Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[All Cops Are Based]

Not to jinx it, but: we did it reddit

 

[Lards and Lasses]

The music playing is an attempt at getting all non approved coverage blocked on twitch and youtube

 

[Meat Target]

Don't you just love the fact that idiots feel a compulsive need to videotape their criminal activity? If no-one had their phone recording this, Kyle would be in prison.

This is one of those times when social media is a good thing. It's like the shitshow withdrawal from Afghanistan. We wouldn't know if there hadn't been eyes on the ground circumventing the Lugenpresse.

 

[Top Skink]

in fairness, I think this was the actual second

 

[Collections Agent]

the prosecutor right now.

The defense right now

 

[Some JERK]

Does the defense even really need to present a case at this point?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They're going to try to argue that Kyle somehow violated the Geneva Conventions by shooting a medic.

Edit: If that medic is packing some heat and then tries to start blasting, he's no longer being a medic.

Geneva only applies to uniformed soldiers fighting under a recognized flag. No one in that town was covered under Geneva.

Edit: It's a semi-automatic pistol you dumb shit. If you popped a magazine in, there's a round in the chamber you nitwit.

You still need to rack it.

Lmao the exceptional individual carries with an empty chamber in the small of back.

More proof of him being a kike.

lol fuck them streets. The government fixes roads. I gotta protect mine.

Not in Wisconsin they don't.

What's wrong with small of back carry? It's the most comfortable place for me. I don't like shit jamming into my thigh when appendix carrying.

The gun is underneath you as soon as you go to the ground, it's incredibly difficult to reach during an altercation, it's harder to defend, it's sitting right at the base of your spine and can fuck your back up if you land on it wrong, etc. etc.

Isn’t that considered a war crime?

Same as above.

 

[obsdj]

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Posting for posterity

Love this, absolutely love it, but why are they crowing "directed verdict" instead of "motion to dismiss" on the murder charges?

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Don't you just love the fact that idiots feel a compulsive need to videotape their criminal activity? If no-one had their phone recording this, Kyle would be in prison.

Thank you, God, for making these people stupid.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Well, "him", but whatever.

 

[St.Davis]

I'm really enjoying the musical selection that Law and Trial Crime Network have. Very upbeat.

 

[Secret Messages]

judge has great taste in music

 

[Tom Myers]

So Reddit was really cocky this morning with it's articles. A few of the popular subs r/news even allowed a post as Gaige was going his testimony about him being an EMT.

About 10 minutes into the cross examination, the entire thread about Gaige was deleted.

Now the news sub's first page doesn't have anything about Rittenhouse.

 

[Collections Agent]

Love this, absolutely love it, but why are they crowing "directed verdict" instead of "motion to dismiss" on the murder charges?

I'm not a lawyer or anything but I think directed verdict means judge is just like "Ay yo dawg this is kinda bullshit he's innocent"

 

[Hee]

Lunch Playlist: Grosskreutz yelling "Medic!" like the bitch he is.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Any cope-seethe-dialate Reddit threads? Gotta think lots of salt from those exceptional faggots going on about now.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Things look pretty good for the defense right now, but did anything ever come of that threat against the jury?

 

[theshitposter]

why are you guys getting this excited? the friend just has to say it was a typographical error. grutz didn't say it

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Now the news sub's first page doesn't have anything about Rittenhouse.

SHUT IT DOWN!

 

[polyester]

'I effectively lost a large portion of my right bicep'
Cheers to that!
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Kyle is probably using a lot of self-control to not grin from cheek to cheek during some of this Grosskreutz cross-examination.

I don't think I could have avoided grinning in his place.