Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[babadook]

Now if only all the E-celebs that originated from SA would follow the same path it would be great

 

[Ghostse]

Ladies and Gentlemen.... he got him.

 

[Pissmaster]

Help a newfag out: how were trannies involved, exactly?

A slew of them joined at one point over (of all things) a Let's Play thread about Danganronpa, before it was translated and released in English. That led to them taking over the forum, becoming mods, and the state of the SA forums as they are today - a hellsite full of trannies that'll ban you for even the slightest missteps.

The way Danganronpa ties into this was that a lot of people who were on Tumblr at the time were following the thread, so Lowtax paywalled them out and made the subforum it was on only visible to those with accounts, so everyone had to pay $10 and join to keep reading it. So, they did, and tons and tons of them migrated into SA, slowly warping the forum and bending it their way.

Lowtax was a terrible administrator all along, and that all happened at a time when he was really burned out and barely running the forums at all. He was too busy wasting his money on luxuries like Goldbelly confections (look at their prices, just go look that shit up), a nice car, and lots and lots of ambien and whatever other drugs he could get ahold of.

 

[Mr. Boogedy]

A couple years ago Lowtax tried to stream with Lauren. At one point he leaves to get something and Lauren has to entertain the viewers. When he come back he starts to have an emotional breakdown about a co-worker who was an addict that died. Here's a post with a breakdown and timestamps.

Gaming Garbage Live FUNdraiser: 03/24/19!

Hello, now with Lauren!https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage

www.youtube.com

 

[Marissa Moira]

The body isn't even cold and they're already shit talking him.

 

[LazloChalos]

Fact: Troonery has a higher kill count than the Farms.

Suicide among them and those involved with them is almost like a transmitted plague.

 

[Ghostse]

A couple years ago Lowtax tried to stream with Lauren. At one point he leaves to get something and Lauren has to entertain the viewers. When he come back he starts to have an emotional breakdown about a co-worker who was an addict that died. Here's a post with a breakdown and timestamps.

Gaming Garbage Live FUNdraiser: 03/24/19!

Hello, now with Lauren!https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage

www.youtube.com

"Coworker"

 

[Dan Abrams]

The body isn't even cold and they're already shit talking him.

To nobody’s surprise the SA thread is full of demented troons dancing on his grave.

I get that he was kind of a shitty guy but it sucks for his kids.

 

[Likeigod]

 

[No. 7 cat]

Will this be another Kiwifarms murder of a transgender (simp)?

Anyhow may the poor man Rest In Peace.

 

[Ghostse]

I'm dancing on the still fresh grave.

OTOH I didn't fucking simp for him when it came out he was abusing his wife adn flying off to Utah for a month to cheat on her with money he'd scammed from the userbase for 'improvements'. So unlike goons I feel like I'm maintaining a consistent position on Lowtax being worthless, toe-sniffing scum.

 

[Pissmaster]

Looking for things to shitpost with and just look at how pedantic this motherfucker was when he was on top of the world:

He also banned people starting threads with "So, ", because it annoyed him personally. Like, your account would get banned, and cost $10 to unban it (plus $5 for your avatar and $10 for platinum, if you wanted those back too).

Yet, goons at the time still treated him like this:

 

[Florence]

Progressivism absolves you of all your sins.

 

[I don't like jews]

If I were to shoot myself in a court parking lot over a child support order right after my wife and her attorneys left court jubilantly, it would look

a little something


like this

 

[Richardface]

Skylark posted:
At 5:08 in the video Fragmaster reveals that Lowtax went to Heaven, which confirms that he did not commit suicide or spousal abuse, or else he would be in Hell. To late now though SA has already been sold

 

[Dyn]

Lowtax is standing in front of St. Peter rn with ten bucks trying to re-reg under a new name with no child support judgements against it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm wondering what comes next before 2022. We've got Chris raping Barb, and Lowtax capping himself.
m00t actually running an international cp distribution ring and getting arrested? Jeff Hunter finally goes public and becomes the next Timothy McVeigh? Max Goldberg reveals he's a necromancer and resurrects Sean Connery for one last YTMND? There's only a month and a half left, shit's gone wildin' so far.

 

[Ita Mori]

Welp, his kids are fucked for life.

So, which internet ringmaster is next to air condition their head? Spez?

 

[Desktop User2]

>Be white trash
>Make career off of Internet
>Impregnate some thot fan
>Abuse her
>Burn all your money on tranny hookers, alcohol and pills.
>Off himself to avoid pension.

Check out the speedrun strats, Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[Cats]

I just realized that Mars, a candy company, makes my cat's treats. That might explain why she is beginning to look like a black pumpkin.