Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Kramer on the phone]

May can even fabricate pretty much anything and it would be assumed true… maybe she can corroborate his scatological tendencies?

Unlike Faith, May is at least smart enough to actually get photographs or videos of Ralph in compromising situations. To which Ralph will call her a whore and leak pics and/or another sex tape.

plus Ralph has like 5 court cases going on at any time, so her blackmail could pretty much be proof she could give to the DA to lock his ass up. If i were May i'd just wait until he goes back to jail and keep releasing shit throughout his entire stay, beyond that ethan probably left his blackmail folder on a literal folder on his computer without backups, so he 100% will be unable to do shit when he gets out.

Of course if May really wanted to fuck him over, she'd just abort the retort. plus despite the vag, May seems way more emotionally stable than Ralph.

 

[veri]

Unlike Faith, May is at least smart enough to actually get photographs or videos of Ralph in compromising situations. To which Ralph will call her a whore and leak pics and/or another sex tape.

i agree. faith thinks everything’s like a disney fairytale but may knows from the beginning that there’s dirty work she has to do lol

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

May describing Ralph’s micropeen while mocking her rival’s appearance.
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Faith wishes she could be compared to Cinderella. Her being a Disneystan and all.

 

[veri]

It’s obvious some ugly shit went down between the Pantsu and Reeeethan, so ugly they can’t even keep up a facade of normalcy but not quite enough for May to use her BPD powers and go full Alice.

Whatever happened it spurred Gunt’s sudden and third solo trip to Vegas. Not even a peep about the couple being reunited when he got back to Virginia, in fact Ralph gtfo out of the house within 8 hours of getting back home and stayed in MD for three days. Pantsu couldn’t even pretend she gave a fuck when he totaled his car like a complete mong. Ethan tried to bait her into showing concern when he posted his wreck photo saying he was thankful she wasn’t with him, but she didn’t bite. He then got pissed so decided to pine for his ex-wife’s book instead and that finally got a cryptic pithy comment from her about Ralph’s “Midas touch”. (He really does have a reverse Midas Touch.)

It’s very clear there is trouble in paradise. I’ve been saying for a few days they need to pony up a happy couple photo just for appearance sake but obviously they can’t even bring themselves to do an empty gesture at this point. Not even for Pantsu’s birthday. Sad!

I wonder who has the bigger blackmail folder on who at this point in the game.

lmfao your post forced him to write this

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[AncientPhosphur]

Why do I feel like there’s going to be another Ethan Ralph sex tape release in the future

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

plus Ralph has like 5 court cases going on at any time, so her blackmail could pretty much be proof she could give to the DA to lock his ass up. If i were May i'd just wait until he goes back to jail and keep releasing shit throughout his entire stay, beyond that ethan probably left his blackmail folder on a literal folder on his computer without backups, so he 100% will be unable to do shit when he gets out.

Of course if May really wanted to fuck him over, she'd just abort the retort. plus despite the vag, May seems way more emotionally stable than Ralph.

Nero could seem emotionally stable next Ralph. We just don’t see that much of May because she causes instant negative view counts. She chose to get involved with fat angry drunk in his mid-30’s who lived with his mom and pregnant teenage GF simply because he had a podcast that got some attention years ago.

No emotionally stable woman would get 100 miles near Ethan Ralph, much less fuck him, much less get knocked up by him.

Pantsu just keeps relatively quiet and Ethan removes all doubt his idiocy and emotional instability by never shutting the fuck up. Ethan lost all control over his life and ego a long time ago, anybody will look like the picture of mental health in comparison.

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LMAO. I’m sure Pantsu will be thrilled we baited Ralph into the public sentimental birthday wishes two hours till midnight. I bet this thread is the only reason he remembered it was her birthday. We should have waited till tomorrow to mention it.

So Where is the photo of the $80 steak dinner he took his Angel out to enjoy tonight? Three weeks we’ve been waiting for a new photo of the happy couplez

He’s texting Pantsu right now making sure she will like or respond to his declaration of love on Twitter. Or maybe he will just sign into her account to tell the world how proud May is of her man.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hi Ralph take a pic for us at May’s birthday dinner. You can use this older pic for reference. It’s the one where May told Faith to get a paternity test while shrieking in a decent restaurant.

 

[Sam Losco]

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Hi Ralph take a pic for us at May’s birthday dinner. You can use this older pic for reference. It’s the one where May told Faith to get a paternity test while shrieking in a decent restaurant.

I think Faith's story of not really knowing who the dad is because Ralph kept her drunk is bullshit... but damn, May making that "joke" long before Faith said that really does make Faith's story just a tad more believable.

 

[FujiWuji]

Have these two been seen together at all? I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Nora-esque situation happening again where ralph is literally paying her to pretend they're still together. The dm's that leaked a few weeks ago reinforces the idea that something is going on.

Also, wasn't may recently staying at her parents house under the guise of vacation or something? That's like the go-to thing for relationship troubles.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Have these two been seen together at all? I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Nora-esque situation happening again where ralph is literally paying her to pretend they're still together. The dm's that leaked a few weeks ago reinforces the idea that something is going on.

Last proof of life we had of Pantsu was her shoe licking photo extravaganza that she did sitting at home alone while Ralph was feeling himself in Vegas.

The only mention of Pantsu by Ralph for two weeks was the “thank god I left her home alone again” after the car crash on Saturday, then he moved on to his ex-wife’s library book.

Now after Ralph worries Karen Farms is wise to his BS he suddenly posts a over the top, white-trash Hallmark birthday salutation and provides minute details of all the quality time and brand name foods they’ve enjoyed the past few days.

Pressure is on now for May to co-sign this amazing birthday and her deep and profound love for the amazing Mr. Ethan Ralph. She knows what she needs to do to keep that Killstream Korrespodent job. Testify Pantsu!

 

[AnOminous]

plus despite the vag, May seems way more emotionally stable than Ralph.

She's more stable because she lives in one.

 

[An automatic clown]

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Hoooollllyyy shit.
Rent free!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Yeah I've had the sense this relationship was basically over the moment Vegas 3 happened.

I think something bad occurred too, these cunts just haven't let it out because neither can stand to lose face over it at this point.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Lmao he even included the “love of my life” BS I said he would have trotted out had she fucking died in the car wreck. May definitely got on his case after reading that (“AM I the love of your life?!?!”) and he’s so bitch-made she made him tweet it.

I hope May remembers how he tweeted of his deep love for Faith and their unborn son just before he started tweeting about her being obese, having a loose pussy, etc. and tweeted about how he’s proudly making no effort to ever meet or support that son.

They are dunzo. All that’s left to do is wait for the details to emerge, as they always do. Will you never, ever learn, Ethan?

In the meantime, I have exclusive pics from May’s birthday celebrations. Ralph had a book custom made for her with the help of some unexpected paypigs.

 

[Truly Rural]

When Faith escaped Ralph claimed he was involved with the pregnancy. May won't leave so Ralph needs to travel away from her to achieve the same kind of involvement with her pregnancy. It's so much easier when they leave.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Yeah I've had the sense this relationship was basically over the moment Vegas 3 happened.

I think something bad occurred too, these cunts just haven't let it out because neither can stand to lose face over it at this point.

i think its the MAD at this point, May has all the power, look how quickly we flock to anyone that turns on Ralph, she could easily become like Ade, go from mostly retired internet troll to having a small following from talking shit on ralph. Hell Null would crown her queen of kiwifarms if she aborted his retort. I agree with the rest here that Ralph is clearly paying her off the same way he did the Paki, honestly we never heard from May since the text leaks, so either its a law thing or may did that as a way to prove to ethan he's fucked.

As good as being the babymama for ethan might be, the pr boost from leaving Ethan is way bigger.

 

[Procrastinhater]

i think its the MAD at this point, May has all the power, look how quickly we flock to anyone that turns on Ralph, she could easily become like Ade, go from mostly retired internet troll to having a small following from talking shit on ralph. Hell Null would crown her queen of kiwifarms if she aborted his retort. I agree with the rest here that Ralph is clearly paying her off the same way he did the Paki, honestly we never heard from May since the text leaks, so either its a law thing or may did that as a way to prove to ethan he's fucked.

As good as being the babymama for ethan might be, the pr boost from leaving Ethan is way bigger.

While this "may" be the sensible option, it's not really Mays MO, she's a talentless E Thot that uses the spergy men in her life as a springboard, she's yet to find the next step forward from Ralph.
?DigibroGunt?
We'll have to wait to see who the next lucky guy is, but as soon as May knows, so will Ralph, and so will we.
I think getting pregnant wasn't part of her plan, but if she finds someone else before the time limit is up, I wouldn't put it past her to flush it, unless her, erm, "tendencies" mean she's looking forward to having a child of her own.
As far as the other thing being discussed, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph's escapades in Vegas have pushed Pantsu over the edge, and she's being paid Nora style to not make waves and give Gunts Aylaawgs more ammunition.
As if it's fucking even needed with the "winning" streak the Ralphamale has been on recently.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

A little excitement in Ralph’s ghetto overnight. This is the same bus and shopping center where May’s alleged job at subway is located.
Hope the noise didn’t disturb their birthday celebrations.

 

[SargonF00t]

As good as being the babymama for ethan might be,

Are you insane?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah I've had the sense this relationship was basically over the moment Vegas 3 happened.

I think something bad occurred too, these cunts just haven't let it out because neither can stand to lose face over it at this point.

I agree. Ralph’s lucky that May shares his spiteful pride. Pantsu can’t tolerate Digibro, Mint Salad and Faith all being right (and KF laughing) over her ruining her life by hooking up with Ralph.

She also has the very serious problem of being pregnant so she will keep relatively quiet and go along with the “love of my life” facade. In her mind it saves her from public humiliation for the moment. (We are dealing with a woman who didn’t think dating Ralph was the apex of public humiliation in the first place.)

They might patch up things for awhile and try to keep this nightmare relationship on life support until the baby is born.

Their brief honeymoon period is definitely over. Shit got real and Pantsu finally realizes how fucked she is. She has to figure out how to detach from Ralph before she goes down the toilet with him and he is definitely the guy who will do his utmost take her down with him. She also has the major problem of how she’s going to care for an infant next year. She will hold some degree of delusion that Ralph will get his shit together once the baby arrives. Lol.

For now we get the equivalent of the band playing tunes on the deck of the Titanic.

While this "may" be the sensible option, it's not really Mays MO, she's a talentless E Thot that uses the spergy men in her life as a springboard, she's yet to find the next step forward from Ralph.
?DigibroGunt?
We'll have to wait to see who the next lucky guy is, but as soon as May knows, so will Ralph, and so will we.
I think getting pregnant wasn't part of her plan, but if she finds someone else before the time limit is up, I wouldn't put it past her to flush it, unless her, erm, "tendencies" mean she's looking forward to having a child of her own.
As far as the other thing being discussed, I wouldn't be surprised if Ralph's escapades in Vegas have pushed Pantsu over the edge, and she's being paid Nora style to not make waves and give Gunts Aylaawgs more ammunition.
As if it's fucking even needed with the "winning" streak the Ralphamale has been on recently.

Oh, I think “accidentally” getting pregnant was definitely part of her plan but she’s realized to late it was a very, very bad plan. She could not tolerate Faith being the only baby mama in Ralph’s life.

Maybe she thought Ralph would rise to the occasion and things would change, but instead he’s rocketing to the bottom faster than ever and she realizes she’s fucked. Just like Faith, May thought Ralph would stop being Ralph because she was pregnant. His empty lip service might give them that impression. But Ralph wisely opted to devote his time and money to gambling instead.

She is stuck with him to some extent till the baby is born. I mean she obviously had almost no options if she ended up with Ralph in the first place. She is the type who will stick around a guy in abject misery rather than be alone anyway, but needs a new dick to hop on before leaving the old.

She will give up on the foolish trad life farce, but will at least do a quiet Tammy Wynette on SM till Ralph makes even that intolerable.