Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

The 7 Deadly Sin that killed this man was gluttony. He lived and died a glutton.
"In Inferno, Dante finds the Gluttonous in the Third Circle of Hell. These souls overindulged in food, drink, or something else in their lives. Their punishment is to wallow in disgusting mire created by eternally falling rain, hail, sleet, and snow."
 
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Avaan said:
Unsurprising that the women are profiteering off his death, trying to make as much money as possible to blow on brand name clothes and new cars. The final 10bux, and of course the retards pay up as usual.
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I spend double what I donated on nail polish every month, while collecting a whopping $288 in child support from my ex husband. Best thing I ever spent "his" money on. Seethe, cope, and dilate.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Imagine killing yourself over having to give your ex-wife and kids money instead of just embracing the broke homeless life so they wouldn't get anything and you could still be lazy and get high.

He couldn't even muster up the manhood to go running off into the woods to be a hobo who licks toads, breaks into people's garages, and lives in a hole in the ground shooting up transmission fluid.

He couldn't even man up and become a rail riding hobo posting from skeevy internet cafes about how he knifed a man for the last drink of whiskey in the bottle.

He couldn't even muster up the courage to move to a homeless drug camp in SF or some other urban shithole where he could lay around and shoot up heroin with Shadman.

Nope, just pop those pills, eat a Goldbelly pie, and wash it down with boxed wine and cause as much damage to your kids as possible.

Christ, what a contemptible faggot.
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Not even that, his mom would have just bailed him out or fully funded his lifestyle anyway.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being an A&N exceptional individual, not understanding that A&N is short for "Assholes and Niggers," and not even getting that they not only don't run this site, they are just barely even tolerated here, the one place where we put up with these fucked up idiot fucking retards.
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I love when one wanders outside A&N and starts flipping out because women and minorities are posting.
 
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My brother was a SA paypig / goon for a good few years. Hopefully he stopped posting there. What a poisonous dump, like the melted reactor core under the Chernobyl sarcophagus. Trannies are poisonous perpetual victims, like 10,000 BLM and 10,000 LGBTAQADSDA and 10,000 dangerhair activists whinging, but many times over, and pandering to them earns no thanks. They're dancing on his grave, before he's even buried. He could have separated his evident fascination with men in dresses from letting them rule his life, but drug and gambling habits don't make for sharp decision-making.
 
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Dyn said:
Really though what would you put in your suicide note if you knew everyone was just going to make fun of it?
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Are you kidding? Everyone online is going to be reading it & looking to dunk on it/me? That'd be the most awesome n rad posthumous trolling opportunity since MacAffee's deadman switches. The final, perfect shitpoast! He missed his one and only true chance at vindication over those damn dirty troublemaker kiwis, smdh!
 
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whothefuckevencares89 said:
Not even that, his mom would have just bailed him out or fully funded his lifestyle anyway.
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It does look like he was reliant upon his mom up until the end, if the Facebook posts @Sabrina posted on the last page are any indication. According to them, he would also talk constantly about his children and how much he missed them and wanted to do right by them, and I want to believe that. I really do, but at the very least, it is unimaginably shameful that he couldn't say goodbye. Christ almighty I can't imagine going through that now, let alone as a child/teenager.
 
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Compositesludge said:
It does look like he was reliant upon his mom up until the end, if the Facebook posts @Sabrina posted on the last page are any indication. According to them, he would also talk constantly about his children and how much he missed them and wanted to do right by them, and I want to believe that. I really do, but at the very least, it is unimaginably shameful that he couldn't say goodbye. Christ almighty I can't imagine going through that now, let alone as a child/teenager.
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I would like to read the toxicology report to know what was in his system when he died. I refuse to believe he killed himself while whatever passes for sober for him.
 
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Tiggletown said:
Fun Fact: Lowtax is the first non fictional character featured in the music video.

"Ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

To die IRL. Characters that where dead before it came out don't count.

Jesus the actor who played Lo-pan is 92.
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Lowtax was in that? I remember Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, as well as Chuck Norris, but not Lowtax.
 
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Compositesludge said:
It does look like he was reliant upon his mom up until the end, if the Facebook posts @Sabrina posted on the last page are any indication. According to them, he would also talk constantly about his children and how much he missed them and wanted to do right by them, and I want to believe that. I really do, but at the very least, it is unimaginably shameful that he couldn't say goodbye. Christ almighty I can't imagine going through that now, let alone as a child/teenager.
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I'm serious about my feelings towards his ethots and "friends" on Facebook and Discord. I distinctly remember posting here that I could call in a wellness check for his suicide baiting but in this case I wasn't going to bother. I said that because normally, I do. I will go there. Even if I don't like the person I will break the 4th wall and contact their local police department, that may or may not actually do a goddamn thing about it. Sure, Lowtax had moved to another rental that I didn't have the address for (yet), but it's not like the local cops in Lee's Summit don't know who he is and couldn't find him.

But, y'all, that's Y'ALL virtue signalling on Facebook and blaming this site for your inaction? Y'ALL have been paying $5 a month to access Lowtax's discord server (this is the real reason why the Patreon never hit $0), Y'ALL are over here posting screenshots of his suicide baiting in PMs and just being like "yeah bitches be cray" instead of doing a goddamn thing for your friend. Well look now he's dead and he can't pay y'alls rent and shit anymore, half of y'all stuck around and gave the :fivebucks: so you could get :thousandsofbucks: because you knew he still had money and his parents have orders of magnitude more. Don't think Momtax will be up for footing the bill anymore.

None of y'all were Lowtax's friend. Not a single one. And you can block me from commenting on your FB posts all you want, but you can't stop me from seeing them, and you can't take me off his page so I can continue to post there where YOU won't see them. And I'll also screenshot and post here too. Fuck all y'all, I didn't care enough to call in a welfare check and not a single one of you are any better. Paypigs, simps and thots, kiss me ass (rate me mad)
 
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Reality Check: Lowtax literally killed himself over $300 a month.

He must of been really fucking broke. What a dumb fuck.

Imagine just not banning all the tranny faggots..he had so many chances to get his shit in order...holy shit. what a fucking idiot. God im going to miss him but in a sort of "holy shit i lost my favorite lolcow" way

Talk about a guy which success was a complete accident at every turn 20 years ago and whose downfall wasn't..he put zero effort into anything. I imagine a simple task like mowing his lawn was something foreign...he literally had no drive at all. 50 years ago he would of been waiting tables or a used car salesman at most but the internet made him into a superstar and millionaire...and like a true idiot lowtax did nothing as it slipped away...and it wasn't instant. The forums started going downhill in 2007 already. He had so many chances..

Guess ill need to catch up on Jack Scalfini now.
 
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