Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Glass House]

As much as I hate it in this instance, got to admire standing up for a bro and lying in court

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Byecep's buttbuddy has nuked himself immediately.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

"By Thor's Hammer, he did not say the boy should be slaughtered into shreds. I said that he said he did."
-Ragnar Blood Steak

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

So not good in terms of getting a direct quote to fuck over Grosskreutz, but he does come off as obviously lying to cover for his friend. Remarkable start.

Combined with how sleazy the prosecution has been, and how many witnesses of theirs have been caught lying, it's a miracle if any of the jury is putting much stock in any testimony that's supporting the prosecution.

 

[Stoneheart]

so we know how those commies act...

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Good friend, horrible people… honestly he’s not even a good friend posting that bullshit, made Gage look worse…

 

[Puff]

First cross is over. No major info. Just claims of death threats and trying to be sympathetic. Objection on character evidence upheld.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Awfully good friends to lie on the stand and cry over him in the hospital and go to see him in the hospital if they only were roommates for 3 months.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Yessss pajeets round 2. This gonna be good.

 

[Pizza Munch]

OH MY GOD they're recalling the fucking car shop owners

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

The pros definitely coached this guy lmao

Gaige probably offered this dude money too

 

[Alter Ego]

Internet people making fun of Jacob after getting subpoena characterized as threats.

 

[MugolEx]

A third OVERRULED.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I don't know the date.....fucking again with it

 

[Puff]

Witness is gone. Nothing big really happened.

 

[Slimy Time]

Clear thing I think the angle they are going for now since they couldn't get him to admit that Gage posted that, he's making him out to be a clear liar, and also implying that if he is willing to lie about this, that what did the shifty man lie about 2 days ago.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I wanted to scare other people people by saying my friend should have killed a kid...

 

[murdered meat bag]

i MADE IT ALL UP
I WANTED TO SCARE EVERYONE

how does "he wishes he mag dumped on the kid" deter anyone?

binger's smirk at the end

 

[Puff]

Pajeet has returned to the stand.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

As much as I hate it in this instance, got to admire standing up for a bro and lying in court

The prosecution rate for committing perjury on the stand is, statistically, zero.