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Nah. He must've wished for a new car not realizing that he'd have to finance a new one due to totaling this one.
11/06/2021 Ethan Ralph Totaled His Car - Hard to drive with hooves.
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Christorian X
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I just thought of someone that's hard up for cash and with a vehicle they probably shouldn't be driving on their own. Maybe they would be open to sell...
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HOW COULD JERSH DO THIS?!
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A normal man would not have survived that crash.
My theory is that Ralph's gunt acted as an airbag.
My theory is that Ralph's gunt acted as an airbag.
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Ralph was worried that one of the pedobusters would recognise Pantsu.The horse trailer might have tipped over, that would have been bad. Speaking of, I wonder why Ethan didn't bring May along to the pedophile bust?
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I don’t doubt the Used Nissan Car Salesman loves Ralph. He sees the dumb wigger coming in and sees an easy sale plus they can include all the add ons and financing fees.
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Hearing that this suspected Jihadi was seen tinkering with the brake lines only moments before Ralph entered his car.
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This is why you don't tempt fate by opening your retard fat mouth.
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It scares me to think this could be the sign of the Merge that due to just the right circumstances at just the right time, the Gunt is forced to scavange Chris-Chan's scraps in order to live. His baptism into our Prime Lol-Cow, taking the thrown for himself complete, as Chris acends to divinity.
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The real question is did Gunty ever make it to his big important “photo shoot” that he crashed his car to attend?
It was some sped doing a TCAP thing, which I was hoping the predator they caught was May. But maybe that’s why Gunt couldn’t take her along. Imagine driving hours and crashing your car for some YT bs.
It was some sped doing a TCAP thing, which I was hoping the predator they caught was May. But maybe that’s why Gunt couldn’t take her along. Imagine driving hours and crashing your car for some YT bs.
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Joshua Conner Moon cut the brake lines on Ethan Ralph's car.
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I commend ralph on having a reasonable car and not wiggering out and not driving something he cant comfortably afford.
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In a week, I'll have a brand new car that depreciates 20% as soon as the wheels leave the lot because they love me!
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aside from everything else, his need to explain the intricate backstory of the book and how it got into his car shows he's at least a little slow in the headView attachment 2694170
NOOOOOORRAAA!
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "This is a book my ex wife checked out on my …
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Ethan tugs at his shirt, struggling to breathe as beads of perspiration seep from the inflamed pores of his Pillsbury dough-like face.
He steals a nervous glance at his phone, precariously balanced between two short stumps of atrophied flesh and his micro-penis:
"They called me a horse again! Stress is bad for the baby, you gotta do something babe"
Ethan, short of breath, racks his hypertensive galaxy brain as patches of blush begin to tickle his cheeks like the guy from that commercial tickles the Pillsbury doughboy .
'Joshua Moon,' he thinks to himself, eye twitching with rage or, perhaps, an impending heart attack:
"The Puppet Master."
It's all his fault. If not for him---
SCREEEECH *CRASH*
...
Ethan lifts his doughy cheeks from the steering wheel, a warm sensation trickling down his cheek like the delicious cherry filling of a Pillsbury brand pastry. As the undulations in his gunt abate, he slowly staggers from the mangled form of his simp-mobile.
In the corner of his periphery, a green blur,
What the...
He jerks his head as fast as he can, which isn't very fast because he's fat.
He spots a shadowy figure Naruto running through the dense line of trees bordering the desolate Maryland highway. Back to Ethan, only one sinister image stands out from the fading blur.
The Kiwi.
He steals a nervous glance at his phone, precariously balanced between two short stumps of atrophied flesh and his micro-penis:
"They called me a horse again! Stress is bad for the baby, you gotta do something babe"
Ethan, short of breath, racks his hypertensive galaxy brain as patches of blush begin to tickle his cheeks like the guy from that commercial tickles the Pillsbury doughboy .
'Joshua Moon,' he thinks to himself, eye twitching with rage or, perhaps, an impending heart attack:
"The Puppet Master."
It's all his fault. If not for him---
SCREEEECH *CRASH*
...
Ethan lifts his doughy cheeks from the steering wheel, a warm sensation trickling down his cheek like the delicious cherry filling of a Pillsbury brand pastry. As the undulations in his gunt abate, he slowly staggers from the mangled form of his simp-mobile.
In the corner of his periphery, a green blur,
What the...
He jerks his head as fast as he can, which isn't very fast because he's fat.
He spots a shadowy figure Naruto running through the dense line of trees bordering the desolate Maryland highway. Back to Ethan, only one sinister image stands out from the fading blur.
The Kiwi.
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You left out the hospital visit due to what I believe is a heart attack. Ralph was insistent that as sure as he is pointing his fingers at the camera and SAYIN' THOS' WERDS, he is sure that he would see the Farms go down before he does.
But looking at the health issues, addiction issues, the enemies he keeps on making and to top it up we have a car crash, I am not sure if he can outlast the Farms if the Grim Reaper is being an alawg and repeatedly swinging his scythe at him.