Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%

  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%
  • Total voters
    765
Gramlol said:
She's an idiot who can't plan ahead and wanted to add 'house' to her basket to buy.
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This is a great way to frame it. We all know they're turbo consoomers, but Coco has no concept of contributing anything she purchases. She wants everything to show up finished in an Amazon box/GrubHub bag/fast fashion mailer.
 
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I think I finally figured out why Juliana's arms repulse me so much... I bought a faux fur coat with loose but tapered sleeves for this winter. after wearing it for a while, I realized her arms are basically like if all the volume of the sleeves was just straight up flesh instead of coat material. :stress:
 
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How did I miss this? She's mad he wagged his at her, for what she imagines is for being fat? I'd pay money to see her "homicidal rage." 😆 Hope it involves running after him. If she does this on livestream, I will superchat her all day to make her keep running.
 
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While they're dreaming of full-scale renovations that they can't afford they can start with something like this:

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While neither one of them can probably sit in the bathtub, each of them should be able to stand in it. There is no excuse for them not to shower.

Oh, and throw in these for good measure.

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There you go. A $40 bathroom renovation.
 
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I suppose it is a matter of opinion, but I personally think walking around with days upon days of dead skin and grease, stinking up everywhere you go like absolute god-awful death for days after you leave, is far less dignified than just getting some soap and hosing yourself down in the garage daily no matter who is watching. It has got to be magnitudes worse than the most extreme homeless stank because these are people so goddamned fat that they think it's normal to reek 10 minutes after showering.

If Corissa has some follow up doctors' appointments coming up, I really hope we get to see the resulting chimp out if the filth and smell is bad enough the doc feels they have to say something. If she admits they can't even use the facilities it might even get adult protective services sticking their nose in. Hopefully it isn't quite that dire, because otherwise the family might get stuck emptying bariatric commodes and cleaning them with a rag on a stick.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t JULIANA need a shower chair to “wash” at this point? Standing ain’t gonna happen
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Yes but from the look of the bathroom in that place she's got bigger problems. Juliana is so big that she probably can't fit in the tub, so all these discussions of rails or her shower stool are beside the point until she either drops a hundred-plus pounds or they do pretty major renovations.

That being said Juliana would not have such a rapidly growing thread if she were smart about her purchases or weight so I suspect she'll just not bathe for the foreseeable future. If UKansas or whatever the school where she works is called is smart, they will not ask her to stop teleworking until the end of time.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
I suppose it is a matter of opinion, but I personally think walking around with days upon days of dead skin and grease, stinking up everywhere you go like absolute god-awful death for days after you leave, is far less dignified than just getting some soap and hosing yourself down in the garage daily no matter who is watching. It has got to be magnitudes worse than the most extreme homeless stank because these are people so goddamned fat that they think it's normal to reek 10 minutes after showering.

If Corissa has some follow up doctors' appointments coming up, I really hope we get to see the resulting chimp out if the filth and smell is bad enough the doc feels they have to say something. If she admits they can't even use the facilities it might even get adult protective services sticking their nose in. Hopefully it isn't quite that dire, because otherwise the family might get stuck emptying bariatric commodes and cleaning them with a rag on a stick.
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IIRC, they've got an enclosed back porch, right off the kitchen. They could set that space up as a bathing area, with Juliana's shower stool, and use 5-gallon buckets of hot water to give themselves baths with a washcloth (I think the laundry area is right there, so hot water is available). If there's a utility sink out there, they can hook a sprayer attachment to it instead of using buckets. Hang some curtains up for privacy, include a space heater for cold days, and figure out a means to keep the water contained and channel it outside (a kiddie pool, or plastic sheeting draped over something that would create a raised edge, would do fine). If either is too fat to wash her hair at the kitchen or laundry sink, she can still do it while bent over a bucket, scooping clean water over her head from a second bucket.

There is absolutely no excuse for being as filthy as Corissa has been lately. NONE.

Adult Protective Services can't be bothered with these two, by the way. They aren't considered disabled, aren't dependent upon a caregiver, have a house with working plumbing/hot water, and are legally competent to manage their own affairs. That Corissa chooses to be a filthy slattern when she is capable of working out a means to stay clean is entirely her own doing, and nothing local or state government needs to get involved in.
 
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