Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[talk talk talk]

Smelly keeps boasting about her "other lawsuits" but they are as elusive as shithole. Kinda feeling like @BabyYoda here.

 

[Spergichu]

You once punched a girl in the face

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Local woman makes public spectacle of herself, gets angry when records of public spectacle are requested.

You dumb fuck, yes there is.



Revelations makes it clear that adding bullshit to the Word is one of those Big 'Uns that God really does not like.

You expect her to read scripture? She can barely read our posts here.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Don't worry, I will give you a better backstory. It might come tomorrow but it will be worth it

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ohh are you getting a backstory too? Ok so thats you and @Spergichu on my list of backstories to do


So let me check off the people I have done with backstories

@Burmese Rice Farmer is Melinda, @Illuminati Order Official is Melinda's first born. Dang its going to be hard assigning these. @RodgerDodger are you the one she thinks is rekieta or is that @talk talk talk

Talk talk talk. She simply thinks im evil. Aparently I ask too many awkward inconvenient questions. And point out that government agencies dont work the way she shrieks they do.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is actually true about me. We went with a friend for a quick beer after work and we started discussing something and got into the conversation so deep we just still talking, totally forgetting about the bill.
But we came back the next day, apologized and paid for our drink and snacks and added generous tip for such small order.

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You think this site is so cool the operator would want to lick someone based on the sole fact they post here?

I was in a tabletop group that once chased after two dine and diver ditched, three of the guys dragged one of them back and gave the identity of the other to the police.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Talk talk talk. She simply thinks im evil. Aparently I ask too many awkward inconvenient questions. And point out that government agencies dont work the way she shrieks they do.

Oh are you the one she thinks is Hardin?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Oh are you the one she thinks is Hardin?

No I dont think so. I think thats Useful Mistake.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No I dont think so. I think thats Useful Mistake.

Ok so thats @Spergichu, @RodgerDodger, @talk talk talk, and @Useful_Mistake who are getting back stories

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I was in a tabletop group that once chased after two dine and diver ditched, three of the guys dragged one of them back and gave the identity of the other to the police.

It wasn't our intention to steal the beer and snacks, we weren't sneaky about it or anything. I think the waitress forgot too, she was cool about it when we came back.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@RodgerDodger You are a very old man my friend. Born July 3rd, 1940 in Tampa Florida you did well in your academic life and got into Duke University (congrats). And from Duke University, you were able to get into the University of Virginia law school and got a job right out of school as a law clerk for Judge Clemont Haynsworth of the United States Fourth Court of Appeals. You finally had your big shot when President Carter nominated you for a seat on the United States District Court of Western Virginia but unfortunately you weren't processed before Carter lost and Reagan didn't nominate you.
You would have to wait another 15 years before another Democrat President nominated you to the seat. Your big break came from President Clinton himself who nominated you to the United States District Court of Western Virginia filling in for James Harry Michael Jr. who had accepted senior status. You were also Chief Judge from 2004 through 2010. As your career started coming to an end, you started getting the same client filing in your court. She was persistent but always failing to state a claim of action. At first, you were kind as you believed she was acting in good faith. However, the years kept coming and more of her filings just became crazier and frivolous. With each dismissal came the same case with some different wordings that you just became tired with reading and dismissing over and over with. You finally decide that you are going to take senior status to enjoy your later years in life. But before you do, you make sure this woman loses one last time. As you take your senior status and enjoy a well earned retirement, you decide to slap on a bond for this woman to appeal. The defendant puts forth a motion to collect attorney fees that is well thought out and based in case law. The plantiff scribbles something together that makes no sense and you eagerly grant the motion for attorney fees. The counselor for the defendant names a debt collector to work on behalf of his client and asks for a writ to collect fees with a sheriff escort. You grant this motion and his later filings to label her a vexatious litigant, requiring her to hire counsel in order to bring any more motions in federal or state courts. You retire back to the beaches in your native Florida while checking the news every now and again. You notice that there was a suicide by cop story that happened in your district that catches your eye. As you start to read, you realize it was the crazy plantiff that wouldn't stop filing frivolous lawsuits in your court. After seeing that her kids were taken into foster care and her boyfriend died of an overdose of meth, you take a sip of whiskey on the beach. You are relieved that your replacement will not have to deal with this crazy lady wasting their time and can learn from actual cases brought forth to them and enjoy the rest of your days in peace.

 

[SargonF00t]

@TamarYaelBatYah wrote " I know the man who personally trained Marshall to fight. I'm not exaggerating to say that Marshall could kill an armed man with his bare hands. Because the training he got was private and was just that good. The man who trained him was looking for a younger man to pass his secrets onto. He saw Marshall's potential and invested in him."

@TamarYaelBatYah Was the man who trained Marshall to fight, Dragon Todd Weeks?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@Spergichu You lived a decent life so far. Growing up in life, school never really was calling to you but you enjoyed protecting people in school from bullies. As you were finishing up with school, a career day fair gave you the idea to become a law enforcement agent. You decided to answer the call and attend the police academy. You do well, finishing pretty high in your class and have your choice of anywhere to go. Most Major cities in Virginia are trying to recruit you to join their force but you decide you want to be a big fish in a small pond where not much happens. You take a job on the force in Wise County as a sheriff, working your way up the force through good work. No complaints come to you during your years on the force until one day, you have a bad feeling. You can't explain why, but you feel a dark cloud has descended upon your community. Then the reason for this bad feeling comes. It begins innocently enough, with a call about domestic disturbances at a house. When you go to break up the domestic disturbance, you see a disgusting site. Children clearly in a bad situation and probably beaten, with a woman and man who look like stereotypes of rednecks would be offended by their portrayal of rednecks. You break it up but the incident starts getting complaints sent to your office about how you handled the case. You are worried this might get on your record but your boss assures you that forms filled out with crayon do not do much to damage your reputation. The FBI begins contacting you about a woman claiming the internet is stalking her and trying to get information on her to see if they should be looking into this woman as a danger to society and put on a list. You feel bad as she looks to have made some terrible decisions in her life and just tell them not to worry. She is loud and crazy but appears harmless. Your day now becomes dealing with this woman, whether it be all the complaints about people annoying her or neighbors of hers calling to complain. She keeps moving around the county, finding new home after new home. CPS has you escort them on a few house visits to do well being checks but the poor kids never seem to be able to leave and go into better situations. Eventually you find out that she has moved her kids in with a convicted domestic abuser who is a well known meth cook. Now your worry for the kids is even greater. You decide to try and help CPS get the kids out of there. But she seems to be sue happy, so you can't be too open about your help to get the kids to a better place. Then, as if a blessing from YHWH himself, you get an order to escort a debt collector to their house. The debt collector is to seize their property to repay attorney fees. You and a few other sheriffs go to the house. You serve the warrant and move the lady aside, as she falsely screams that there is no authority to be there. The court order is secure and she has no right to stop you. While there, you discuss with the other sheriffs how much probable cause they have to arrest the man passed out on the floor. He obviously has overdosed or smoked the wrong meth but you just want to get out and leave that case for when the kids aren't around. You keep an eye on the woman who is still acting crazy and dangerous. As the kids start crying when the debt collector takes their toys away, you see the woman open a cabinet and pull out a weapon. You draw your weapon, like you were trained to all those years back at the academy. You pull the trigger and fire along with the other sheriffs as the woman hits the floor, lifeless.
The ambulances arrive and inform you that both the man and woman are dead. The man had died hours before and the woman had probably died before the body hit the floor. Your boss informs you that you are the most senior sheriff on the scene and will be taking control of the situation. You round up the kids and place them in the car. You comfort them and let them know they will be going to a better situation and living in a home where people love them and won't physically, emotionally, or mentally scar them. The eldest decides he doesn't want to go. He looks somewhere between 16 and 18. You decide not to make a big deal and let him say good bye to his younger siblings before driving off. When you get back to the station, the CPS agents are waiting for you and start talking with you about the case. You spend the next few months relieved that your job will become less stressful.
One day, a CPS worker who was on the case sends you an email and wants to meet for coffee. When you get there, you catch up with a few daily tasks before she pulls out a folder. Its the case on the 5 kids they took in from that day. She starts going over everything they had to deal with throughout their lives. They also were able to interview the sixth kid who left to get a better picture. As the story keeps unfolding, you start to feel sick to your stomach. There was so much more you could do, so much more to help these kids. But you didn't. Was it because the law prevented you from saving those kids or were you afraid of being swept up in a frivolous lawsuit? The CPS agent tries to assure you that you went above and beyond what you needed to do in this case but you are still haunted by what you allowed those kids to do. As you sleep that night, the thought of killing someone doesn't haunt you, but not doing enough to save those kids does

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

So you either converted or your larping got it.

 

[Baby Yoda]

@TamarYaelBatYah It's bedtime. Did you remember to tuck shithole into bed?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Do you realize how damning of evidence that letter is to the Clerks and Judges of that court?
Proves I asked for an appeal and proves they tried to charge for it.

Melinda thinks rules shouldn't apply to her for some reason. Newsflash, whore, they do.

No I dont think so. I think thats Useful Mistake.

Yes, she thinks I am Hardin. Her logic is pretty much "he knows law, disagrees with me and largely agrees with Hardin therefore he is Hardin himself".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Melinda thinks rules shouldn't apply to her for some reason. Newsflash, whore, they do.

Yes, she thinks I am Hardin. Her logic is pretty much "he knows law, disagrees with me and largely agrees with Hardin therefore he is Hardin himself".

I know quite a bit about space and astrophysics, does that make me Steven Hawking?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I know quite a bit about space and astrophysics, does that make me Steven Hawking?

Can't be. You're alive after all

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Can't be. You're alive after all

How do you know Hawking is dead if he's posting right now? Did you see the corpse?

 

[pearlslam]

My lawsuits outside of Kiwi Farms are none of your business

Public record. You know this. And in particular, this is a record that doesn't paint a very good look for you, so you want it to go poof.

No such thing listed in Torah. Wrong again, Christian lady

Citation needed. At least the person you quoted came with reciepts.