Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[John Andrews Stan]

I need the highlights of GG ruining his own life with this testimony on a video loop. I may or may not jack off to it.

 

[Eryngium]

AHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES

 

[D.Va]

someone please get this nigga a dictionary

 

[Oxous]

"in the direction yes, directly no"
Holy cringe

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

If this results in an acquittal, my hope and optimism will finally be restored.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Has the prosecution been able to salvage anything from the trainwreck of a cross?

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I need the highlights of GG ruining his own life with this testimony on a video loop. I may or may not jack off to it.

Dude, it's November.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Jump kick man is back

 

[St.Davis]

JUMP KICK MAN

 

[LUNEKO]

Has the prosecution been able to salvage anything from the trainwreck of a cross?

They are definitely trying, not sure about succeeding

 

[Extreme Crusader]

BINGER, STOP! I'M ACTUALLY FEELING SORRY FOR YOU.

 

[LUNEKO]

TOSSING JUMP KICK MAN UNDER THE BUS TO SAVE HIS OWN ASS

 

[Farmer Y]

Even the auto subs see him as Finger now.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Slimey slime ball gee whizz.

Also, after this trial, I hope Kyle and folks involved have protection. If Gross is connected the way I think he is, Kyle's probably going on the list right next to Andy Ngo.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Big tough Gaige leaving the stand with his tail between his legs.. can't wait for the SICK burns he's gonna dish out on his twitter

 

[Alter Ego]

G on the stand: "I was there to help both sides!"
G on video: "go away, we have our own medics!"

I'm disappointed that Lex didn't press on this just to see Gaige squirm.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I'm just laughing.

 

[AnOminous]

Love this, absolutely love it, but why are they crowing "directed verdict" instead of "motion to dismiss" on the murder charges?

Because that's strategically the right choice, and because if you don't do that at the close of the prosecution's case, you can't later renew it after an unfavorable verdict. It's procedurally necessary to make this motion if you later want the option of a JNOV.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Big tough Gaige leaving the stand with his tail between his legs.. can't wait for the SICK burns he's gonna dish out on his twitter

The only burns he has right now are on his asshole from being repeatedly raped with no lube.

 

[Eryngium]

Who is this QT