend the hearing. I think we need some boots on ground because I don't think we will get a play-by-play from the local media as things move forward.
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I'm thinking of taking off work and driving down with pen and paper to record as much as I can. What are the chances that it'll just be another continuance? Want to make sure it's worth the effort
 
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Respect Women said:
I'm thinking of taking off work and driving down with pen and paper to record as much as I can. What are the chances that it'll just be another continuance? Want to make sure it's worth the effort
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I'd say pretty good chance it's not a continuance. They will have had enough time to do a psych eval now.
 
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I'd say pretty good chance it's not a continuance. They will have had enough time to do a psych eval now.
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There are plenty of other reasons for continuances. The first few can practically be little more than "lmao just because." Just the idea they're working on a plea deal is enough. Have you watched many court cases? Chris has got three or four just on absolutely trivial misdemeanors. It's the way it goes.
 
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AnOminous said:
There are plenty of other reasons for continuances. The first few can practically be little more than "lmao just because." Just the idea they're working on a plea deal is enough.
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Well I'm not going to do it, and you're not going to do it. I'd be interested in a report though so I was trying to convince him to do it, just in case.
 
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Respect Women said:
I'm thinking of taking off work and driving down with pen and paper to record as much as I can. What are the chances that it'll just be another continuance? Want to make sure it's worth the effort
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it depends on what's happened behind the scenes, to be honest with you.

have they completed a psych eval? is chris well and healthy? is the prosecution considering a plea deal? has chris' lawyer done all his prep? is the court booked for the next 19,999,999 years? ETC.

I would bet if there's a plea deal in the works though, it's already done and decided. I doubt Chris would take such a deal- he at this point likely believes his divine powers are enough to sway the jury.
 
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I hope this next trial is not a continuance. Or we get some real meat concerning Chris’s mental state. Admittedly, I don’t know too much about the Jurisdictional system but I still don’t care.

The letters are kinda nice, but they’re too peppered with biblical role play and padded words repeating the idea over and over.
 
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My pet theory is that the judge or some other friend asked him as a favour to makr sure this trial can't bite them back later.

Or that he volunteered for it, either out of misplaced goodwill or for clout and is now regretting it.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I hope this next trial is not a continuance. Or we get some real meat concerning Chris’s mental state. Admittedly, I don’t know too much about the Jurisdictional system but I still don’t care.

The letters are kinda nice, but they’re too peppered with biblical role play and padded words repeating the idea over and over.
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It's not a trial, there will not be a trial. It's just a court function where bureaucratic stuff happens. Trials are where the jury (or judge in the case of a bench trial) hears evidence and a verdict is reached. Everything before that is just procedure.

If you've ever done jury duty and actually made it through the selection process, the part after THAT is the trial. There were probably 4-6 court sessions before that while they tried to sus out the nature of that trial, ending in continuances. Trials are rare and speedy trials even rarer, because rushing to trial, even though it's your right as the accused, it almost always against your own best interests. If a defendant speeds the trial up it's either because they're a retard who won't listen to their attorney, or because their case is so strong that the prosecution will blink and drop the charges instead (think of it as going "all in" on a poker game, only you can almost never bluff in a trial since you're required to show all your cards in discovery)
 
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spinch said:
it depends on what's happened behind the scenes, to be honest with you.

have they completed a psych eval? is chris well and healthy? is the prosecution considering a plea deal? has chris' lawyer done all his prep? is the court booked for the next 19,999,999 years? ETC.

I would bet if there's a plea deal in the works though, it's already done and decided. I doubt Chris would take such a deal- he at this point likely believes his divine powers are enough to sway the jury.
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The lawyer was selected by the court, the plea deal is solely just about trying to come up with a plan about what to do with chris. There will be a plea deal though, would be pretty weird if there wasn't. The court and prosecution can pretty much decide what the deal is though, so who even cares it's just for skipping the trial and presenting evidence and the end result is same as if there wasn't a plea deal just with a longer route - the penalty being whatever it is that is their plan for dealing with Chris once and for all.

Without the more serious charges it's really not that complicated if Chris already said he did it anyway for the lawyer ethically to accept just whatever they can can come up with the prosecution and have judge accept it. If it's just adult incest it's not much of anything but it's not like they actually want to see Chris again in a week. Whats worse for them they're seen morally responsible for whatever comes next regardless of how correct the action they take is morally and legally and Chris will f it up somehow more anyway.

So anyway, 2-3 continuances more?

Male Idiot said:
My pet theory is that the judge or some other friend asked him as a favour to makr sure this trial can't bite them back later.

Or that he volunteered for it, either out of misplaced goodwill or for clout and is now regretting it.
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The lawyer, judge and prosecutor most certainly know each other.
 
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longlurk new accunt said:
So anyway, 2-3 continuances more?



The lawyer, judge and prosecutor most certainly know each other.
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At this stage Chris is the only one stopping everyone from moving on. Despite needing his fans to know the merge actually happened and he's a superhero ironing out the last few details in the astral realm, Chris seems to be coming to terms with his incarceration.

While I'd love to see him have his day in court and accuse the whole system of being out of order, I'm guessing after one more continuance he'll get the sneaky idea during meditations to accept whatever deal the jerks offer because cartoon characters are about to bust him out and give him his rightful crown.

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Artist's interpretation of Our Hero deep in meditation
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I hope this next trial is not a continuance. Or we get some real meat concerning Chris’s mental state. Admittedly, I don’t know too much about the Jurisdictional system but I still don’t care.

The letters are kinda nice, but they’re too peppered with biblical role play and padded words repeating the idea over and over.
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Same here. I really want to know if Chris went in for basic crazy tests and passed them with flying colors and hearing the excuse his fancy Hebrew lawyer comes up with. I would imagine at this point in time, getting any kind of plea deal would be the top priority, unless Chris is fighting him over it. Which I really hope is the case.
 
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