Ralph should just get with a old pensioneer that is a listener of the Killstream, he will get a reliable source of income from her social security cheques plus they will look like your standard pensioneer couple gambling away their cheques on cheap slot machines
Hey, it worked like a charm with Sandra for fifteen years.
He missed his shot at getting rid of May and their spawn AND at netting an epic collection of NEET bux from his followers. They surely would have sent some of their tugboats his way after he lost his child and the mother of his child in a horrific car crash. I’m sure Ethan would have gone so far as to call her the love of his life and whatever else he had to say to generate sympathy donations.
His negative weight loss saved him.
It’s because he only has himself to blame.
Yeah normally when he fucks himself over he just deflects blame around like an angry wigger. It's legit surprising to see him not blaming Joshua Connor Moon, the pedophile, for his accident.
based ralph trying to abort the guntling 2 before it suffers, first good thing hes done in his useless sack of shit life
why would he? his audience and the only audience even he accepts he can get are pieces of shit who dont care about endangering others or wasting their families resources on easily preventable shit like this. though he did chimp out when his ex confirmed that hes a dangerous driver
I'm betting he was rage tweeting at somebody while making a left turn onto a 4 lane high speed high traffic road, and driving with his Gunt. It is characteristically subdued for him. Normally we would expect to see him leaving any accident scene in handcuffs. Even if his car was in park when it happened.
Well that's the thing about Ralph he's just like dear old daddy a sprinter he took lessons from black folks. May is just a retard she has no where to go after getting gunted. Ralph just finds ways to make things worst for himself. He currently has way too many ongoing legal battles May most likely has him by the balls. Ralph better start cozying up to the idea of being a dad and playing May like a flute other wise he will be playing the skin flute with Baked Alaska.
He totaled it by getting T-boned, probably while running a red light or otherwise failing to yield right of way.
I seriously believe that the only way that child doesn't end up molested by a parent is if Ralph drunkenly shakes her to shut her up.
Absolutely. It's been said a few times already but if this accident wasn't 100% Ralph's fault he would be sperging out about the idiot that t-boned him, women drivers, asian drivers, democrats who shouldn't drive, SUVs that shouldn't be allowed on the roads, suing for damages, etc. For him to meekly post that he's OK with no details of the accident or the driver that hit him tells us everything we need to know about who caused the accident.
