The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

and penny just went "Whoops, i'm a ditz, oh well". So I think they knew they were in the wrong as they really didn't fight it.

Had to look this up. It’s just as amusing as it sounds.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...etreb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-7880381

 

[Meiwaku]

Kevin being unable to keep a secret. IS THIS THE NEXT ARC???
TENACIOUS SUITES???

Link n Archive

Tranch Now Has A TIK TOK RUN BY PENNY!
If anyone can tell me how to rip tiktoks ill post it.

Posting some shiny new pennys. Note that Sky and Bonnie are interacting in comments so it seems fine?

link n Archive


Troon Chow time for the food spergs, also Penny has an inhaler???

link

 

[stupid frog]

Tranch Now Has A TIK TOK RUN BY PENNY!
If anyone can tell me how to rip tiktoks ill post it.

@NoReturn

 

[Meiwaku]

I can only get them as MP4's and can't insert them but... Here's some documented animal neglect from their very own tiktok. Those bottom teeth are insane and keeping the animal from eating!!!!

link to full video no surprise that Alpaca has a visible spine

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Thread’s been moving real slow lately, probably because everyone is watching the Alyssa show. Allow me to try to change that with a surprisingly large update post.

Starting with the Tranch itself, they fucked around with crystals today. [A]

I’m not sure how farming or alpaca farming works, are they supposed to do this? Is this normal? [A]

I did not archive these tweets because they aren’t worth it, but I decided to share these pics of the alpacas in a barn. Literally I have never seen them in a barn, they’re always outside (then again, I only started keeping up with them in the summer).


Speaking of Penny, he posted quite a bit. For example, here’s a selfie. I will issue no comment on it, barring a statement that he needs some chapstick NOW NOW NOW. [A]

Penny makes a Halloween announcement to his fellow witches to stop fuckin’ consoomin! [A]

We need some wholesomeness here, so have some pics of their doggy. [A]

A few videos [1], [2], [3]




Performative indigenous peoples sperging [A]

Remember how Penny said to stop consooming when it comes to witchcraft? Well, someone forgot, and it was Penny himself, of course. [A]

More dog pics from several tranchers [A]

Another horrifying selfie [A]

I love how he has the inhaler practically under his plate. [A]

Cat [A]


Sky posted a couple times too, but unfortunately he wasn’t denigrating Bonnie. It was more cooking pics. [A]

I would have a hard time getting up too if I were in his shoes. [A]


And finally, we got Josie (idk his deadname and quite frankly I don’t give a fuck, he’s Josie to me) out here… espousing the level of delusion and cope that he and his co-inhabitants must maintain on a daily basis. [A]

And another pic from an irrelevant tweet because we needed another barren landscape photo:

For the unaware: FFI stands for “federal firearms license”, which would grant the Tranch ability to legally to engage in business involving guns. Tranchers, please do not do this. [A]

An integral aspect of being queer involves opposition to the status quo. [A]

We probably have at least one weirdo that would be able to sperg about motorbikes, I’ll share this tweet too. [A]

And finally, he showed off progress on a compost area. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

I got ninja’d in the writing of this post so you’re getting some of it again.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Thread’s been moving real slow lately, probably because everyone is watching the Alyssa show. Allow me to try to change that with a surprisingly large update post.

Starting with the Tranch itself, they fucked around with crystals today. [A]
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I’m not sure how farming or alpaca farming works, are they supposed to do this? Is this normal? [A]
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I did not archive these tweets because they aren’t worth it, but I decided to share these pics of the alpacas in a barn. Literally I have never seen them in a barn, they’re always outside (then again, I only started keeping up with them in the summer).
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Speaking of Penny, he posted quite a bit. For example, here’s a selfie. I will issue no comment on it, barring a statement that he needs some chapstick NOW NOW NOW. [A]
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Penny makes a Halloween announcement to his fellow witches to stop fuckin’ consoomin! [A]
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We need some wholesomeness here, so have some pics of their doggy. [A]
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A few videos [1], [2], [3]
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Performative indigenous peoples sperging [A]
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Remember how Penny said to stop consooming when it comes to witchcraft? Well, someone forgot, and it was Penny himself, of course. [A]
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More dog pics from several tranchers [A]
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Another horrifying selfie [A]
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I love how he has the inhaler practically under his plate. [A]
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Cat [A]
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Sky posted a couple times too, but unfortunately he wasn’t denigrating Bonnie. It was more cooking pics. [A]
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I would have a hard time getting up too if I were in his shoes. [A]
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And finally, we got Josie (idk his deadname and quite frankly I don’t give a fuck, he’s Josie to me) out here… espousing the level of delusion and cope that he and his co-inhabitants must maintain on a daily basis. [A]
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And another pic from an irrelevant tweet because we needed another barren landscape photo:
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For the unaware: FFI stands for “federal firearms license”, which would grant the Tranch ability to legally to engage in business involving guns. Tranchers, please do not do this. [A]
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An integral aspect of being queer involves opposition to the status quo. [A]
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We probably have at least one weirdo that would be able to sperg about motorbikes, I’ll share this tweet too. [A]
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And finally, he showed off progress on a compost area. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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I got ninja’d in the writing of this post so you’re getting some of it again.

Oh please, please, please get a FFL! I'm sure the ATF agent that comes by every year to check your log book won't have any problem with what he sees at the Tranch. This isn't 1998 guys, getting an FFL that's located where you live isn't easy anymore.

 

[AprilRains]

Oh please, please, please get a FFL! I'm sure the ATF agent that comes by every year to check your log book won't have any problem with what he sees at the Tranch. This isn't 1998 guys, getting an FFL that's located where you live isn't easy anymore.

If you think they're going to get in trouble for having firearms while openly consuming pot, wait until you see what happens when they apply for an FFL.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

If you think they're going to get in trouble for having firearms while openly consuming pot, wait until you see what happens when they apply for an FFL.

Not just smoking pot while owning guns, they'd be growing weed where they'd be selling guns. Holy fuck, I wish I could be there when they get inspected. They'd also have to declare the Tranch to be an actual business since table-top FFLs really aren't a thing anymore. Would that fuck up their non-profit status? Would they go for your normie 01 FFL or go balls to the wall and try to get a 07 FFL with a SOT? They already have a 3D printer. Get some simple machine tools and they could start manufacturing simple blowback submachine guns.

 

[AprilRains]

Would they go for your normie 01 FFL or go balls to the wall and try to get a 07 FFL with a SOT? They already have a 3D printer. Get some simple machine tools and they could start manufacturing simple blowback submachine guns.

The fees for that would ruin them. They can't even afford basic ranch stuff.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The fees for that would ruin them. They can't even afford basic ranch stuff.

I can see the the GFM page now, "We need $10,000 a year so we can manufacture machine guns to protect the Tranch!" Do you still need to register with the State Dept when you get your 07?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

If anyone can tell me how to rip tiktoks ill post it.

I’m retarded and this might not be the answer you’re looking for, but you can go to the three dots and save the video to your device when you use the app. at the cost of giving the video more engagement It doesn’t save the caption or the date unfortunately.

He has 13 videos posted, and I am not dealing with the site struggling on mobile to upload all of them, so here’s the somewhat interesting shit.

Spoiler: TikToks

Video of them washing the crystals or whatever the fuck they were doing today:

The one that @Meiwaku posted a screenshot from:

Video from when they got the tarp on the barn (according to the caption), from 4 days ago.

Kind of a tour of the outside, I guess:

And I honestly just included this one because Penny talking in the beginning made me laugh. Someone make a meme using this.

Spoiler: Turbo Tism

The account is actually Penny’s personal account (Kevin has an account as well, but it is actually dead). Penny barely has any followers and hardly gets views (likes are even more scarce, and he has no comments on any of his videos). Based on the fact that the first video posted was from April, and the second from May, followed by 3 posted in mid-October, and 8 within the past 5 days, I’d say that he’s trying to establish a presence on TikTok all of a sudden. Maybe to help pull in more grift money for the winter?

From their perspective, it actually isn’t a terrible idea. TikTok is the most popular social media platform (or very close to it) at the moment. They could draw in many more naive zoomers with their farming and troon rescue premise, leading to more donations. I shudder at the thought of them blowing up on Tiktok (in a good way, where everyone supports them, not calls them out for animal abuse).

That being said I’m going to go full tard and explain why fortunately for us, that will not happen. If Penny is trying to get the TRANCH ITSELF popular, then he needs to be posting the kinds of videos he is on an official Tenacious Unicorn Ranch account, not his personal. If he’s trying to get his own following, it wouldn’t hurt to switch it up and post more than just ranching activities.

If he wants his videos to get popular, he needs to follow the current TikTok trends. You know, like with the trending filters and effects, hashtags, popular music, etc. and not just repost the Twitter videos with random music. He was doing ok with some of the sounds he chose for a few of the videos, I was surprised. There’s obviously more involved, but that’s the basics.

Edit: WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHOWING UP AS ATTACHMENTS

 

[Meiwaku]

The crystal washing video (which penny decided to put Skrillex music to I have no idea why) features the only woman on the Tranch aka the black ftm and I don't recognize the other person.

Here's some highlights:

Some absolute units passing a blunt. I think far right is Sky and far left is Daisy. I forget the names of the other ones tho.

 

[NoReturn]

@NoReturn

I have said that the unbroken monotony of the rolling plain was a source of vague horror to me; but I think my horror was greater when I gained the summit of the mound and looked down the other side into an immeasurable pit or canyon, whose black recesses the moon had not yet soared high enough to illumine. I felt myself on the edge of the world; peering over the rim into a fathomless chaos of eternal night. Through my terror ran curious reminiscences of Paradise Lost, and of Satan’s hideous climb through the unfashioned realms of darkness.​

@Humbert Humbert seems to have grabbed the tiktoks already, but check this out.
First, no comments to be found on any of them, and the highest engagement is on the one with Mocha.

Second, by checking #tenaciousunicornranch, look who I found:

 

[Miss Misery]

Performative indigenous peoples sperging [A]

Yeah, I think most of us would rather see the feds keep public BLM/NFS/NPS land and have all the performative SJW types give up their privately held lands instead.

And finally, he showed off progress on a compost area. [A]

Alpaca manure doesn't have to be composted. It can be used directly. This is a waste of time and resources.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

The crystal washing video (which penny decided to put Skrillex music to I have no idea why) features the only woman on the Tranch aka the black ftm and I don't recognize the other person.

I forgot that the tranch had a token black person living on it tbh

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Yeah, I think most of us would rather see the feds keep public BLM/NFS/NPS land and have all the performative SJW types give up their privately held lands instead.

The way woke wypipo see Natives is super fucking racist.

What, you tell me they're not all super spiritual tree huggers with an intuitive understanding of how to manage their ancestral land?

And you also tell me that most of them are basically rural whiskey tangos with a tan who want what everyone else of that socioeconomic class wants: jobs, a truck that runs, a .308 to blast feral hogs, and a sixer of beer on Friday night?

SHOCKER. \IIiI

 

[Miss Misery]

The way woke wypipo see Natives is super fucking racist.

What, you tell me they're not all super spiritual tree huggers with an intuitive understanding of how to manage their ancestral land?

And you also tell me that most of them are basically rural whiskey tangos with a tan who want what everyone else of that socioeconomic class wants: jobs, a truck that runs, a .308 to blast feral hogs, and a sixer of beer on Friday night?

SHOCKER. \IIiI

It better be some high ABV craft brew tho...

 

[lamp shade]

So Jarrod just shoveled a bunch of alpaca shit right up to the back of his trailer? Why? Trying to lure in Michael/Jen?

I always lol at Phil’s pics. That sad Mohawk to hide the receding hairline, the long face, the dead eyes. Just rough.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It better be some high ABV craft brew tho...

It's the LAW!

 

[mr.moon1488]

Thread’s been moving real slow lately, probably because everyone is watching the Alyssa show. Allow me to try to change that with a surprisingly large update post.

Starting with the Tranch itself, they fucked around with crystals today. [A]
View attachment 2692282
I’m not sure how farming or alpaca farming works, are they supposed to do this? Is this normal? [A]
View attachment 2692279
I did not archive these tweets because they aren’t worth it, but I decided to share these pics of the alpacas in a barn. Literally I have never seen them in a barn, they’re always outside (then again, I only started keeping up with them in the summer).
View attachment 2692275View attachment 2692277

Speaking of Penny, he posted quite a bit. For example, here’s a selfie. I will issue no comment on it, barring a statement that he needs some chapstick NOW NOW NOW. [A]
View attachment 2692271
Penny makes a Halloween announcement to his fellow witches to stop fuckin’ consoomin! [A]
View attachment 2692291
We need some wholesomeness here, so have some pics of their doggy. [A]
View attachment 2692289
A few videos [1], [2], [3]
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View attachment 2692297
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Performative indigenous peoples sperging [A]
View attachment 2692301
Remember how Penny said to stop consooming when it comes to witchcraft? Well, someone forgot, and it was Penny himself, of course. [A]
View attachment 2692299
More dog pics from several tranchers [A]
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Another horrifying selfie [A]
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I love how he has the inhaler practically under his plate. [A]
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Cat [A]
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Sky posted a couple times too, but unfortunately he wasn’t denigrating Bonnie. It was more cooking pics. [A]
View attachment 2692321
I would have a hard time getting up too if I were in his shoes. [A]
View attachment 2692323

And finally, we got Josie (idk his deadname and quite frankly I don’t give a fuck, he’s Josie to me) out here… espousing the level of delusion and cope that he and his co-inhabitants must maintain on a daily basis. [A]
View attachment 2692327
And another pic from an irrelevant tweet because we needed another barren landscape photo:
View attachment 2692329
For the unaware: FFI stands for “federal firearms license”, which would grant the Tranch ability to legally to engage in business involving guns. Tranchers, please do not do this. [A]
View attachment 2692325
An integral aspect of being queer involves opposition to the status quo. [A]
View attachment 2692330
We probably have at least one weirdo that would be able to sperg about motorbikes, I’ll share this tweet too. [A]
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And finally, he showed off progress on a compost area. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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I got ninja’d in the writing of this post so you’re getting some of it again.

The first cap makes me think the tranch would be a perfect fit for tommy tooter.