Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

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Good God most "normal" english bulldog owners can't even be bothered to clean their dog's wrinkles, I can't imagine how the hell you would even maintain all of that.

As someone who has worked with dogs in the past, doodles are worse than pitbulls in my eyes. At least people have a basic understanding of how pitbulls can be dangerous animals. I've had owners swear up and down that their "designer" dogs are perfect angels, yet the doggy daycare I worked at was no better than a gentrified dogfighting ring. People flock to these dogs because irresponsible breeders swear they're easy to take care of and will always be gentle while most are genetic messes with an absolutely horrible temperament. (I know a couple that breeds them to pay for their kids' college funds because they can get such a high price for them.) Doodle owners will swear that they do research and picked the breed because of X reason, yet throw a tantrum when a groomer has to shave the dog down to the skin because the coat was so severely matted. I really do hope the designer dog trend starts to die down soon, there are too many irresponsible backyard breeders mixing breeds that shouldn't come together and too many idiots using them as a status symbol instead of a companion.
Doodles are a fucking nightmare. While shopping around for a new groomer I see so many have announcements on their social media specifically about matting in doodles, it's insane.

POV you're a groomer and someone pulls up with this thing asking for a full groom "but keep his hobo look"
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Doodles are a fucking nightmare. While shopping around for a new groomer I see so many have announcements on their social media specifically about matting in doodles, it's insane.

POV you're a groomer and someone pulls up with this thing asking for a full groom "but keep his hobo look"
This exactly. There’s a relatively large amount of groomers that refuse to service doodles over their owners being nightmares. I’ve read about some incidents of threats over a groomer “ruining” the dog over doing an unwanted shave or trim for the well-being of the dog. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to pick out burrs, stick, and random shit out of doodle coats because their owners refuse to at least brush them. The problem comes down to doodles being pedaled as overgrown chia pets when in realty they are high maintenance dogs. Why people spend thousands on what is essentially a mutt then don’t even bother to give it basic care is beyond me.
 
Incoming frenchie dump: It's impressive just how many ways exotics breeders have come up with to fuck up a french bulldog.
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potato
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they're getting so mixed with bullies its hard to tell where one ends and the other begins
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stanky face indeed
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staring into my soul
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dopey
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jesus
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now hairless! because standard bred frenchies don't have enough skin problems
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horrifying toplines
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the "rope" is the large wrinkle of skin that hangs over the nose, some english bulldog and frenchie breeders decided this is a good look but honest to god these dogs just look stung by bees
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are these dogs running on their pasterns
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what shape is this
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of course the result of a mother/son breeding this thing looks like one of those peanut rabbits from earlier in the thread
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STOP BREEDING YOUR BITCH FOR 5 MINUTES AND TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING VET FOR THAT SKIN
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So what do official frenchie clubs think of all this madness?
Literally just reeeeing about their colors being wrong.
Not that the dogs can barely eat, sleep, fuck, give birth, or breathe. Not the abundance of genetic diseases, just the fucking colors being off.
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meanwhile in the "reputable" showring:
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I truly hate the dog world so fucking much I'm gonna go kill myself now.
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Literal fuckin tard face, HOLY SHIT

Repeating what everyone else is saying, but wonderful thread, OP. Now I'm going to lie down and cry.
 
This is so much worse but also much more entertaining than I imagined when I opened the thread. Kinda wanna go search for local freaky frenchies now, but afraid I'll fuck up the instagram recommendations and never get rid of them. Never seen or heard anything about american bullies in my corner of the world, let alone these Habsburg tard varieties, but this is one of the first results on a google search:

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Scaleless beardies can be hard to take care of, but not impossible. Seems to be a case of people not realizing they need to be very diligent on their sheds. Scaleless collubrids are fine. The scaleless ball pythons are a nightmare.

There are 'scaleless' BPs that are actually just missing some of the big scales on their foreheads. These seem to do fine.

Both Brian Byzarack and NERD breed spider ball pythons and jump up and down about how the morph is fine. Just 'slight' neurological issues like... then maybe don't breed them?!

Super cinnamons often don't survive due to spine kinking and other deformities. I am pretty sure Brian refuses to breed supers (the normal cinnamons dont have this problem) so thats nice I guess.

Palmetto corn snakes seem to get bug eyed more often, but bug eyes can resolve as they grow up and dont seem to cause issues.
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A bug-eyed Palmetto. I don't wanna add a pic of any super cinnies
At least palmettos were supposedly bred from a wild snake and weren't actually specifically bred for their characteristics, and as you've said they seem to usually be fine. But anything where real health complications can crop up from birth should just be avoided in general, and breeding for those traits I just cannot understand.
 
Doodles are a fucking nightmare. While shopping around for a new groomer I see so many have announcements on their social media specifically about matting in doodles, it's insane.

POV you're a groomer and someone pulls up with this thing asking for a full groom "but keep his hobo look"
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Most doodles have two types of hair or fur depending on genetic make up.

The matting can get bad if you don't know what you're doing because their undercoat is thick and just by brushing the topcoat you won't feel the matts underneath.

You can get a few specialized brushes and the dogs will usually stay put because they're very easy to train.
 
Some more exceptional dogs from the gram
not all there
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somehow a popular stud
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eyes receding into head
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extremely bowlegged
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90% water, 10% brain
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amongus shaped bulldog
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this dog has a human philtrum. I don't know if it's botched airway surgery but it's weird as hell.
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boglim
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very crusty nose
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make something else please
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and best for last: eyes a bit too close together
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Some backyard breeder was caught intentionally breeding dogs with no front legs.

There are videos of the dogs scooting themselves around using their back legs to push them along while their weight rests on their chests if you feel like being upset. I don't think they work in the archive, but the original article is still live and they work there, with the exception of the video that was hosted on Youtube.

Another article. No vids. Woman lives in Oklahoma.
Third article. Short on details about where the dogs came from, but has more/different pictures (and a lot of them).
I’m pretty sure the same thing happened with cats a long time ago. They were called twisty cats or something? Some years ago I was fucking around and accidentally ended up finding this whole website dedicated to the history of cat breeding or some shit.
Strange website. Still actively maintained. It seems to have been continuously online since at least 1992 and it hasn’t changed its visuals much since.
 
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I’m pretty sure the same thing happened with cats a long time ago. They were called twisty cats or something? Some years ago I was fucking around and accidentally ended up finding this whole website dedicated to the history of cat breeding or some shit.
Strange website. Still actively maintained. Seemingly hasn’t changed since the late 90s.

Quite the treasure trove of horrors!
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There isn't a level of Hell deep enough, nor a punishment of Dante's fevered imagination that is awful enough for people who intentionally breed animals like this.
 
I've been thinking about this thread all day, and im morbidly curious about how things got this bad. I understand kennel clubs are supposed to be hidebound and autistic as shit, so why don't the dogs look like they did after WW1, or whenever the hell the standard was first established? How did those energies get misdirected into this parody of itself?

rewatching this it's weird how the dogs seem to give exactly no fucks about the commotion
They might just be deaf. That's a problem with some breeds that aren't inbred to the point of absolute retardation.
 
Breeds who have a hard time breathing have always bugged me, but this is on a whole different level. These breeders are always defending themselves and claiming these monstrosities as their beautiful creations. I doubt none of these dogs have proper papers that responsible breeders have or a clean bill of health. Irresponsible and straight up sickening.

Edit to add this super useful guide between responsible breeders and backyard breeders: Link
 
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Edit to add this super useful guide between responsible breeders and backyard breeders: Link

Every breeder considers themselves to be a responsible breeder and considers all other breeders to be backyard breeders.

This is an immutable law of nature that includes all species bred to an aesthetic or recreational standard, as opposed to species bred for objectively measurable production such as meat, milk, textiles, etc. for which an established market actually exists.

In other words, animals bred to produce products, rather than simply to produce more animals. This excludes pyramid scheme fads such as emus, chinchillas, Arabian horses (living art / the investment you can ride lol) ,and alpacas (the investment you can hug lol), all of which have been promoted as "investments."

Even trees are being marketed this way. These trees have no economic value, and have rapidly naturalized and become invasive and difficult to eradicate.
 
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