11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.

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Cause of the wreck?

  • The other driver.

    Votes: 18 1.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence.

    Votes: 100 10.7%

  • Ralph was reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 270 28.9%

  • Ralph was under the influence AND reading KF on his phone.

    Votes: 524 56.1%

  • Driving with hooves is hard.

    Votes: 169 18.1%

  • Ralph was letting the gunt drive.

    Votes: 204 21.8%

  • Lost control while sharting.

    Votes: 287 30.7%
  • Total voters
    934
  • Poll closed .
SargonF00t said:
If Ralph hasn't come out and said that he was not at fault for the accident, then can we assume he was to blame for it?

I wonder how much money he will lose, even if he has insurance.
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He hasn’t said shit about the other driver. Let’s hope they are still alive.

Oh he’d be yelling and hollering about that damn dirty alog idiot driver if it wasn’t his fault and also demand to go to the hospital so he could claim injuries.

I’d bet he only has liability insurance, unless he was still paying off superchat mobile.

He won’t be getting any replacement car and will get sued, well his insurance company will be. He won’t be able to afford insurance after this. I’m sure it was expensive already given his past DUIs.

WTG Ralph. You just can’t stop winning.
 
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I bet he's disappointed that the force of the crash didn't rip his giant moldy gunt off the rest of his body.

Is this dude in the midst of a self-immolation or something? A third Vegas trip within a week of the last, where he gets slammed with contempt of court. A heart-attack that sends him to the ER, then he totals his car, reading Kiwifarms while hes driving. I'm left wondering what's going to top this all off?
 
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Snappy Jappy said:
I bet he's disappointed that the force of the crash didn't rip his giant moldy gunt off the rest of his body.

Is this dude in the midst of a self-immolation or something? A third Vegas trip within a week of the last, where he gets slammed with contempt of court. A heart-attack that sends him to the ER, then he totals his car, reading Kiwifarms while hes driving. I'm left wondering what's going to top this all off?
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Definitely in the midst of burning himself down as his search history would suggest. However this tweet makes me legitimately wonder how much of Nora's stuff he is hanging on to. it' pretty wierd he wouldn't either just return the book or throw it out. It obviously meant soething to him but he felt he couldn't keep it in the house.
 
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Ralph will undoubtedly claim that the other driver is a Kiwi/troll/Jew/some other group his idiot viewer base doesn’t like.

So how about it? Which of you faggots totaled the Ralphamale’s ride? Now he’s gotta use Pantsu full time.
 
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Not Even Twice said:
Plenty of people have been saying that it was only a matter of time before Ralph's driving under the influence and/or on the phone will cause him to harm someone - hopefully only himself.

What are the odds that this dumbass was high, drunk, on the phone or all of the above? I hope the people in the other car are fine.
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There was less than five hours between his last tweet at 2:45 am and his “up early” tweet at 7:30 am. Maybe he passed out for an hour or two before hitting the road.

Given his schedule the last 24 hours I don’t think the coke shit was a joke. He was twitchy as fuck on the KS and fat guys like Ralph don’t have the natural stamina and energy for this. Then again his recent schedule resulted in a near heart attack and car crash so that’s what you would expect from a Ralphmale trying to pull off a Vegas to Richmond to MD type schedule while high.
 
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He was busy reading the KF chat I bet.
"Fawkin' aylawgs sayin' muh mama died of shame it's nawt true as a matter of fact it was probably YOU who killed muh mama you fawkin' anime profile motherf-

Doesn't he have a history of dangerous driving? Iirc multiple speeding tickets at least.
 
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
Ralph was texting and driving again wasn't he?
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He was reading the Farms and chimping out hard.
Haru Okumura said:
A week or so ago, Ethan showed clips of Jacob Wohl's pedophile sting show (a la To Catch a Predator) that is filmed in DC. He said that he'd reached an agreement with Wohl to help conduct one of the stings, to be filmed and included in the show.
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Why would you have a sex predator show with Ethan Ralph where he wasn't the star?
Not Even Twice said:
Plenty of people have been saying that it was only a matter of time before Ralph's driving under the influence and/or on the phone will cause him to harm someone - hopefully only himself.

What are the odds that this dumbass was high, drunk, on the phone or all of the above? I hope the people in the other car are fine.
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He'd be in jail if he was drunk, in all likelihood. More likely he was just impaired from being hungover and/or on the phone.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Is the other driver OK? He was clearly t boned.
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No surprise Ralph doesn’t say a peep about the other driver. Ralph’s ok and that’s all that matters.

Good to see he didn’t miss a beat. He was already chimping out declaring he was going to have a newer better car and that some Virginia Nissan dealership loves Ralphamale. No t-bone will dent the Gunt’s empty braggadocio.
 
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Think this is the RTC Ralph was involved in, only other today in Maryland was in Baltimore city and it didn't suit the pictures taken by the Gunt.

Edit: I was wrong.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
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Think this is the RTC Ralph was involved in, only other today in Maryland was in Baltimore city and it didn't suit the pictures taken by the Gunt.
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Harford County (Espcially Churchville) is less than 30 Minutes from Delaware. Thats a long ways away from PG country, let alone Richmond. Maybe he was desparate and hit up AC?
 
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