Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Without A Gout]

Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984488&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Considering that Fragmaster has pretty much retired from Internet life and hasn't posted on SA for years, I'm inclined to think it's not a joke.

They should charge $5 a month to access the funeral for old times sake.

 

[Plunkie]

I can remember enjoying SA in the early 2000s, sharing jokes with friends about some of their insane(and I guess normal now) articles about the weirdest pornos. Moved on several years later and didn't hear shit about it until Lowtax got his lolcow thread and I frequented that instead.

Wouldn't wish anyone to end up in the sad state he did, but I'll always remember the early days.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

A little sad for the kids and MapleWifes kid. Who for most of her life has just been subject to her dad being a total arsewipe to her and only really cared to get some level of custody to get at the mom.


I guess he dug himself so much a hole that no wanging on Moxtaxs part would save them. Also now momtax unlikely to have much relationship with her grandkids if Lowtax really did kick the bucket. She was awful to both moms

 

[Sasha]

geez whats next? moot? rip

That could very well be Moshua Joon , the Korean Jewish leader of a website.

 

[Clint Torez]

Web 1.0 dies again

 

[Aquinas]

anyone have the thread where Jeff announces the finalization of buying SA, and lowkey saying that he's going to make sure the wife's lawyer knows about it

because if that hot take theory about lowtax commiting the big sleep over the lawsuit results is true, then good ol' JEFF boy might have blood on his hands

 

[Hybrid Icing]

You know what, now he will never be convicted of beating any women in a court of law.

VINDICATION!

Looking forward to the obituary, I can't wait to read people struggling to say anything nice about him

Frag's nicest memory of him was Lauren pissing on his shoulders.

 

[Had]

 

[The Un-Clit]

I was never a fan of SA or Lowtax in general, but still whenever an actual 'titan' of the Internet goes to the eternal shipost in the sky.....feels bad, man.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Never really got why everyone seemed to hate the guy, but never really cared enough to find out why either. I popped into his youtube channel every now and then and I thought he was kind of funny. F

 

[NickDigger]

Meh, dude was a fag and fuck paying to post on a forum lmao.

Also don't you niggers start weeping over his death when most of you reveled in his misery less than 24 hours ago.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Yeah probably the right call. Not even being edgy but I'm at a complete loss as to what he had to live for at this point other than tranny hookers and pies

 

[Linako 2.0]

today is a good day

 

[repentance]

We went so long without any lolcows dying, and now they drop like flies.

 

[NickDigger]

geez whats next? moot? rip

We can only hope.

 

[Plunkie]

geez whats next? moot? rip

moot worked at google, he's practically dead inside anyways

 

[negativlad]

Junkie deadbeat dad croaks himself and leaves distraught decidedly mixed-feeling family in his wake, leaving a legacy of serial contentious divorces and a dying internet forum he had barely involved himself in the last 20 years. I would buy a Goldbelly pie in his memory but that shit is for reals $60-$100 and I'd feel bad putting more money into baked treats than he did into improving the forums that defined his life.

Sorry for a-logging but even in death, Lowtax is a fag.

 

[NickDigger]

I was never a fan of SA or Lowtax in general, but still whenever an actual 'titan' of the Internet goes to the eternal shipost in the sky.....feels bad, man.

>forced to pay on a forum
>multiple failed business ventures
>lets forum get run over by the dregs of humanity
>alcoholic drug addled moron
>shit father

You have a strange definition of "titan".

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

They should charge $5 a month to access the funeral for old times sake.

Give mourners the opportunity to change the picture on his gravestone for $10.

 

[Shringlecrink]

Inshallah brothers, today we have been gifted. As I have been told, never speak ill of the dead. Lowtax is dead, and that is good.