US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Flan Handler]

Take with a grain of salt but he has been MIA for nearly two weeks.
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If he has Guillain-Barre Syndrome that is legit devastating. A family member got this in 2018- she nearly died and spent months in a rehab hospital. She is now in a wheelchair and can’t work.

There’s been a lot of handwaving about vaccine injuries, this is a bad thing to happen to someone so high profile if they want to keep this “safe and effective” shitshow on the rails.

That also might explain that weird panicky tweet his wife put out and deleted.

 

[Gehenna]

If he has Guillain-Barre Syndrome that is legit devastating. A family member got this in 2018- she nearly died and spent months in a rehab hospital. She is now in a wheelchair and can’t work.

There’s been a lot of handwaving about vaccine injuries, this is a bad thing to happen to someone so high profile if they want to keep this “safe and effective” shitshow on the rails.

That also might explain that weird panicky tweet his wife put out and deleted.

Like the wrath of an almighty God...

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

If he has Guillain-Barre Syndrome that is legit devastating. A family member got this in 2018- she nearly died and spent months in a rehab hospital. She is now in a wheelchair and can’t work.

There’s been a lot of handwaving about vaccine injuries, this is a bad thing to happen to someone so high profile if they want to keep this “safe and effective” shitshow on the rails.

That also might explain that weird panicky tweet his wife put out and deleted.

On one hand, nobody really deserves to be paralyzed for life like that.

On the other hand, if there is anyone more deserving of a severe, terrifying reaction that gets widely publicized but eventually recovers from the worst of it, its Newsom. I'm not even at "I hope he's perfectly ok" I hope he suffers but lives to learn from it while still being able to act on the lesson. He's worse than Biden - At least the old fart doesn't even seem to be in control.

 

[GuntPunt]

How ironic that the biggest non-federal vaccine pusher may get done in by the thing he is pushing on everyone.

If he does croak, will the media finally admit it or claim it as a Coof death and double down?

 

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If he has Guillain-Barre Syndrome that is legit devastating. A family member got this in 2018- she nearly died and spent months in a rehab hospital. She is now in a wheelchair and can’t work.

There’s been a lot of handwaving about vaccine injuries, this is a bad thing to happen to someone so high profile if they want to keep this “safe and effective” shitshow on the rails.

That also might explain that weird panicky tweet his wife put out and deleted.

Wait, which tweet was this?

 

[pwnest injun]

And here I thought they meant Gay Bowel Syndrome.

 

[Gehenna]

Everyone, have a chuckle.

 

[Flan Handler]

Wait, which tweet was this?

This one.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

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Everyone, have a chuckle.

So if Kyle wins how bad will the chimpout be? And how will the media and politicians react?

 

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So if Kyle wins how bad will the chimpout be? And how will the media and politicians react?

He killed Jews, not Blacks. Plus, it's almost Winter, and there's a perfectly good Rednecks vs Poor Innocent LITERAL JOGGER.

They won't do shit. At least not in a chimpout. I do expect him to need to change his name and move away before the Antifa Home Invasion squad kills him and his family in their sleep. In mindcraft or whatever.

 

[Gehenna]

So if Kyle wins how bad will the chimpout be? And how will the media and politicians react?

I'm more interested in seeing if the judge will do a directed verdict. Because at this point there is no fact in question on any of the three main charges. The -prosecution- has admitted all facts required for a self-defense case.

 

[Sithis]

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Everyone, have a chuckle.

"you had one job you fucking junkie, just read the fucking script, GAWD"

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

He killed Jews, not Blacks. Plus, it's almost Winter, and there's a perfectly good Rednecks vs Poor Innocent LITERAL JOGGER.

They won't do shit. At least not in a chimpout.

I don't know man, I feel like these days people will find any reason to start a riot.

I'm more interested in seeing if the judge will do a directed verdict. Because at this point there is no fact in question on any of the three main charges. The -prosecution- has admitted all facts required for a self-defense case.

Well if the prosecution has unintentionally admited that that it was self-defense situation then what even is the point of this trial? Directed verdict would be the most logical act right? And if so, what happens after that?

 

[Gehenna]

I don't know man, I feel like these days people will find any reason to start a riot.

Well if the prosecution has unintentionally admited that that it was self-defense situation then what even is the point of this trial? Directed verdict would be the most logical act right? And if so, what happens after that?

Kyle gets off scot-free. A Directed Verdict is basically a judge saying there simply isn't a case at all, so he'll write the Not Guilty verdict for the jury.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

On one hand, nobody really deserves to be paralyzed for life like that.

On the other hand, if there is anyone more deserving of a severe, terrifying reaction that gets widely publicized but eventually recovers from the worst of it, its Newsom. I'm not even at "I hope he's perfectly ok" I hope he suffers but lives to learn from it while still being able to act on the lesson. He's worse than Biden - At least the old fart doesn't even seem to be in control.

Gotta respectfully disagree. May Gavin Newsom rest in piss for his staggering incompetence and hypocrisy.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How ironic that the biggest non-federal vaccine pusher may get done in by the thing he is pushing on everyone.

If he does croak, will the media finally admit it or claim it as a Coof death and double down?

isn't it bliss?
don't you approve?
unvaxed keep tearing around
newsom can't move
where are the clowns?
send in the clowns

don't you love farce?
my fault, I fear
I thought you wanted the live shot
sorry, my dear
and where are the clowns?
send in the clowns



don't bother

they're


here

 

[Chamaelirium]

Newsom getting crippled by Guillian barre syndrome wouldn’t just be a laugh it would be the most perfect ending to all of this Covid insanity that could ever be imagined. It would be an early Christmas miracle. It would be Gandalf the white returning to save the hobbits. It would bring tears of joy to myself and millions of others stuck in clownworld coastal states.

Seriously it’s so perfect I can’t let myself start to believe it.

 

[gaystoner]

Gavin was at a Wedding

this lady should be checked on for the next 24/48 hours for info

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Bad Joe, Bad Joe
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad Joe, Bad Joe
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

 

[Constellationzero]

How about we instead toss out every law and policy that degraded and unemployed the black population, all at once? The salt would flow and riots would be brewing but I have a solution to that as well.

We offer every Tyrone, Shaniqua, etc. a choice: stay in the US and get used to no more free gibs, but jobs galore OR renounce your citizenship for $30,000 dollars and a free plane ticket to either Germany or Luxembourg, giving the EU the diversity they thirst so much for, while we wait for the inevitable.

It is a win for all sides, we get to keep the black population that is worth a damn, the progressives get to have their “villainy“ to cry over, and so on. The only losers are the race supremacists that want segregation due to thinking that somehow they’ll inherit the leadership role by default via “thinking of it first”.

Great solution. 100% agree.