Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

I'll always be fascinated by the avoidable, generation-spanning disaster that was Lowtax's life, and if nothing else (which with consideration to his innumerable bad decisions really is nothing else) I'll always acknowledge his unwitting influence on Internet culture and my tastes in it.

It's a shame he was such a weak-minded person. He could've done more with his life and SA than he chose to, so instead his legacy will be a raw example of how complacency can utterly unravel a human.
 
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Welcome to the Show said:
He got gifted every opportunity he could ask for and pissed every single one of them away. Fuck him.
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TurdFondler said:
He was only ever hurting when things didn't go his way and he had to face the consequences of his own actions.

He's been petty and vindictive all his life. It was honestly difficult seeing another outcome.
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That's what it makes it so tragic. He could have tried to turn his life around. He didn't. Now if he OD'd, he died doing what he loved. If he suicided, it's probably because he realized what he had had, and what he had lost, and what he'll never get back. A lot of comedians, even hacky e-comedians, the comedy comes from the dark parts of their mind. As much as we like laughing at their antics, waking up every day must have been worse than death. That's just my opinion.

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I say Seanbaby, some random "trips and hits his head on something" shit
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I haven't seen that name in a long time. I used to read Seanbaby on Cracked back in the 2000's, and he was probably the only written content that made me laugh out loud. My inner voice probably helped because I saw him read something he had written and he was very uncomfortable.
 
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Baked Al-Aqsa said:
Guys, I just found some info of the most recent Tranny prostitute he hooked up with. It was actually this morning and it appears to be the last person he came into contact with. I don't have any more leads except for a photo I found by chance in his discord and the name s/he goes by, possibly a stage name: Samantha Hayden.
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I couldn't find any more info. You guys have any thoughts?
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XHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
 
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Drunk and Pour said:
That's what it makes it so tragic. He could have tried to turn his life around. He didn't. Now if he OD'd, he died doing what he loved. If he suicided, it's probably because he realized what he had had, and what he had lost, and what he'll never get back. A lot of comedians, even hacky e-comedians, the comedy comes from the dark parts of their mind. As much as we like laughing at their antics, waking up every day must have been worse than death. That's just my opinion.


I haven't seen that name in a long time. I used to read Seanbaby on Cracked back in the 2000's, and he was probably the only written content that made me laugh out loud. My inner voice probably helped because I saw him read something he had written and he was very uncomfortable.
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You are mistaking tragic with pathetic.
 
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I have watched his gaming garbage videos back when Shmorky wasn't a COMPLETE basket-case and Lowtax didn't seem like he wanted to drown in pills. I actually loved their videos and I often look back at some of the stuff that Shmorky and Lowtax had done with a bit of fondness. Though I stopped watching when it was revealed that Shmorky was batshit insane and Lowtax fell into an utterly depressive spiral, making streams that only 20 people are watching.

I don't know any of the shenanigans that Lowtax had done, but I have heard from sources over what he did. In all of that, I just felt pity over someone who clearly had gone insane with creating a website that he could have done more with and found success in if he would actually do the simple thing and just run it.

The details of his death are still murky, but for me personally, I just feel pity for a man who could turn everything around if he really wanted to, but just didn't because of that feedback loop.

This is just my opinion, of course, since I am not personally involved with most of what Lowtax had done.
 
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Assuming it's legit I can't say I'm surprised. Dudes been an alcoholic pillhead for how many decades?

Assuming its either 41%, accidental OD, or his body just calling it quits because of the alcoholism. Isn't middle age when lots of alcoholics start dropping if they refuse to stop drinking?
 
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You either die a hero or see yourself live long enough to become to villain.

Lowtax supported trannies and faded away.
When Moot dies, no one's going to miss him.
No one gives a shit about sellout Hotwheels anymore.
Dorsey's a part of the elite and acts like a homeless Buddhist.
Same with Zuckerberg, except robot instead of homeless.

Dunno what's with these Social Media Creators and becoming trainwrecks.
 
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