Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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The video of a 405lb deadlift with no lock out and bad form.
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Jr with his belt makes me think of this man.

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At the risk of sounding autistic...belt, mixed grip, rounded lower back, didn't lock the weight out at the top of the pull, didn't control the decent of the weights. Also his hips are too high it's like he is doing a straight leg deadlift + good morning combo. Overall it was horrible form. He should lower the weight and keep practicing or he is going to herniate his discs.
Agreed. His form is shit. But then so is he so... win?

He needs to fake the big numbers to cope with the small size of his pp.
He's safe in that regards because, as far as we know, Tammy Jr has never seen one other than his. So as far as she's concerned he's average sized. When in reality he'd kill for an average six inch foxdick like A-Log.
 
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I know the stroke is an obvious factor for this, but was Jack this socially unaware in older videos? I don't recall.

They were sending as much "Fuck off," cues as possible that I'm not even sure the stroke can be blamed for it. It's almost like Jack is on the spectrum but hasn't gotten used to social cues.

Then again, I suppose the stroke could have rotted parts of his brain that involve social cues.


I enjoy Jack's misadventures enough that if my occasional click keeps the content flowing, I'd be happy to.

Jack is infuriating and an awful person, but there is something cathartic about his steady stream of content and I love this thread and the regulars here along with the Pink Chicken podcast. I think it's the best topic on the site. I actually don't want Jack to ever die or stop making videos because then this topic would be dead.
I want him to keep having strokes with 0 repercussions so people get bothered by the glutton surviving all odds.

You all know if he was a vegetable it wouldn't be as fun to watch him. I love how he tries to pretend his dead arm works sometimes.
 
Watching that video was painful. The jerky movement near the end of the lift doesn't look right and only two reps seems low for that weight compared to other lifters I've seen.
Doing 400 max for one or two reps is not bad. It's not incredible either, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Problem is his form is off which compensates pretty massively, especially dropping the bar like a douchebag. If he was trying to actually build muscle and use proper form his max would probably be half that, it can't be understated the difference good form makes. Instead he's just ego lifting, and not even get impressive numbers while doing it.
 
I want him to keep having strokes with 0 repercussions so people get bothered by the glutton surviving all odds.

You all know if he was a vegetable it wouldn't be as fun to watch him. I love how he tries to pretend his dead arm works sometimes.
I would prefer to watch a slow, bumbling decline.
 
I thought his back was pretty straight given my expectations when I clicked on the video. The head tilted up looking forward/up was always taught to me as a "no no". Keep the spine even and neutral through the rep was what I was taught.

But I never did ego lifts and I won't pretend like I know what I'm talking about.
 
After Dad Bod Qali posted earlier, I decided to make a burner account with AdBlock to watch videos on Jack's channel. Normally, I just watch his content through a third party like PC&TLM, or other channels doing live dives into Jack's vids.

Jack really has a problem picking up on social cues. Watching the video about Famous Rodney and the entire thing was awkward as Hell. Also, an occupational therapist isn't a doctor. Jack really irks the fuck out of me.
 
I have a hunch that he's part filipino. Probably Jack's got it from his absent father. He'd fit right in with the bible thumping flips.
I watched this man sully chicken adobo.

He doesn't have an oz of Filipino in him.

Pretty sure he did a 23 and me or whatever a few years back to confirm the Italian in him..and it came back mostly Mediterranean mix
 
Don’t mean to break up the lifting form sperging, but I started thinking back on the last BBQ Wars video again.

Jack is at minimum wearing a Cooking with Jack show hat. Maybe a shirt (hard to tell the way he shot most of the video - from the chest up) maybe table 11 googled what “Cooking with Jack” is after the fat man toddler was screeching at his wife over BBQ sauce.

I just did a cursory glance at page one of Google. The Down with Jack Scalfani shows up, most of his social media, something from another shit posting site. Kiwi is on there but down toward the bottom. Now granted I’m not looking from a PC so maybe it’s an endless scroll situation on mobile. Anyway. All it would have taken is one Google from table 11 and they could have easily ended up here.

Also, did we see this? For some reason I can’t link it this morning. My editing bar is mostly grayed out. Probably maintenancey crap Null is doing.


Edit: it ended up linking anyway. Weird.
 
To close the loop, Chase from the turkey video is part of the murder church. He left a comment on Jack's video so you can see some videos of him singing and giving his son a haircut. (His sons channels are nothing interesting)
He has a lot of subs to channels. One is called "you suck at cooking" and the directly below it is jack.

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I watched this man sully chicken adobo.

He doesn't have an oz of Filipino in him.

Pretty sure he did a 23 and me or whatever a few years back to confirm the Italian in him..and it came back mostly Mediterranean mix
Yeah, I remember that only for me to disregard it since Jack's a lying fatass who thought that his name sounds italian and italians are known for having some kickass dishes. Then he thought one day that he's an italian as well.
 
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