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To quote the great El Presador, Digi is becoming a Boogiefied slob, judging from the sage advice he regularly peddles out on Twitter, arguing that one shouldn't "try so hard" and think too hard.

A fan (likely an ex one) leaves Digi flabbergasted by reminding him how he once praised the archetype of the "Otaku hero" in light novels/manga/anime:
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Digi does indeed now just sound like some windbag boomer bore; he is only 30 and currently homeless with a highly expensive drug habit, no one should take advice from him.

who's getting fucked here? I can imagine digibro being so drugfucked that he convinced himself to take dick but

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Bird is the man of the relationship and Digi definitely wants to be the woman; I assume the latter is the fucked. Bird has also claimed to never "touched penises" and hasn't even seen Digi's nasty phimosis member:
It's only a little over three minutes in length (no pun intended) but the video is gold; Sean lowkey trolling Digi over his dumb troon name "B." ("Digibee?"), Dick unironically claiming Digi leaving his own Discord was a great decision and Scar triggering Dick so hard over calling his pet troon a pedophile that he gets booted.
 
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> Still expecting Digi to follow through on his plans for longer than 2 months
I knew it would go to shit right away. I've said it before these are not the type of people that survive a nomadic lifestyle. Just because you think you're a hippie doesn't mean you can actually do hippie shit. Like shit in a hole you dig up, read books by candle light, and play instrument for money. Gypsies and Road lifers don't watch anime and edit videos for a living. They generally just blog about cool places they visit, cool people they meet, and cool food they eat. This shit was doomed to fail.
 
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Hmmm, I don't know, Digi, your boomer take comes off awfully like a mix of cope and depression.

It's a continuation of this sort of tweeting from him as of late:
On that note, I think this tweet from a week ago was the first time I've seen Digi acknowledge that their career is failing. I can only hope that this, the flood of TikTok clips, and the WATP shit happening so close to each other means he's finally seeing reality for more than a few seconds at a time.

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It's little over a year for the first anniversary of Digi's and May's breakup; I remember Digi made a series(?) of videos shortly afterwards, where he talks about how a lot of emotionally crushing things all happened at once within a year, especially breaking up with May. These rare seemingly self-aware, self-searching tweets, mixed with episodes of cope (little over a week ago he was seething), of his as of late are curious in their timing.
 
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These are the thoughts of an utterly defeated person. Even back in the Whirling Dervish days you could tell that an undercurrent of pessimism regarding one's ability to change their personal circumstances and those of the society they live in informed a lot of his political thinking: He never reached libertarianism out of a belief in the individual's ability to become their best selves when unmoored by society, he just wanted a society he chafed against to leave him alone. Like most true otaku, that's what drove him to Japanese animated escapist fantasies about weirdos like him managing to shape their worlds to their image (and with a gaggle of women throwing themselves at their feet for it, of questionable age if possible).

What we see now are those same tendencies amplified by the triple failures of his anituber and rap careers and his transition, culminating in the ultimate escapist fantasy: That he bears no responsibility for his actions because their outcomes had always been out of his influence to begin with. The only thing he has left is to cope and seethe about his situation (Bird provides the dilating): Cope via empty platitudes about the personal growth that living the tranny hobo live gives you and seethe at any advice reminding him that if he'd acted like a fucking adult and treated Youtube like a job he'd still be making 5k per month.
 
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"nothing went like I expected it to" lol.
When I went back to the explaining YGG video to answer @Interchanger's question of what is in Digi's Only Fans. I rewatched the whole thing and in this part:

Ygg studio has been traveling the country in a Prius for the past 6 months. Producing people movies with just a couple of GoPros and a Zoom mic. But now we're moving into an RV to live and do our travels in. and we'll be able to bring all of our professional equipment on the road with us. And even offer its use to the artists we work with along the way, Raising the potential quality of what we can produce significantly.

No matter how Riley tries to retcon it.
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I'm 100% sure Digi was ready to move into this RV. Still can't figure out how did he ever thought he was gonna obtain it but the way he lied for the first months about not living in the Prius. And not wanting to show the RV to not get doxxed or pranked makes me think he was sure he could still get it in time to save face. But he's still homeless and with his weed addiction, I can't see how he will ever get the money to buy one.

As to the quality of his videos. Well, it's worse than it's ever been. Getting maybe 1 decent video every month and the rest is horrible tiktok reviews is not what i would call an improvement.

How the fuck is being homeless not the wake up call? fucking druggies.
My guess at this point is that one of the Yggers would have to die in order for Digi to realize he fucked up.
 
I'm 100% sure Digi was ready to move into this RV. Still can't figure out how did he ever thought he was gonna obtain it but the way he lied for the first months about not living in the Prius. And not wanting to show the RV to not get doxxed or pranked makes me think he was sure he could still get it in time to save face. But he's still homeless and with his weed addiction, I can't see how he will ever get the money to buy one.
I thought it was because of an NDA? They've changed their reasons so many times.
 
Conrad is the highlight on everybody's timeline

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Imagine a dozen people believing he is a sister. Imagine a dozen people believing he has a soul.
The option "90 or more soul-sister" implies that someone who doesn't like a lot of Conrad's tweets just don't connect with them, rather than the tweets themselves not having value. Just more delusional narcissism from someone with minimal capacity for self-reflection.
May and the Yggers have been sparring on Twitter:

Some more:
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I would say Mint looks worse than May (those are some of the worst sanpaku eyes I've seen on someone who isn't deformed), but when it comes to the poorest parts of the United States, facial beauty is basically a non-factor, and any young woman who is slim is considered attractive. Mint would probably have plenty of simps. (Yeah, it's that bad.)

Also, May informs her TRUE and HONEST friend Ben Saint about her ex-fiancée's month drug habit costs; $300 a month on marijuana just for himself:
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"You can't be addicted to weed, man. It's just an herb it's not harmful like meth bro. My thoughts have gotten so much deeper since I started weed. Bro I'm not homeless I just sleep in a car. I'm not gay I'm actually a little girl. I am not failing I just have gone from tens of thousands of fans to almost none, you don't get it. I'm not a junkie I just have trouble finding food and shelter sometimes."

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Does...does this count as "trying" to pass? Is she a pretty lady yet?

YouTube keeps recommending DigiBro videos to me and I laugh every time I see his doofy face. Then I remember he's supposed to be a little girl or something and I can hear my brain screaming.
It's so obvious he just drips this insincere and completely socially awkward mess. Dude is straight morphing into Chris Chan. And I think for the same reasons. They project their desires unto themselves. You want a little girl, you become a little girl.

Should've just gone with androgynous feminine man lore, maybe wear some eyeliner, and dress in a light urban goth, dye the hair midnight black, and get some tattoos of ravens, you know, what the LGBT kids are usually into.

I just hope it's not Mint.

Yeah, Mint's adorable. Definitely hope nothing but good things for her, just get out of this mess.
 
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Does...does this count as "trying" to pass? Is she a pretty lady yet?

YouTube keeps recommending DigiBro videos to me and I laugh every time I see his doofy face. Then I remember he's supposed to be a little girl or something and I can hear my brain screaming.
He looks so much more masculine now. The Virgin Neckbeard Anituber vs. the Chad Cleft-Chin Loli.
 
He looks so much more masculine now. The Virgin Neckbeard Anituber vs. the Chad Cleft-Chin Loli.
I was about to say he looks more like a pimp if he'd chose a better hat, but you beat me to the punch. He ain't passing for shit and still had the gal to attack Hippo, the most spineless person he knew.

Does Mint really have the right to talk shit about horse faced fiancee when she looks like Shrek?
This must be what the patricians felt like in ancient Rome looking at the peasants squabling, but then I reminded myself that these people are literal walking human trash not necessarily down on the their luck but actively making the worst decisions. Kind of like looking at a dog barfing up it's own meal and eating it again afterwards.

My guess at this point is that one of the Yggers would have to die in order for Digi to realize he fucked up.
I just hope it's not Mint.
Oh it'll most likely be Mint. But if she's not seeing what her current situation is causing in the long run I'm going to have to say sorry Mint; You made your bed, now lie in it. Though her roasting Amanda is good fun. Too bad Riley had too ruin it with bad reading comprehension. Not saying I want any of them dead, I don't wish that on anyone. She still has her parents, all it takes is probably one phone call to get out of this mess, but she's enjoying it too. You can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved.

I'm currently rewatch Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor (an older anime about losers being in debt and playing death/pain games to entertain the elite in exchange for money - a noted inspiration for Squid Game) and it made me recall how much fun it must be to be in debt. When is that blade dropping on Digi's neck? Do you think he is also living a vagabond lifestyle hoping the government will forget/be unable to find him until this ages and he doesn't owe jack anymore? I'm not that familiar with the United States financial system but I recall him saying something years ago about his tax evasion (let's be fair, that's what he's doing) being dropped after a certain period. For what I know about America, I wouldn't want to piss of the IRS even though they probably have bigger fish to fry than some washed up anituber; the end result wouldn't be any less deserved.
 
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I'm not that familiar with the United States financial system but I recall him saying something years ago about his tax evasion (let's be fair, that's what he's doing) being dropped after a certain period. For what I know about America, I wouldn't want to piss of the IRS even though they probably have bigger fish to fry than some washed up anituber; the end result wouldn't be any less deserved.
I do live and pay taxes in the US, and I don't have a great understanding of how this works either, because it's legitimately difficult to fuck up this badly in the way Digi has.

Wage workers fill out forms when they start a job where they choose how much of their paycheck will be sent to the IRS (it comes with suggestions which usually get you pretty close to the right number), and the small minority of independent contractors get incentivized to send in quarterly checks, although they can just pay at the end of the year if they want to. There's a fair amount of flexibility with the tax system, but there's always an expectation that citizens go through the effort of tracking what they owe. The IRS even allows criminals to report and pay taxes on income from crimes, so that they can avoid the additional charges if they get busted.

Making all your money under-the-table in a way which still ends up in tax records is rare, and most people in that situation would either be making too little to owe taxes or would know what the fuck they were doing. Most Americans could not end up in Digi's situation if you put a gun to their head.

If this was a private debt, that would be one thing, but I'm pretty sure Digi could be prosecuted for this (just putting him on probation would cost the govt. nothing and absolutely fuck Digi's lifestyle), especially since he's talked about trying to avoid payment. Statute of limitations for most felonies is around seven years (debts to the IRS expire after 10), but if he keeps making money online while refusing to file then he'd be committing new acts of evasion year after year, unless his plan is to mooch until his big comeback in his late 30s.

Digi is not totally crazy to think he might slip under the radar, because the IRS knows action against him would cost more than they are likely to seize, but I don't see how he could do this without crippling himself financially, and there's always the chance he'll get busted just because the IRS wants to make an example of him. The rational move would be to ask the IRS for a repayment plan, which would at least get rid of the possibility of jail time, but I don't see that happening.

I guess he could file and claim "exempt" (did not earn enough to quality for taxes) every year for ten years, but would the IRS accept his form? And would that cause the debts to roll over? I really hope someone else knows more than me.
 
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