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[Hitman One]

Has anyone else felt incredibly uneasy since they looked upon the amhole again? It's like a creeping, existential dread.

 

[the khat quaffer]

"Wow, I wish my vagina looked like that!" -no woman, ever.

To be fair to Kevin (ugh) no woman has ever said she wishes her vagina looked like another cis woman's vagina. Real women don't have vagina envy the same way men don't...

...ignoring Metal Gear Solid 2's awkward scene with a naked Raiden. Seriously, the fuck Kojima?

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The Tranch has this machine so I think they're cutting costs on Kevin's revision surgery

With the current rate the Tranch is going, by 2022 they'll have to find *other* ways to cut down on vaginoplasty costs.

 

[Law]

Was this drastic, sudden need to rapidly address how bad his surgery is and how he has no depth and everything's fucked up (but also it's great and he loves it and has so much lesbian transbian sex, and doctors can't tell the difference! Schrodingers Pussy!) triggered by no one at the ranch wanting to touch him a few days ago?

I think so.
Kevin had a brief moment of clarity where he felt lonely because he shares a bed with 3 to 4 extremely self-absorbed men who don't care about him. Because he can never progress from "depression" to "acceptance", he loops back around right into "denial".
The same thing happened many, many tweets ago, when he realized how cold and crowded his living space was, and how uncomfortable and difficult this made his life, so he bought some toys about it.

 

[Yamamura]

Kevin is engaging in magical thinking here, assuming that THIS surgery is one that will give him a fully functional vagina

That's one of the great things about Kevin that keeps me coming back. You know as a child when you watch toy commercials only to go from thinking "Wow, that looks really cool", to "man, this thing sucks". I'm sure we've all been through this disappointment at some point in our lives and learned from that experience.

Not Kevin though! He is incapable of learning from past experiences, as he is only driven by these superficial pleasures, while he slowly mutilates his body transforming himself into a grotesque horror show. He never thinks to himself, "Hmm, perhaps this was a mistake, and I shouldn't have done this". Instead he is only able to keep doubling down.

With Kevin the next adventure is always as unpredictable as the last.

I genuinely feel sorry for Kevin. He's in a shit hell of his own doing, but I don't wish this stuff on people even if they're tards who walked into it despite 430495 warning signs. Being in medical hell sucks.

Personally at this point, I feel sort of like Willy Wonka telling Augustus Gloop to stop drinking from the chocolate river before he falls in. Where I can't really do anything beyond watch as it all goes down and say "help... police... murder" in an unspirited tone.

"please... Kevin.... stop"

 

[homewayhalf]

All I have to do is think about how the Tranchers bragged about beating up a woman to be convinced Kevin deserves everything.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Personally at this point, I feel sort of like Willy Wonka telling Augustus Gloop to stop drinking from the chocolate river before he falls in. Where I can't really do anything beyond watch as it all goes down and say "help... police... murder" in an unspirited tone.

"please... Kevin.... stop"

If anything, I'd argue that we're the Oompa-Loompas in this situation. A greedy fatass is in trouble due entirely to his own actions, and there's not really much we can do besides make it more entertaining.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

it's been over a year since the last amhole reveal, happy anniversary to this pic!

Spoiler: for those who have yet to gaze within.

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this was posted fairly early into the thread, and i haven't seen anyone mention it aside from when it was originally posted. this one is almost worse than the most recent, kev always manages to top himself

>some days I can’t believe this is really my body

The level of delusion is off the charts. Yes Kevin, all of us are frothing at the mouths to get down and dirty with a fat, smelly, acne-riddled manchild with a sweaty shithole filled with ball hair where their dick used to be.

He really thinks we’re jealous, doesn’t he

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

some days I can’t believe this is really my body

The body he multilated & doesn't care for.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

late but worth it

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Gross
Piss
Girl

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Cope fatso

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Another new angle for his grift

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Jen had a slap fight with a crypto fag

Spoiler: Long and boring

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Wedge is whining as usual

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Bonus horrific Pennywise selfie

Spoiler: Goodbye Horses

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[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Don't quote me on this but I think that hair will eventually come back after laser hair removal, it will just take several years and the hair will be much thinner both in regards to individual hairs and their overall density.

Ampinhole or Amdrinkingstraw on account of his lack of width.

It can grow back. Laser hair removal works best on dark hair against light skin (you need enough of a contrast for it to work), so there is usually some lighter, thinner hair left over that the laser didn’t get. Most people getting LHR don’t care, because it’s not visible, but in this case…

Jen had a slap fight with a crypto fag

Spoiler: Long and boring

Translation: I don’t understand crypto, so I’m just going to call the people who do “crypto nerds”, and tell them they suck.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Wedge is whining as usual
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lol @ the second reply

“wtf is wrong with them” like they just committed a fucking hate crime or something. You heard it here first, if you refuse to play pretend with a fat clown tranny creature and call him by the wrong pronouns, there is something wrong with YOU. YOU are the issue.

Astonishing. I really shouldn’t be so surprised, but I guess that’s troons for ya

 

[Law]

If anything, I'd argue that we're the Oompa-Loompas in this situation.

OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOMPETY DOO
KEV'S GOT TO GET AN AM-HOLE RE-DO
OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOMPETY DEETHE
SINCE HE WON'T DILATE, HE'LL JUST COPE AND SEETHE

What do you get?
When you invert your dick?
Scarring and pain, it will just make you sick!

What will you do,
when revision time comes?
Can't be a girl, should have stayed a son

But still be a dissapointment

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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I thought sex work was real work and empowering, not soul crushing and depressing.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Kevin is live with Ash Coyote on the latter's channel right now! Looks like the streamer arc may come to be after all (albiet on somone else's channel because he is too lazy to make his own). Penny was on earlier and they were talking about the ranch (it's supposed to be a charity stream for the ranch basically), but Ash and Kevin are just playing Undertale now. Not sure I can stomach this manchild retard doing autistic voices over a game I genuinely like, the cringeworthiness and autism is just off the charts.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Idek about you guys, but I pretty much only feel lonely when SO is at work. Pretty much never when they're there, in person, mere inches away from me or my hand. How hard is it to open your face and make words while reaching for their hand, Kevin? Hell, how do you even bond with your friends if you have zero idea how to bond with people you supposedly fuck romantically?

-You know I'm only asking because I'm jealous while trapped in my non-magical and unsatisfactory cis relationship.

ETA- added extra question, if it's not too bold.

 

[Windows Error 98]

You could put all of Kevin’s horny tweets into a bot and I think we would find it near impossible to tell the result from the real thing. He can’t even be degenerate in a creative way.

 

[Yamamura]

I'm disappointed that I didn't get to make this before Halloween, but I present to you: The Am (Hole)ityville Horror


Original transparent Kevin PNG cropped by: @Humbert Humbert

 

[Norman B. Normal]

KF user @Lubby Smith notes that the only method Kevin can restore depth is through peritoneal pull-through, a robotic procedure only done in Portland

In the future, when your grandchildren ask you how the robot uprising started, you can tell them it can all be traced back to a hospital in Portland in the year 2022.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

They are really going at it with the stream... The other Tranchers keep taking turns coming on and they are all actively answering questions from the chat. I think this is the most Kevin I think I've seen in one continuous video. Apparently they're going to keep going through the whole game today. Someone has to go through all this later and compile some highlights for the thread. There's some great stuff in there so far!