Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[440088]

18:20 he is blaming the parents for sending their children to the travis scott concert and at around 19:00 he says you cannot give a child access to the world wide web. He's a fairly responsible person.

19:30 he says going to violin camp introduced him to more sophisticated music and helped made him a successful person

32:20
"oh yeah and that travis person, again, these people just have low iq's, sorry, its just we're dealing with really dumb people. Dumb people attending other dumb peoples dumb events ... And before you say thats rude or thats cruel, listen to the music. Type it out, examine the lyrics and tell me what it symbolises, and then come back to me and say "This is what we should be having sold out concerts for". Yes or no, if you say yes, i dont want to live near you"

Nikocado cannot stop being based, blasting mumble rap listeners as being stupid and calling the recent travis scott crushing incident as by low iq people.

But other than that, you're right, he does have good commentary and reflection skills from the 25 minute mark, and i found myself interested in what he had to say about music in general. The first ten-fifteen minutes are throwaway theatrics for the redditors, reaction sphere breadtubers and beauty parlour tourists to keep their hate watching satisfied, but the rest is like i've seen before, and that is a rational, calm and reflective Nikocado. He's really good at doing both too, the raging manbaby and then softly transition into a grown man over the course of 5 minutes, single take with no cut. The range is spectacular, his shitposting phenominal and his actual care regarding the whole king of mukbang video by meatcanyon is obviously fuck all. Because he knows that video is just a drop in an ocean in terms of impact, it only deserves to be milked, and his actual passion - music - is the subject of focus here.

The greatest entertainer

I completely agree and I'm actually kind of shocked that Nick said it on camera. I guess he gives no fuck. Even from a PR stand point lmfao.
He more or less said: When you send your retard kids to a retard event hosted by a even bigger retard who can be surprised that retards stomp on each other.
And you know what Nick? I fucking agree. Hahahahahaha.
As for the meat canyon and shit? I'm glad Nick doesn't give a fuck.
He knows that if somebody actually cared (his friends, family, ect...) they would talk to him on private. Nick couldn't give less of a shit about strangers on the internet pretending to love him cause he knows they are just view baiting. You'll never see Nick come on camera and be "serious and thoughtful" to peoples concerns who make videos on him. Cause he knows they are fake and clout chasing. And that's also something I really like about him. He has never pretended to have a parasocial (is that the right word?) relationship with ANYBODY online. You'll never catch nick pretending to take another content creators love/concern for him as "real". He's a shark. And he knows no matter how much they pretend to love him that other content creators are to never, ever, be trusted. Cause they are sharks too only looking for views.
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I respect that nick is smart enough to never come on camera with a "it's okay guys...i know you're concerned about me.... and i love you"
based nikocado will always tell you to fuck off with the bullshit or just use the material himself to clickbait his own channel.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I completely agree and I'm actually kind of shocked that Nick said it on camera. I guess he gives no fuck. Even from a PR stand point lmfao.
He more or less said: When you send your exceptional individual kids to an exceptional individual event hosted by a even bigger exceptional individual who can be surprised that retards stomp on each other.
And you know what Nick? I fucking agree. Hahahahahaha.
As for the meat canyon and shit? I'm glad Nick doesn't give a fuck.
He knows that if somebody actually cared (his friends, family, ect...) they would talk to him on private. Nick couldn't give less of a shit about strangers on the internet pretending to love him cause he knows they are just view baiting. You'll never see Nick come on camera and be "serious and thoughtful" to peoples concerns who make videos on him. Cause he knows they are fake and clout chasing. And that's also something I really like about him. He has never pretended to have a parasocial (is that the right word?) relationship with ANYBODY online. You'll never catch nick pretending to take another content creators love/concern for him as "real". He's a shark. And he knows no matter how much they pretend to love him that other content creators are to never, ever, be trusted. Cause they are sharks too only looking for views.
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I respect that nick is smart enough to never come on camera with a "it's okay guys...i know you're concerned about me.... and i love you"
based nikocado will always tell you to fuck off with the bullshit or just use the material himself to clickbait his own channel.

The advantage to Nick is that he’s pretty much playing a character for his fetish content while combining that with starting drama since Nick knows how much drama can generate views and he openly acts like a dick.

The people who actually made a video or so on Nick specifically and didn’t come off as a tard are people who are aware Nick is doing whatever and not pretending to care about him like Charlie did (who has the worst takes on Nick). Like the pretending to care crap only ever is forgivable if you have no idea who Nick is but people who act like they know Nick and do that song and dance are the worst.

Nick is perfectly right in calling them out (especially in the comments) since they don’t know him and act like pretentious morons who are virtual signaling to a man who openly acts like a fat clown online on purpose.

 

[the khat quaffer]

When someone throws a vegetable at him

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It's like he just disappeared into fat air

 

[0 0]

Diabetes? Heart disease? A clogged artery? What will it be Mr. Perry?

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POV: You are an American child not giving the ice cream isle 6 feet of horizontal clearance

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

18:20 he is blaming the parents for sending their children to the travis scott concert and at around 19:00 he says you cannot give a child access to the world wide web. He's a fairly responsible person.

19:30 he says going to violin camp introduced him to more sophisticated music and helped made him a successful person

32:20
"oh yeah and that travis person, again, these people just have low iq's, sorry, its just we're dealing with really dumb people. Dumb people attending other dumb peoples dumb events ... And before you say thats rude or thats cruel, listen to the music. Type it out, examine the lyrics and tell me what it symbolises, and then come back to me and say "This is what we should be having sold out concerts for". Yes or no, if you say yes, i dont want to live near you"

Nikocado cannot stop being based, blasting mumble rap listeners as being stupid and calling the recent travis scott crushing incident as by low iq people.

But other than that, you're right, he does have good commentary and reflection skills from the 25 minute mark, and i found myself interested in what he had to say about music in general. The first ten-fifteen minutes are throwaway theatrics for the redditors, reaction sphere breadtubers and beauty parlour tourists to keep their hate watching satisfied, but the rest is like i've seen before, and that is a rational, calm and reflective Nikocado. He's really good at doing both too, the raging manbaby and then softly transition into a grown man over the course of 5 minutes, single take with no cut. The range is spectacular, his shitposting phenominal and his actual care regarding the whole king of mukbang video by meatcanyon is obviously fuck all. Because he knows that video is just a drop in an ocean in terms of impact, it only deserves to be milked, and his actual passion - music - is the subject of focus here.

The greatest entertainer

I've doubted it but now I'm Nikpilled

 

[Private Joker]

POV: You are an American child not giving the ice cream isle 6 feet of horizontal clearance
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Little kid: Mommy can we get some ice crea -

Kid is run over and crushed to death by Nik as he screams "where's the cheese!?"

 

[AmazingEagle]

Little kid: Mommy can we get some ice crea -

Kid is run over and crushed to death by Nik as he screams "where's the cheese!?"

BREAKING NEWS: An obese land whale is charged with murder.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

tbf this is because I watch Cory but Cory tends to title his videos in his Spooky Scary Sunday series after one of the shorts and the real draw for his subscribers is "SSS", like there was another video in that series where he reacted to a Meat Canyon animation about another youtuber and referenced them in the title.

Like not saying this as an actual dunk on Nikocado cause he full well knows this and wants as much attention as possible since it's a major youtuber that is reacting to some form of content around him which is smart. I'm just playing devil's advocate for Cory

Spoopy indeed

 

[Doctor of Autism]

BREAKING NEWS: An obese land whale is charged with murder.

With how this year is going with lolcows, I won’t be surprised if that happens

 

[Private Joker]

BREAKING NEWS: An obese land whale is charged with murder.

Just Trrrrrrrrrrrry and arrest me, LADY!

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! (faggot claps)

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

I've doubted it but now I'm Nikpilled

Thats the strangest thing about the Avocado, on the surface people will hate him, but once you take the Nikpill, you inevitably become apart of the NIDF. He's still lulzworthy but you find yourself defending him more than anything. Unless he does something depraved, (which i doubt because he's proven to me he's a professional), im just going to continue to see through his obese lens and be a supporter of this exceptional plus sized model.

The advantage to Nick is that he’s pretty much playing a character for his fetish content while combining that with starting drama since Nick knows how much drama can generate views and he openly acts like a dick.

The people who actually made a video or so on Nick specifically and didn’t come off as a tard are people who are aware Nick is doing whatever and not pretending to care about him like Charlie did (who has the worst takes on Nick). Like the pretending to care crap only ever is forgivable if you have no idea who Nick is but people who act like they know Nick and do that song and dance are the worst.

Nick is perfectly right in calling them out (especially in the comments) since they don’t know him and act like pretentious morons who are virtual signaling to a man who openly acts like a fat clown online on purpose.

Continuing on with my greatest entertainer angle i have for Nikocado, PT Barnum once said Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung, Nikocado knows the entire show hangs on him, and how he interacts with other youtubers in their spheres. It does come off as a never ending grift, but theres the professionalism again wherein the Avocado doesn't take any of this personally at all. I have never legitimately seen a real breakdown video by him or seen him break character once, even if ironically. and anyone arguing with Nik is only arguing with a character of a character performer. Its like being upset at Devine for being disgusting, but Devine doesn't really exist, but she does.

So where does Nik fit into this? No idea, but he always seem to come out on top.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Thats the strangest thing about the Avocado, on the surface people will hate him, but once you take the Nikpill, you inevitably become apart of the NIDF. He's still lulzworthy but you find yourself defending him more than anything. Unless he does something depraved, (which i doubt because he's proven to me he's a professional), im just going to continue to see through his obese lens and be a supporter of this exceptional plus sized model.

Continuing on with my greatest entertainer angle i have for Nikocado, PT Barnum once said Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung, Nikocado knows the entire show hangs on him, and how he interacts with other youtubers in their spheres. It does come off as a never ending grift, but theres the professionalism again wherein the Avocado doesn't take any of this personally at all. I have never legitimately seen a real breakdown video by him or seen him break character once, even if ironically. and anyone arguing with Nik is only arguing with a character of a character performer. Its like being upset at Devine for being disgusting, but Devine doesn't really exist, but she does.

So where does Nik fit into this? No idea, but he always seem to come out on top.

Nik’s a crazy deathfat,but he got a hustle and a plan. And I can respect that.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Nik’s a crazy deathfat,but he got a hustle and a plan. And I can respect that.

Nik has two things going for him over other deathfats: he’s not in denial about being a fat ass (or fucking claiming an eating disorder) and he rakes in the money strictly through embracing that fact. Ain’t no frills or diet videos or model delusions with this one.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

Nik’s a crazy deathfat,but he got a hustle and a plan. And I can respect that.

Thats correct. Theres a rhyme and reason to Nik and an end goal which when compared to other fatasses like amberlynn reid, Jude Valentin, comfyfattravels, foodiebeauty, or anyone in the mukbang video genre, are aimless, directionless, and have no grand goal in mind and are only just latching onto an income. They are also internet personalities rather than character actors, and therefore have no sort of proxy protection against criticism or curtain to fall back behind. The avocado is thriving out here because you're right, he see's the bigger picture here.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Nik has two things going for him over other deathfats: he’s not in denial about being a fat ass (or fucking claiming an eating disorder) and he rakes in the money strictly through embracing that fact. Ain’t no frills or diet videos or model delusions with this one.

He definitely has a eating disorder but it’s all part of his twisted fetish. Good for him.

Thats correct. Theres a rhyme and reason to Nik and an end goal which when compared to other fatasses like amberlynn reid, Jude Valentin, comfyfattravels, foodiebeauty, or anyone in the mukbang video genre, are aimless, directionless, and have no grand goal in mind and are only just latching onto an income. They are also internet personalities rather than character actors, and therefore have no sort of proxy protection against criticism or curtain to fall back behind. The avocado is thriving out here because you're right, he see's the bigger picture here.

That’s why I tolerate/like him more than others tangent to him. I can’t stand them because they seem like worthless wastes of space who contribute nothing but suffering. Niko on the other hand seems like a reasonable guy behind the scenes and Just loves the attention. I hope he rebukes his sinful ways one day and becomes the Chad he was meant to be soon. He isn’t gonna live down the memes however no matter how miraculous the transformation is.

 

[440088]

Nik has two things going for him over other deathfats: he’s not in denial about being a fat ass (or fucking claiming an eating disorder) and he rakes in the money strictly through embracing that fact. Ain’t no frills or diet videos or model delusions with this one.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I cannot tell you how much i appreciate the fact that nikocado doesn't monologue about eating disorders. Like that simple fact alone makes me love him so much more.
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He takes full, complete, agency of his consumption. He doesn't pretend that some invisible hand of mental illness is shoving food in his mouth. He doesn't pretend he needs to eat like this to "keep the eating disorder away". He literally is a fat ass because he wants to be one. Actually, he is almost mocking of these people with dropping his triple extra hamburger and then crying saying "ohhh nooo imma starve" the punchline obviously being that he's grossly overfed.
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And the fact is? He probably has the most legitimate eating disorder out of all of them. Even if he tries to mask it in 20 layers of "ironic im just playing a character" cope.
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Fat acceptance bitches be like: "I have to eat this pizza cause otherwise my EATING DISORDER WILL KILL ME

Based Nick: i eat this pizza cause you idiots pay me and also just because i want too (not a single mention of eating disorders)

fat acceptance bitches be like: body positivity! if you comment mean things on my instagram i will block you and write ten paragraphs about how mean you are!

based nick: if you pay me ten dollars I'll show you my butthole and idc if you laugh at it

 

[AmazingEagle]

 

[Red flaming panda]

Seems like turkey tom has weighted in not sorry on Nik himself on his second channel
And unlike most youtubers he actually points out that's he doing it for attention

And when I say points out I mean he just rehashes and shows the clip of what the horse fucker yourmoviesucks said

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Seems like turkey tom has weighted in not sorry on Nik himself on his second channel
And unlike most youtubers he actually points out that's he doing it for attention

And when I say points out I mean he just rehashes and shows the clip of what the horse fucker yourmoviesucks said

To be fair it’s better than another “N-Nick you’re eating yourself to death uwu, I just want to help” that many major YouTubers have said on Nick. Like it still baffles me that YMS and Mutahar (his second video on Nick) had the best takes on him since while everyone else thinks he’s a slave to his viewers, both pretty much pointed out that Nick is just an attention-whore making fetish content and thriving off of hate watchers (and Nick’s hostility to people making videos on him shows this in full force since the alternative is making more Orlin breakup videos)

 

[Ponzo]

"I kicked Nick out."

Orlin doing videos for Nick while Nick travelled to Vegas

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