Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Mr. Faget]

I'm very much against domestic violence, but I can see how living with someone like Mel would make that a difficult philosophy to uphold.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Baaahaha. I can see how that's going to go:

KF TROLL: "UH, hi. I'm ...uh. I'd like to report a woman who posts online. Yeah, uh, she posts stuff and uh...."
OPERATOR" "What's the name of the site?"
KF TROLL" "Uh, Kiwi Farms."
OPERATOR: "What's that?"
KF TROLL: "Uh, it's a website where, um, people talk about others"
OPERATOR: :lick::

How'd that work out for you last time?
Idiots

Wise County CPS is already very familiar with you, Melinda, and they're familiar with this website. Also, why on earth would anyone call CPS without having the concerning material that you've posted at hand, ready to email to CPS? CPS was extremely interested in kiwi farms screenshots the last time a kiwi was concerned enough to contact them. You know they take this shit seriously, last time it got you another investigation and renewed CPS attention, to the point where you faked a 'business' trip to Colorado (at the height of the pandemic! With all her kids!) just to claim that you were beyond their reach.

Not to mention the simple fact that most of us are probably capable of talking on the phone without sounding like a stumbling retard. That's a Marshall sort of conversation that you described above.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

@TamarYaelBatYah how do you feel when @DSP's Tax Lawyer is better at writing your crazy then you are?
Do you feel like you cannot accomplish a thing in this life at all?

You should, because you're the biggest failure I have ever seen on God's Green Earth.
You'll just ignore this because you have no way to spin it. You wicked Goy, you're the Goy and we are now in God's Kool Kidz Klub and he kicked you out.

 

[ConSluttant]

@TamarYaelBatYah
@pearlslam

This right here is the true problem boiled down. Melinda believes that everything she does is private. Even things that by social contract and law we have decided to make VERY public. Legal proceedings were made public to safeguard against things like the Star Chamber. But the flip side of that coin was that disputes between everybody are able to be seen as well.

It protects all of us by doing it this way.

But it also gives injury to those of Melinda's mindset because everything that they do can now be tracked and shown as part of a pattern. Their wicked deeds are rightly in the light and they can't hide from them. But boy oh boy do they shriek and cry that you shouldn't be able to look at them or even find them because they are supposedly PRIVATE and the plebs shouldn't be able to see.

If it was so private you would have settled things in private. When you decide to use the law (or your opinion of the law) as a weapon you leave a trail that can't be undone. It was your choice. Now you reap the ridicule when your foolish interpretation of the law is on display.

It was Melinda's choice to do this. No one but her brought this upon her. It's glorious.

EDIT: And as an aside I find it amusing that Melinda thinks that Rackets has had time to think about her this week let alone post to the farms. The man has been getting smashed 12 hours a day doing livestreams this week (and I've been watching it all as well) and I doubt between him screaming OBJECTION at Richards and mocking Binger in the Rittenhouse trial and wrangling his chat he's had time to think of little Melly. But sure, let her have her delusions. Lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

EDIT: And as an aside I find it amusing that Melinda thinks that Rackets has had time to think about her this week let alone post to the farms. The man has been getting smashed 12 hours a day doing livestreams this week (and I've been watching it all as well) and I doubt between him screaming OBJECTION at Richards and mocking Binger in the Rittenhouse trial and wrangling his chat he's had time to think of little Melly. But sure, let her have her delusions. Lol

She's jealous that he was able to talk about grizzle yesterday.

 

[mindlessobserver]

#TAG-EXHIBIT

You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

You can say that about many of the words she uses.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

@TamarYaelBatYah how do you feel when @DSP's Tax Lawyer is better at writing your crazy then you are?
Do you feel like you cannot accomplish a thing in this life at all?

You should, because you're the biggest failure I have ever seen on God's Green Earth.
You'll just ignore this because you have no way to spin it. You wicked Goy, you're the Goy and we are now in God's Kool Kidz Klub and he kicked you out.

@TamarYaelBatYah Lets make a deal. I am willing to ghost write a fictional biography about your crazy life if we split profits. 50% goes towards paying for Null's attorney fees, 30% to you on book sales, 20% to me. After you have stopped paying for Null's attorney fees and have agreed to stop suing him, then we split the rest of the profits 60-40. Just imagine your troubled life story played out on the big screen when we hit the best sellers list and hollywood wants to make your story into a tragic movie ending. You could finally make enough money to pay off all that debt. Maybe even enough money to afford your own house so you can leave Marshall

 

[mindlessobserver]

@TamarYaelBatYah Why are you still talking like you're going to win your court case? Everyone with a functioning brain knows you're going to lose. Whoops, answered my own question.

She has already lost. That's what makes this funny. She like the fat Villain in an Anime that hasn't realized the hero has already sliced them into a thousand pieces.

 

[obsdj]

She has already lost. That's what makes this funny. She like the fat Villain in an Anime that hasn't realized the hero has already sliced them into a thousand pieces.

She's the Black Knight.

 

[RodgerDodger]

about a day and a half[/I]. Then you pop back in here, make some jabs online and suck it up like crack. Pathetic.

I quite clearly stated that I don't expect you Goyim to be anything but evil and Wicked. It doesn't drive my crazy at all, it only confirms what I know about you.

But of course, I know how you narcissistic people are. You will reframe anything after someone speaks for themselves. Stay true to your Goy colors!

Melinda Scott Soooooper Genius. Anytime you see her screeching NARCISSIST or some variant of it, it means a poster has hit her in the face with the truth of reality that she has no answer for. It's rather sad with just how transparent she is.

narcissistic narrative

PASS. Ain't no one got time for that shit (someone else can explain to you what that means in US American English)

narcissistic narrative

PASS. Ain't no one got time for that shit

See what I mean? Her #TAG-IAMANIDIOT flags are a really stupid attempt at intimidation. She's gonna show you, the BAD BAD KIWI To the JUDGE! Tremble ye mortals and despair!

 

[Toasty]

She's the Black Knight.
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Pretty much. She's biting at people's ankles with bizarre stories invented by a schizophrenic that she is taking as absolute fact. She's so desperate for information on members that she will just take made up stories on their face without using any critical thinking skills whatsoever.
As I have never interacted with Ashley, I don't get a wild and crazy back story. I feel left out.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pretty much. She's biting at people's ankles with bizarre stories invented by a schizophrenic that she is taking as absolute fact. She's so desperate for information on members that she will just take made up stories on their face without using any critical thinking skills whatsoever.
As I have never interacted with Ashley, I don't get a wild and crazy back story. I feel left out.

aww <3 do you want a backstory too?

 

[obliviousbeard]

I guess we might as well say hi to the judge at the end of every post then.

 

[Toasty]

aww <3 do you want a backstory too?

Sure, have at it, make it extra scandalous,

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Sure, have at it, make it extra scandalous,

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

@TamarYaelBatYah Lets make a deal. I am willing to ghost write a fictional biography about your crazy life if we split profits. 50% goes towards paying for Null's attorney fees, 30% to you on book sales, 20% to me. After you have stopped paying for Null's attorney fees and have agreed to stop suing him, then we split the rest of the profits 60-40. Just imagine your troubled life story played out on the big screen when we hit the best sellers list and hollywood wants to make your story into a tragic movie ending. You could finally make enough money to pay off all that debt. Maybe even enough money to afford your own house so you can leave Marshall

This is the best deal she can hope for;
As the illustrious WoggleBug I sign off on this fantastic idea and urge you to do so even without her consent. Simply make it about you traveling to the land of Oz where some evil shrew lady is suing the Wizard of Kiwi and the Wizard of Oz has tasked us to help expose the wicked schemes of the evil shrew lady.

Edit: I will write chapters if you want help, just credit my Kiwiname and donate in the name of The Wogglebug.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This is the best deal she can hope for;
As the illustrious WoggleBug I sign off on this fantastic idea and urge you to do so even without her consent. Simply make it about you traveling to the land of Oz where some evil shrew lady is suing the Wizard of Kiwi and the Wizard of Oz has tasked us to help expose the wicked schemes of the evil shrew lady.

I have to do it with her consent and a signed agreement that guarantees she or anyone close to her will not sue me. Something so strong that I can just submit it by myself to any court and have the lawsuit dismissed with taking her share of the profits of the book. Otherwise I just make myself a target for frivolous lawsuits

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

I have to do it with her consent and a signed agreement that guarantees she or anyone close to her will not sue me. Something so strong that I can just submit it by myself to any court and have the lawsuit dismissed with taking her share of the profits of the book. Otherwise I just make myself a target for frivolous lawsuits

Use a pen name my dude. Use your Kiwi name as your pen name.

I'm dumb but wouldn't that work?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Use a pen name my dude. Use your Kiwi name as your pen name.

I'm dumb but wouldn't that work?

Yeah but then I would have to set up an LLC that would hide my name to keep her from following the money. Then the LLC has to deal with her lawsuits as well. It wouldn't be hard for even the most brain dead to eventually figure out who is writing the book