Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I'm not the only one, but I totally called it. We didn't get that Bud Dwyer moment we so desperately craved... but as an actual human being with compassion for the innocent, I'm keeping his daughter in my thoughts and hoping for all the comfort and compassion possible for them.

If I believed ghosts were real, I'm sure right now he'd be in purgatory trying to shriek through the veil to anyone that'd listen that this was all his lying ex-wives faults.
 
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What a horrible cunt of a man he was. A couple of months ago he was threatening suicide and the general feeling was get on with it. I'm not a vindictive bastard and I'm not MATI but watching what he has done, what he has squandered, the pain he has caused makes me think fuck him and his supporters who are crying crocodile tears today.
 
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TBH, LowT would've had to get a job that pays $20 an hour to cover his child support, and that's just the child support! What job could a pathologically lazy middle-aged college dropout get that pays that?

And does anyone know if Missouri is one of those states that takes away your driver's license if you don't pay child support?

Edit: And mods, please don't close this thread until it reaches 888 pages.
 
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frozenrunner said:
Dick Masterson will have to talk about this on the next episode, right?

Lowtax gives repulsive troons a home on the internet and they repay him like this. One more reason you never give trannies anything but derisive laughter.
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I don't even know how to feel about this yet.
I haven't even thought about Lowtax for fucking years.
I told him those trannys he was supporting had no loyalty, they were fucking creeps (look at Shmorky for instance) and that they'd pop a cork when he choked on a dick.
And look at them now.
Pricks.
He was a piece of shit but I feel for his kids.
 
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Someone on Metafilter started a Lowtax thread and things are off to a swell start.

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lol he killed himself to avoid paying more child support, kinda based

His other ex and I got to tell our children that their father died without saying goodbye to them, or that he loved them, or to my knowledge, left a note for them.
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Man kills himself, women most affected.
 
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