I know this is nitpicky, and very very off-topic, but it annoys me how she refers to her sugar cookie oat milk soy concoction as a "drink" rather than a latte. The fact that it has coffee in it is so immaterial as to be inconsequential. She just wants that
sugar cookie, whilst appearing cool and hip sipping her
offering to Lord Beetus delicious, trendy Starbucks like all the other successful, attractive young professionals. Just mainline sugar directly into your veins, Chinny. Nads can probably hook you up.
Same with this extra ice thing. She claims she orders extra ice in literally every drink because it makes them extra cold, and because it dilutes the drink as it melts. First off, ice is ice. More ice might cool it down faster, but the beverage she's drinking is already cold, and it can only get to a certain temperature. It isn't going to get, like, Super DeepFreeze Sub-Zero Cold

. It
would dilute the drink eventually, if she could stop herself quaffing it before the ice even considered melting. And coming from a woman who eats condiments straight and drinks gravy but whilst wishing it was still made with lard, the idea that she wants
anything diluted is laughable.
She only orders Extra Ice

to be cute and quirky, and so that people will remember her. Like her tics or her rat face or her AND! She envisions the staff inside the drive thru exclaiming, "Extra ice in this Starfruit and Kumkwat Twisty Misty?? It must be for our Queen--our most beautiful Queen Chantal Marie of Nashyville! Oh,
do put extra,
extra ice in this drink, and it will taste all the fairer on our dainty lady's sweet lips."
In reality, ice displaces liquid, and
more ice displaces
more liquid, meaning you get less for your money. So she's actually doing herself a disservice (which seems minor, until you consider just how many drinks she orders in a single week). She's probably screwing herself out of an extra free vente sugar cookie insulin-antagonizing bevvy every week.
Is this dumb? Is this petty? Of course. But we can't blame Nads for every stupid thing Chinny does. She's stupid all on her own.