Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Said a short thing earlier in the A&N thread when I found out. At the time I was doing 3 things successfully that Lowtax wasn't: 1) being at work, 2) taking a shit, 3) being alive

Finally read through the past 40odd pages.

Like I said, it's unsurprising, but still kinda sad. I guess he didn't have another ending coming. I have posted on SA for over 20 years (and still do--you'll never catch me Jeffrey!). I remember when it was edgy and creative and cool. It complimented and shaped my humor. And the format, such as exists here and in vanishing areas online, is my preferred "social media" experience.

Lowtax gets a lot of blame for the downfall of SA, and his sin was that of not caring, not trying, wasting opportunities. He let it fall into what it became and did nothing to stop it. But that was built into the DNA of the site, because from the very beginning he was hands off, just wanted to retreat, shitpost, or write "funny" articles. He was an absentee site owner while his jannies like Al, JRE, Rainbow Blight, and Fistgrrl were duking it out to control the site in fucking 2000-2001.

In his personal life he was a shitshow and I have no sympathy for him or his BPD exes, just for the kids. But with those parents, they were always going to have a tough row to hoe.

Edit: and in contrast to my illustrious predecessor quoted in the above post:
I regret nothing!
 
She was very much lurking here and very much in contact more than just that sose faggot.
You either really hate being wrong or you have some logs to post showing you desperately trying to get Ashli to fuck you.
Rich lived like a feminist strawman of a useless POS deadbeat ex who needs the state to put a vice grip on his testes to fulfill any basic obligation at all to his offspring.

What if she was the cause of this flounce?
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"Milady, I doth renounce mine foul bigotry...now may I quaff a hint of thy sacred loins?"
Oh yeah I remember this, with the timeline it's almost definite she got tired of his simping and leaking her PMs about this and told him to fuck off altogether.

Looks like I really got thru to someone (told yall i can still see all yalls fb posts but since you blocked me you can't see mine)Screenshot_20211111-223853 (2).jpg

Make no mistake. This is Lowtax's fault. A lot of people did shitty things and his mom is a trainwreck of a boomer but none of them killed Lowtax. Lowtax killed Lowtax. That's it. And he did it for VINDICATION when, you know, marital property only goes up to 50% so if he wasn't a spiteful piece of garbage he'd still have money after the divorce. And even in the place he left himself financially that doesn't matter because Mommy was just going to keep paying his bills with Daddy's money up to and after they died. He is an adult and he killed himself.
 
Byuu "killed himself"
Chris-chan got arrested
Lowtax killed himself
Shadman got arrested

Is there like a fucking purge of highly online geek culture going on or something?

Dying breath of old internet with all good and bad things come with it. Time to return to tradition of usenet and decentralized networks. Internet dystopia is coming, love it or hate it.

I'd hold a candlelight vigil for things that used to be. Anonymity, freedom of expression and speech. Things that made internet fun.

Now we have untermensch, trannies and glownniggers shitting up every forum and allow abominations like lolcow.farms which has all three.

Lowtax died a broken man, cucked and alone. Much like Internet 1.0-2.0.

Let him be a reminder every site admin either breaks down, troons out, cucks out or outright kills himself. No site owner is immune to this inevitability.

Rest in peace my precious internet, we had fun while it lasted
 
IIRC, Kiwi Farms began as the forums for the CWCiki, which while rooted in what Lowtax hath wrought, were never a part of Something Awful itself.

I'm shocked that Vice would get their facts wrong and I expect as good journalists they will correct their inadvertent misinformation ASAP.
Wait, you're expecting... ethics in "journalism"? Didn't we have this battle a few years ago?
:thinking:
 
Byuu "killed himself"
Chris-chan got arrested
Lowtax killed himself
Shadman got arrested

Is there like a fucking purge of highly online geek culture going on or something?
Odd one out there is Byuu since noone gave a fuck about them until they totally actually killed themselves. But yeah it's wild, I keep checking expecting to see that Spoony finally died.
 
Wait, you're expecting... ethics in "journalism"? Didn't we have this battle a few years ago?
:thinking:

What else do you expect from Zoomer journalists? Those retards haven't seen rise and fall of Usenet. They need to drown in student debt and internet privileges revoked.

Some of us has been shitposting longer than these soy sipping blue checkmarks been on internet. So there isn't any investigation going on here, don't expect any vice journo to know about the meow wars.

Before sites were permafucked by pissed off college students spewing limericks now rich kids hire ching chong botnets to attempt to permafuck sites.
 
which age old 'internet superstar' is going to kill themselves or get arrested next? place your bets now

With Lowtax too dead to defend his family, Keep it Real decides its now open season on them. The resulting rap-lyrics based international murder spree is the grist that fuels the true crime podcast industry for the next two decades.
 
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